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2/23/2010 6:13:34 AM EDT
What the Fuck is wrong with those Libtard freakbags. They want companies to change the shape of hot dogs and other linked meats so little kids dont choke. Well FUCK YOU! Dont give your retarded ass 3 year old kid hotdogs and walk away and expect them to be an adult. God forbid you actually take responsibility for the kid you brought into this world. Are you gonna ask for warning labels on the hot dog packages now too you cum bubble licking bastards. Get your heads out of Obamas ass. I dont need a fucking nanny to wipe my ass and tell me that something isnt safe. I have a brain and know how to use unlike the rest of the liberal fuckwads. I hate all you sniffling yuppie self rightous liberal doucebags who think just because you have an idea that you think something is unsafe that the rest of society has to follow you. FUCK YOU! Go stick a fire hose up your ass turn it on and die from a ripped ass and rectal bleeding. Here is an idea, cut the fucking hotdog up into child size bites, its what the rest of parents and society have been doing for years and our kids didnt choke and die. Hell maybe you should keep giving your kids full size hot dogs then we would end up have one less of your sorry assed mentality thinkers in this world. FUCK OFF AND DIE!


2/23/2010 6:15:06 AM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
What the Fuck is wrong with those Libtard freakbags. They want companies to change the shape of hot dogs and other linked meats so little kids dont choke. Well FUCK YOU! Dont give your retarded ass 3 year old kid hotdogs and walk away and expect them to be an adult. God forbid you actually take responsibility for the kid you brought into this world. Are you gonna ask for warning labels on the hot dog packages now too you cum bubble licking bastards. Get your heads out of Obamas ass. I dont need a fucking nanny to wipe my ass and tell me that something isnt safe. I have a brain and know how to use unlike the rest of the liberal fuckwads. I hate all you sniffling yuppie self rightous liberal doucebags who think just because you have an idea that you think something is unsafe that the rest of society has to follow you. FUCK YOU! Go stick a fire hose up your ass turn it on and die from a ripped ass and rectal bleeding. Here is an idea, cut the fucking hotdog up into child size bites, its what the rest of parents and society have been doing for years and our kids didnt choke and die. Hell maybe you should keep giving your kids full size hot dogs then we would end up have one less of your sorry assed mentality thinkers in this world. FUCK OFF AND DIE!







How to dumb down America by your liberal friends. I agree with you OP. Shit has gone stupid. .
2/23/2010 6:34:01 AM EDT
[#2]
Yeah !, change 'em !, make them bigger, not on the gay side

that would piss them off even more. I decided many years ago not to have kids, if I was carefull, this is one
reason why, society wants to and many want them to raise their kids for them.
Hillary didn't help when she said "It takes a village to raise a child".  
2/23/2010 6:37:12 AM EDT
[#3]
Sounds kinda stupid.
2/23/2010 6:46:08 AM EDT
[#4]
Cut the hot dogs up problem solved! Wait the kids can still choke, how about watching the kids eat there's an idea
2/23/2010 7:51:54 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Yeah !, change 'em !, make them bigger, not on the gay side

that would piss them off even more. I decided many years ago not to have kids, if I was carefull, this is one
reason why, society wants to and many want them to raise their kids for them.
Hillary didn't help when she said "It takes a village to raise a child".  


I agree with "it takes a villiage to raise a child", but more in the aspect of discipline. I remember getting my assed chewed out even spanked by neighbors and/or teachers when I was younger only to get another spanking when I got home. That shit set me straight REAL QUICK!

2/23/2010 7:55:44 AM EDT
[#6]
The hot dog choking boogeyman can be thwarted by simply slicing the franks down the middle longitudinally.

It really is that simple.
We don't need a law.
2/23/2010 7:57:35 AM EDT
[#7]
the hot dog thing was natural selection, plain and simple.



it doesn't happen enough.
2/23/2010 8:06:04 AM EDT
[#8]

When my daughter was young, we cut up hot dogs and other linked meats. Problem solved.

Change the shape of hot dogs and other linked meats? WTF...seriously.  

2/23/2010 8:08:04 AM EDT
[#9]
Lets just outlaw solid food for children under 18. Then we never have to worry about them choking, we just have to stock up on the TP.
2/23/2010 8:19:08 AM EDT
[#10]
This is the first I've heard of this.





2/23/2010 8:31:09 AM EDT
[#11]
we don't eat that part of the dog where I come from
2/23/2010 8:55:23 AM EDT
[#12]
10/10
2/23/2010 9:05:03 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
we don't eat that part of the dog where I come from


more of a butt hole guy huh?
2/23/2010 9:05:58 AM EDT
[#14]
The liberals are smart and your stupid.  So shut up and obay!
2/23/2010 9:11:45 AM EDT
[#15]
Beans and cut up hot dogs, half a hot dog bun at a time. Beanie Weinies FTW.



It always amazes me how much food kid waste by being given portions way too big for the kids to eat.



My Dad would buy one child sized hamburger and a small fry for my brother and I. He would cut the burger in half and we had to split the fries.



He did not tolerate any bullshit while we were eating either. If you played with your food you didn't eat.
2/23/2010 9:14:10 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
The liberals are smart and your stupid.  So shut up and obay!


I hope the spelling errors were done in sarcasm
2/23/2010 9:18:54 AM EDT
[#17]
Ban water to prevent drowning!
2/23/2010 9:22:59 AM EDT
[#18]
cum bubble.......   FTMFW!!
2/23/2010 9:27:44 AM EDT
[#19]
Maybe if they stopped trying to swallow the whole hotdog like a certain part of genitalia, they wouldn't have that problem.
2/23/2010 9:44:04 AM EDT
[#20]
Make them look like turtles. Kids love turtles.
2/23/2010 9:51:37 AM EDT
[#21]
What other shale could there be? Ball shape? Yes that would be neat. We can all eat hot balls! NOT!

Star shaped? Melon shaped? I mean what kind of shape are hot dogs supposed to become? Then that means Mrs. Bairds would have to change the shape of her buns.

I feed my nieces hot dogs. But u know what? I watch the little girls when they eat them. I also cut them up good.  They're not even my kids and I watch them eat to make sure they're ok. I'm not saying my sisters don't do it I'm just saying when I babysit.

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2/23/2010 11:44:10 AM EDT
[#22]





WOW

 
2/23/2010 11:48:05 AM EDT
[#23]
8/10 rant
2/23/2010 11:49:56 AM EDT
[#24]




Fucking Awesome ! Yours?
2/23/2010 11:55:35 AM EDT
[#25]
When I read the article about this, it said that about 100 kids choke to death on food each year.   I don't mean to sound heartless, but we're going to go through all this crap for 100 kids?  Out of how many millions of kids that eat hot dogs every year?  And, yes, I realize that if my kid was one of the 100 I'd probably feel different about this.
2/23/2010 11:57:03 AM EDT
[#26]
When we were four years old my twin sister shoved a locket up her nose.
Dad had to take her to the doctor to get the thing back out of her nose.

Nobody rallied to change the shape of lockets but that was 45 years ago,,,,,,

There is no way on earth to make everything kid proof.
This general rule is known as "natural selection".
2/23/2010 11:59:21 AM EDT
[#27]





What's under the bacon shell?

 



(a cheeseburger, I hope
)
2/23/2010 12:00:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Yeah !, change 'em !, make them bigger, not on the gay side

that would piss them off even more. I decided many years ago not to have kids, if I was carefull, this is one
reason why, society wants to and many want them to raise their kids for them.
Hillary didn't help when she said "It takes a village to raise a child".  


I agree with "it takes a villiage to raise a child", but more in the aspect of discipline. I remember getting my assed chewed out even spanked by neighbors and/or teachers when I was younger only to get another spanking when I got home. That shit set me straight REAL QUICK!



Yep,  I begged them to beat me but please, oh please, let this be the end of it.  They still sent a note home anyway...the bastards.
2/23/2010 12:01:50 PM EDT
[#29]
Or watch your kids while they're eating instead of watching Oprah in the other room.



Take a CPR class and learn how to un-obstruct an airway.



Be prepared instead of reacting to everything with a lawsuit and blame shift.
2/23/2010 12:02:51 PM EDT
[#30]








 
2/23/2010 12:05:16 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
8/10 rant


+1

You can't childproof stupid(..parents) no matter how hard the Libs try.

Cheers
2/23/2010 12:05:29 PM EDT
[#32]
To address the serious problem of choking on hot dogs, President Obama will appoint a "Hot Dog Czar" –– Barney Frank.
2/23/2010 12:06:16 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
10/10


I say 9/10, no pic involved!  
2/23/2010 12:08:43 PM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:


When I read the article about this, it said that about 100 kids choke to death on food each year.   I don't mean to sound heartless, but we're going to go through all this crap for 100 kids?  Out of how many millions of kids that eat hot dogs every year?  And, yes, I realize that if my kid was one of the 100 I'd probably feel different about this.


I agree. People have to die from something, kids included...



 
2/23/2010 12:09:29 PM EDT
[#35]
This is all based on a study showing "five deaths per year"!




http://www.stats.org/stories/2010/choking_hot_dog_feb23_10.html
2/23/2010 12:22:05 PM EDT
[#36]
0.5/10

Its a dupe.    



Doctors Urging for a Safer, Choke-Free Hot Dog
2/23/2010 12:25:21 PM EDT
[#37]
The AAP seems to want to regulate anything that could ever possibly hurt our children.  Seems warm and fuzzy, right?

In looking up figures for another thread yesterday, I found that if kids eat hot dogs until they're 14, they're still 20 times more likely to be killed by being circumcised.  They're 200 times more likely to die in their sleep.

That kind of puts things in perspective.
2/23/2010 8:46:05 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:




Fucking Awesome ! Yours?


Naw. I'm thinking about it though.
2/23/2010 8:57:23 PM EDT
[#39]



Quoted:




They want companies to change the shape of hot dogs and other linked meats so little kids dont choke.





If they fuck with my hotdogs that might just have the opposite effect if you get what I'm sayin'...








 
2/23/2010 9:27:00 PM EDT
[#40]
Time to stock up on pre ban hot dogs.