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3/1/2010 10:41:29 AM EDT
A blue whale can grow as long as 3 Greyhound buses and heavier than 35 elephants. Its tongue alone is the size of a small car and weighs as much as an elephant. While immense, a blue whale’s heart beats only nine times per minute. Yet blue whales can also produce extreme sounds of more than ’185 decibelsnearly twice as loud as a jumbo jet at takeoff.
3/1/2010 10:49:32 AM EDT
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A blue whale can grow as long as 3 Greyhound buses and heavier than 35 elephants. Its tongue alone is the size of a small car and weighs as much as an elephant. While immense, a blue whale’s heart beats only nine times per minute. Yet blue whales can also produce extreme sounds of more than ’185 decibelsnearly twice as loud as a jumbo jet at takeoff.


It also ejaculates nearly 10 gallons of sperm during copulation, yet only 10% of that makes it into his intended mate.

Ergo, the reason the ocean is salty.
3/1/2010 10:50:47 AM EDT
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A blue whale can grow as long as 3 Greyhound buses and heavier than 35 elephants. Its tongue alone is the size of a small car and weighs as much as an elephant. While immense, a blue whale’s heart beats only nine times per minute. Yet blue whales can also produce extreme sounds of more than ’185 decibelsnearly twice as loud as a jumbo jet at takeoff.


It also ejaculates nearly 10 gallons of sperm during copulation, yet only 10% of that makes it into his intended mate.

Ergo, the reason the ocean is salty.


Very interesting...
3/1/2010 10:51:21 AM EDT
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A blue whale can grow as long as 3 Greyhound buses and heavier than 35 elephants. Its tongue alone is the size of a small car and weighs as much as an elephant. While immense, a blue whale’s heart beats only nine times per minute. Yet blue whales can also produce extreme sounds of more than ’185 decibelsnearly twice as loud as a jumbo jet at takeoff.



Now that's one tongue that I don't want in my ass.



 
3/1/2010 10:51:34 AM EDT
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A blue whale can grow as long as 3 Greyhound buses and heavier than 35 elephants. Its tongue alone is the size of a small car and weighs as much as an elephant. While immense, a blue whale’s heart beats only nine times per minute. Yet blue whales can also produce extreme sounds of more than ’185 decibelsnearly twice as loud as a jumbo jet at takeoff.





It also ejaculates nearly 10 gallons of sperm during copulation, yet only 10% of that makes it into his intended mate.



Ergo, the reason the ocean is salty.


Have you tasted blue whale sperm?



 
3/1/2010 10:52:44 AM EDT
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A blue whale can grow as long as 3 Greyhound buses and heavier than 35 elephants. Its tongue alone is the size of a small car and weighs as much as an elephant. While immense, a blue whale’s heart beats only nine times per minute. Yet blue whales can also produce extreme sounds of more than ’185 decibelsnearly twice as loud as a jumbo jet at takeoff.


It also ejaculates nearly 10 gallons of sperm during copulation, yet only 10% of that makes it into his intended mate.

Ergo, the reason the ocean is salty.





3/1/2010 10:52:59 AM EDT
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A blue whale can grow as long as 3 Greyhound buses and heavier than 35 elephants. Its tongue alone is the size of a small car and weighs as much as an elephant. While immense, a blue whale’s heart beats only nine times per minute. Yet blue whales can also produce extreme sounds of more than ’185 decibelsnearly twice as loud as a jumbo jet at takeoff.





It also ejaculates nearly 10 gallons of sperm during copulation, yet only 10% of that makes it into his intended mate.



Ergo, the reason the ocean is salty.


Have you tasted blue whale sperm?

 


Your just pissed that he found the one thing that you don't know the answer to.  




 
3/1/2010 10:54:50 AM EDT
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A blue whale can grow as long as 3 Greyhound buses and heavier than 35 elephants. Its tongue alone is the size of a small car and weighs as much as an elephant. While immense, a blue whale’s heart beats only nine times per minute. Yet blue whales can also produce extreme sounds of more than ’185 decibelsnearly twice as loud as a jumbo jet at takeoff.





It also ejaculates nearly 10 gallons of sperm during copulation, yet only 10% of that makes it into his intended mate.



Ergo, the reason the ocean is salty.


Have you tasted blue whale sperm?

 


Your just pissed that he found the one thing that you don't know the answer to.  


 


Yep, you got me on that one.  But then again, I am no gay whale.

 
3/1/2010 10:57:02 AM EDT
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A blue whale can grow as long as 3 Greyhound buses and heavier than 35 elephants. Its tongue alone is the size of a small car and weighs as much as an elephant. While immense, a blue whale’s heart beats only nine times per minute. Yet blue whales can also produce extreme sounds of more than ’185 decibelsnearly twice as loud as a jumbo jet at takeoff.








It also ejaculates nearly 10 gallons of sperm during copulation, yet only 10% of that makes it into his intended mate.





Ergo, the reason the ocean is salty.



Have you tasted blue whale sperm?


 



Your just pissed that he found the one thing that you don't know the answer to.  




 



Yep, you got me on that one.  But then again, I am no gay whale.


 



So you like fish sticks?





 
3/1/2010 10:57:05 AM EDT
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Married men revealed that they change their underwear twice as often as single men.

HH
3/1/2010 10:58:10 AM EDT
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Married men revealed that they change their underwear twice as often as single men.



HH


Because we have someone who can wash them twice as often.  





 
3/1/2010 10:59:50 AM EDT
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Since the humpback whale has a 12 foot penis, I wonder what the blue whale has...almost as long as mine!

3/1/2010 11:00:25 AM EDT
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Today, the threads's title was spelled wrong by The_Beer_Slayer

Unless "toaday" is now a real word...
3/1/2010 11:05:27 AM EDT
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I just re-upped to Gold today.
3/1/2010 11:21:40 AM EDT
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Also, it's penis is 12' long, but only the last 6" gets inserted.
3/1/2010 11:44:54 AM EDT
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Today, the threads's title was spelled wrong by The_Beer_Slayer

Unless "toaday" is now a real word...


i refuse to spell check becuase i enjoy pissing off the spelling nazis
3/1/2010 11:45:12 AM EDT
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Also, it's penis is 12' long, but only the last 6" gets inserted.


me too
3/1/2010 11:49:02 AM EDT
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I bought a bunch of computer parts today, so my car said "Fuck You" and broke down on the way home

3/1/2010 1:14:09 PM EDT
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Today, the threads's title was spelled wrong by The_Beer_Slayer

Unless "toaday" is now a real word...


We had toadays in HS football!

HH
3/1/2010 1:37:57 PM EDT
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Priceless info, somewhere I will use it.
3/1/2010 1:43:42 PM EDT
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Also, it's penis is 12' long, but only the last 6" gets inserted.


me too


No, that's "feet', not centimeters.