Cut and paste attempt......now I have to find something to cut and paste from for the practice.......You might be from Arkansas if...
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on
the side.
If the biggest city you've ever visited is Wal-Mart.
If your working T. V. sits on top of your non-working T. V.
If you thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
If you think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the K-Mart.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you
home.
If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 dollars worth of
improvement.
If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
If you missed your 8th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take
them out to see what it is.
It worked this time.