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12/21/2008 4:59:44 PM EDT
Rent it today as soon as Blockbuster opened.  There were some really funny bits, and I LOL'd when Harry Pfarrer (George Clooney) whacked that "chair" with a hammer.  But the movie felt disjointed, as if it was glued together from different comedy sketches.

Trivia:

- Brad Pits called himself Mr. Black when he was in a car with John Malkovich.  Pits was in the movie "Meet Joe Black" as .... Joe Black!

- The ax scene toward the end was lifted from Fargo, another Coen Bro. movie.
12/21/2008 9:36:54 PM EDT
[#1]
great movie. definitely a coen bros movie.

oh and we appreciate your business, keeps me paying the bills, even on the low end.
12/21/2008 9:51:54 PM EDT
[#2]
Didn't like it, had its moments, not much else.
12/22/2008 4:06:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Didn't like it, had its moments, not much else.


Pretty much my thoughts as well.

My wife couldn't wait to see it because of the scenes they show in the previews with Brad Pitt.

Overall I think the movie pretty much sucked.
I don't think the brothers will ever be able to top Big Lebowski. They set the bar so high for themselves that it's unlikely they'll ever be able to get repeat it.
12/22/2008 1:19:49 PM EDT
[#4]
i was not expecting that closet scene...
12/22/2008 2:48:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
i was not expecting that closet scene...


Definitely not. The expression on his face was pretty ridiculous.

The funniest part was that thing Clooney made and her reaction to it.
12/22/2008 7:53:10 PM EDT
[#6]
I enjoyed it a lot and was let down at the same time.
12/23/2008 1:39:44 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Didn't like it, had its moments, not much else.



This.
12/23/2008 2:06:29 AM EDT
[#8]
just watched it today too. absoloutely one of the worst movies i have watched in a long time. dude gets fired, starts writing book. somehow book ends up on cd on floor of gym. they find cd, try and sell cd to get lady facelify, everybodies does acting like ideots. that was the movie...... a perfectly good waste of a few hours of my life
12/23/2008 5:20:45 AM EDT
[#9]
I think they didn't know how, or didn't want to bother, to write the ending, so they just have everybody take off or shot/killed.  They didn't even bother to act those out.
12/23/2008 7:39:26 AM EDT
[#10]
Rented and watched it last night.

Great acting undone by not-so-great writing.  Some funny parts, but I felt that the movie as a whole was an amalgamation of proven Cohen movies.  Just didn't work this time.

The SO said it should have been titled "Burn After Watching".
12/23/2008 7:41:10 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I think they didn't know how, or didn't want to bother, to write the ending, so they just have everybody take off or shot/killed.  They didn't even bother to act those out.


Absolutely.  Very deus ex machina feel to the end.

12/23/2008 2:09:10 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I think they didn't know how, or didn't want to bother, to write the ending, so they just have everybody take off or shot/killed.  They didn't even bother to act those out.


Absolutely.  Very deus ex machina feel to the end.



more like someone pinched a deuce on the film and mass distributed it.

The more I think about this movie the more sucky I realize it was. The Cohen Brothers are good, but they have the stumbling movies like any other established directors... this is a piece of shit they tumbled over... unfortunately my wife bought the thing just to watch it
12/23/2008 4:39:37 PM EDT
[#13]
I saw it in the theatre, I expected more.  The look on Pitts face just before he got shot was great, I LOLd.  The scenes with J.K. Simmons and David Rasche were the best.
12/23/2008 6:39:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
I saw it in the theatre, I expected more.  The look on Pitts face just before he got shot was great, I LOLd.  The scenes with J.K. Simmons and David Rasche were the best.


I miss Sledge Hammer

12/26/2008 12:52:32 PM EDT
[#15]
Maybe its me, but I didnt like this movie.  I like Malkovich and Brad Pitt, and they did a great job on their parts, but the story just seemed stupid to me.


12/26/2008 1:11:56 PM EDT
[#16]
couldn't wait for it to end!
12/26/2008 2:10:49 PM EDT
[#17]
I liked it as I do all Coen bro films.


GM
12/27/2008 10:26:22 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Didn't like it, had its moments, not much else.


very easy to write a story with no ending


takes talent to make a good ending



12/28/2008 4:31:41 PM EDT
[#19]
Not a great Coen movie, but better than most movies.
12/28/2008 4:41:27 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
just watched it today too. absoloutely one of the worst movies i have watched in a long time. dude gets fired, starts writing book. somehow book ends up on cd on floor of gym. they find cd, try and sell cd to get lady facelify, everybodies does acting like ideots. that was the movie...... a perfectly good waste of a few hours of my life




12/28/2008 4:47:12 PM EDT
[#21]
I thought it was fairly entertaining but not their best effort.  I saw it with my dad who is pretty uptight but has liked the Coen brothers ever since Raising Arizona.  The scene where he unveils 'the chair' was incredibly uncomfortable for both of us.

12/28/2008 7:44:15 PM EDT
[#22]
... You idiots
That was a great mind-fuck movie!

That movie will be a cult classic in 5-10 years ... if not sooner









... two favorite quotes:
"PC or Mac?"
"I seemed to have misplaced it, let me burn another off my hard-drive"


Pitt sucked
12/29/2008 4:02:45 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
... You idiots
That was a great mind-fuck movie!

That movie will be a cult classic in 5-10 years ... if not sooner


... two favorite quotes:
"PC or Mac?"
"I seemed to have misplaced it, let me burn another off my hard-drive"


Pitt sucked


A cult full of idiots perhaps
12/30/2008 10:01:44 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
... You idiots
That was a great mind-fuck movie!

That movie will be a cult classic in 5-10 years ... if not sooner


... two favorite quotes:
"PC or Mac?"
"I seemed to have misplaced it, let me burn another off my hard-drive"


Pitt sucked


A cult full of idiots perhaps


... Oh, I don't know. The movie is brilliant. Certainly not for non-thinkers.

The Coen brothers have done several of my all time favorites:
  • Blood Simple

  • Raising Arizona

  • Barton Fink

  • Fargo

  • The Big Lebowski

  • No Country for Old Men


  • ... If you "don't get" these movies either, I can understand your point

    1/6/2009 7:59:32 PM EDT
    [#25]
    Quoted:
    Quoted:
    Quoted:
    ... You idiots
    That was a great mind-fuck movie!

    That movie will be a cult classic in 5-10 years ... if not sooner


    ... two favorite quotes:
    "PC or Mac?"
    "I seemed to have misplaced it, let me burn another off my hard-drive"


    Pitt sucked


    A cult full of idiots perhaps


    ... Oh, I don't know. The movie is brilliant. Certainly not for non-thinkers.

    The Coen brothers have done several of my all time favorites:
  • Blood Simple

  • Raising Arizona

  • Barton Fink

  • Fargo

  • The Big Lebowski

  • No Country for Old Men


  • ... If you "don't get" these movies either, I can understand your point



    +1

    1/6/2009 8:10:31 PM EDT
    [#26]
    ok, the Redbox rentals have been out of this movie for weeks. then the rental store was when i checked it too. there must be something good about this movie i assume.

    but tonight, i was torn. the movie store had it! and they also had "righteous kill"

    being a Deniro fan i chose righteous kill. was pretty boring.

    tomorrow ill probably rent burn after reading, which i wish i had done tonight.
    1/7/2009 6:24:03 AM EDT
    [#27]
    Quoted:
    Quoted:
    Quoted:
    ... You idiots
    That was a great mind-fuck movie!

    That movie will be a cult classic in 5-10 years ... if not sooner


    ... two favorite quotes:
    "PC or Mac?"
    "I seemed to have misplaced it, let me burn another off my hard-drive"


    Pitt sucked


    A cult full of idiots perhaps


    ... Oh, I don't know. The movie is brilliant. Certainly not for non-thinkers.

    The Coen brothers have done several of my all time favorites:
  • Blood Simple

  • Raising Arizona

  • Barton Fink

  • Fargo

  • The Big Lebowski

  • No Country for Old Men


  • ... If you "don't get" these movies either, I can understand your point




    Loved all of the above.  In fact I consider "Raising Arizona, Fargo, Big Lebowski, and Blood Simple" to be among my all-time favorites.  Besides containing some of the most quotable lines of all time, they're simply fascinating movies to watch (multiple times).

    "Burn After Reading" just wasn't their best work.  Damn near zero character development and takes the pulp movie to the extreme.



    1/11/2009 2:41:15 AM EDT
    [#28]
    I didn't like the movie, but the 2 scenes J.K. Simmons had had me rolling.


    CIA Superior (Simmons): What did we learn, Palmer?
    CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
    CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
    CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
    CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
    CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say
    CIA Superior: Jesus Fucking Christ.

    the delivery was fucking hilarious.

    1/11/2009 3:27:45 AM EDT
    [#29]
    I wasn't all that interested while watching it.  Clooney's part was kinda lame and Pitt's part was kinda to silly....I kinda felt cheated after seeing it.
    1/11/2009 3:57:41 AM EDT
    [#30]
    Quoted:
    I didn't like the movie, but the 2 scenes J.K. Simmons had had me rolling.


    CIA Superior (Simmons): What did we learn, Palmer?
    CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
    CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
    CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
    CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
    CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say
    CIA Superior: Jesus Fucking Christ.

    the delivery was fucking hilarious.



    JK Simmons is an awesome character actor.  You are right, those were great scenes.
    1/11/2009 7:03:50 AM EDT
    [#31]
    clooney's chair scene was hilarious!

    rented it a few nights ago. i thought it was humorous most of the way through. it was worth the rental to me.
    1/20/2009 4:44:13 PM EDT
    [#32]
    Yeah, Simmons was great in the movie...

    "Don't know why he was trying to go to Venzuela"

    "You don't know??"

    "No, sir"

    "We have no extradition with Venezuela"

    "Oh...So what should we do with him?"

    "Fuck's sake, put him on the next flight to Venezuela!"

    Great dialogue!