Posted: 2/7/2011 8:43:36 PM EDT
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Gentlemen, there will come a time where you must face the dilemma to temporarily hide your man card, and watch a "Chick flick" with your significant other. At times, it's unavoidable. Should you face yourself with the opportunity to do so with the French film - Coco before Channel: RUN!. My man-card has been severely damaged by this, and it's going to take days to recover. I now have to purchase the entire line of MagPul dynamics videos to begin the healing process. It's one of those events that, in hindsight was so clearly a terrible idea, you can't fathom how the Hell you screwed this up. The fact that it's a French film should have been enough right there.
Seriously - wow. This movie was horrible. In the immortal words of a disgruntled movie critic years ago - "I found myself rooting for the asteroid". |