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2/28/2010 1:15:25 PM EDT
if it's a dupe just post a redirect link for me.

i was interested in hand-bidets.   supposedly other cultures use them for purposes including washing up after number 2.  they are pressurized because they're attached into your toilet tank's line.  i have no experience with them, but they sound like they'd be useful after you run out of TP and need to clean up.  what says the Hive.

hand bidet

just trying to maximize self sufficiency
2/28/2010 1:46:10 PM EDT
[#1]
I think I will stick with using pages out of the phone book.
2/28/2010 1:49:14 PM EDT
[#2]
Spraying my ass with cold water doesn't sound like a good time.  
2/28/2010 2:01:14 PM EDT
[#3]
A wash cloth?
2/28/2010 2:25:49 PM EDT
[#4]
What the last three comments said.
2/28/2010 2:30:18 PM EDT
[#5]
Corn cobs, the Sears catalog, etc.
2/28/2010 2:35:05 PM EDT
[#6]
I'll go ahead and say it.  I wash my ass in a bidet all the time.  It's quick and easy.  The best part is that you wash your hand at the same time.  It saves water.
2/28/2010 2:49:12 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
I think I will stick with using pages out of the phone book.


This.  I have 960 rolls of 1000 sheet single ply to go through first!
2/28/2010 2:56:49 PM EDT
[#8]
As I mentioned before, you can get the paper they print news papers on for a couple a bucks at your local newpaper office. Thin, and no ink left on your cheeks.
2/28/2010 3:04:52 PM EDT
[#9]
Big old bear just finished up with a messy crap, sees rabbit nearby, watching timidly...
(rabbits do everything timidly)
Bear sez to rabbit " you ever have problem with shit stickin' to your fur?"

Rabbit sez "Nope"

Bear grabs up rabbit, and uses him to wipe ass.....
2/28/2010 3:08:12 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I'll go ahead and say it.  I wash my #$% in a bidet all the time.  It's quick and easy.  The best part is that you wash your hand at the same time.  It saves water.






Ummm.....yeah....


(IBTL for stealth Poop Thread.)

2/28/2010 3:12:43 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I think I will stick with using pages out of the phone book.


and I'll start with the attorney listings first...
2/28/2010 3:55:16 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Big old bear just finished up with a messy crap, sees rabbit nearby, watching timidly...
(rabbits do everything timidly)
Bear sez to rabbit " you ever have problem with shit stickin' to your fur?"

Rabbit sez "Nope"

Bear grabs up rabbit, and uses him to wipe ass.....


2/28/2010 3:59:50 PM EDT
[#13]
I used those on a few occasions in the Middle East.  They seem goofy, but I'll be damned if your crack isn't shower clean after dropping a deuce.
2/28/2010 4:18:01 PM EDT
[#14]
Looks interesting, but IDK.  If the SHIT hits the fan and there is no more toilet paper (or phone books) , would pressurized water be available to clean up a shitty butt?
2/28/2010 4:29:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Does Sears still put out a catalog?
2/28/2010 4:39:26 PM EDT
[#16]
From my experience with those damn things in the Middle East I'd be happy if I wouldn't see another one in my life.  The base shitters or the shitters in the 7 star resort and everything in between, it didn't matter, the toilet seats, walls, floors and even sometimes the perfectly good toilet paper were always freaking soaked.  How the locals didn't come out drenched as well I have no idea.

I'll stick to the reserves of TP and phone books.
2/28/2010 4:55:21 PM EDT
[#17]
My god, I cant believe how short sighted some folks are.
Unless you plan on producing your own paper from scratch, you WILL run out.
ALWAYS have a backup plan for everything.
2/28/2010 5:12:51 PM EDT
[#18]
After that 80's hit with Sylvester Stallone - I'm STILL trying to figure out how to use the 3 sea shells.  Damn you Rob Schneider!!

2/28/2010 6:41:47 PM EDT
[#19]
2/28/2010 6:47:50 PM EDT
[#20]
The poop line in the sand has been crossed.
There will be war.
2/28/2010 7:00:41 PM EDT
[#21]
Water+hand=clean posterior
2/28/2010 7:10:08 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
My god, I cant believe how short sighted some folks are.
Unless you plan on producing your own paper from scratch, you WILL run out.
ALWAYS have a backup plan for everything.


So your backup plan is to use something that relies on water pressure?  Sorry, I think I'll get a wash cloth. Now that's a backup, reusable, and not so... invasive...
2/28/2010 7:18:41 PM EDT
[#23]
Pressure? What is this pressure you speak of? I've been out hunting/hiking numerous times without any TP. Right hand water botttle- pour it down the ole crack 'o me arse, scrub a dub with left hand.
2/28/2010 7:34:39 PM EDT
[#24]
Tundra moss works well even birch bark or grass.