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Posted: 10/21/2002 2:34:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/21/2002 2:34:30 PM EDT by Gloftoe]
Link Posted: 10/21/2002 7:26:23 PM EDT
"Ok rookie, stand right here while I step back 100 yards and pull this string."
Link Posted: 10/21/2002 7:37:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/21/2002 7:38:34 PM EDT
Billy thought he could get more horsepower out of his VW by adding some nitroglycerin to his fuel.
Link Posted: 10/22/2002 11:35:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 3:55:58 PM EDT
"if you pull the string hard enough the throttle will come unstuck..."
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 3:58:14 PM EDT
"I already passed out from pulling your finger,now pull your string?"
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 3:59:22 PM EDT
"Thank god for this bombproof plexi glass"
Link Posted: 10/23/2002 6:05:19 PM EDT
"Hey Bob, hold this string, I have to take a crap"
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 10:44:06 PM EDT
If you see me pull this string, try to keep up...
Link Posted: 10/30/2002 4:21:38 PM EDT
"I knew this car snare would catch something"
Link Posted: 10/30/2002 4:30:21 PM EDT
"Okay" "Put the red wire to the red, and the black wire to the black". "Let me know when you're ready and I'll crank the generator".
Link Posted: 10/30/2002 5:12:33 PM EDT
[img]http://members.cox.net/jvarney2/duty.jpg[/img] Do we REALLY want to know what's going on here?
Link Posted: 10/30/2002 5:37:24 PM EDT
"Psssst, the sniper's in the trunk"
Link Posted: 11/4/2002 3:32:58 PM EDT
"what kind of fly you using?"
Link Posted: 11/13/2002 7:12:41 PM EDT
Headlines: "Demolitions pull plug on the Kotex Liberation Army suicide bomb attempt"
Link Posted: 11/13/2002 7:37:45 PM EDT
Antibomba! Si lo explota, espero te cola no me cae.[):)]
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 12:44:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/14/2002 1:09:47 AM EDT
"Honestly Larry, do these pants make my ass look fat?"
Link Posted: 11/15/2002 4:50:34 AM EDT
Bet you can't pull the string out of a cat's ass...
Link Posted: 11/20/2002 2:26:47 AM EDT
Isn't that your wife in the passenger seat??
Link Posted: 11/20/2002 2:46:29 AM EDT
no...no...it's definitely the battery.
Link Posted: 11/20/2002 2:47:19 AM EDT
Larry, you been working out again?
Link Posted: 11/20/2002 2:53:56 AM EDT
It was simple really the bomb said "bomb". They just couldn't read english.
Link Posted: 11/20/2002 5:40:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/20/2002 5:43:06 AM EDT by OLY-M4gery]
OSHA's new rules regarding tow companies jumping cars have signifigantly increased tow service fees. [:D][bounce]
Link Posted: 11/21/2002 2:22:33 AM EDT
I don't think this kites gonna fly boss.
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 4:21:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By C_Brooks: Antibomba! Si lo explota, espero te cola no me cae.[):)]
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Antibomba! If it operates it, I wait for you tail does not fall to me. wtf???
Link Posted: 11/22/2002 4:31:12 PM EDT
Bush gets "hands-on" experience. [img]http://www.rpgm.org/hostedimages/maggedus_BUSH_edit_explosives.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 1:54:01 AM EDT
now that's some funny shit
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 9:19:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Nymp:
Originally Posted By C_Brooks: Antibomba! Si lo explota, espero te cola no me cae.[):)]
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Antibomba! If it operates it, I wait for you tail does not fall to me. wtf???
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If it goes off,I hope you ass does dose not fall on me. As close as I could get to "I hope your ass does not it in this thing goes off."
Link Posted: 11/26/2002 9:32:10 PM EDT
ummmm ok
Link Posted: 11/27/2002 1:01:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/27/2002 1:03:35 AM EDT by llanero]
"When are those darn cats gonna learn to not sleep in engine compartments? Eew." BTW, some of y'all are semi-illiterate in TWO languages...makes me feel all superior and stuff. Must be something to all this hybrid-vigor talk.
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