I saw an alarming thing at Knob Creek, it is almost too horrible to mention, but someone's got to speak out on this matter. I saw several individuals walking around with *NAKED* lower recievers! I gasped with horror and immediately tried to help them by dressing their lower. I'm appalled that there is not yet a group protesting these individuals openly displaying such filth. I tried to cover my wife's eyes but I was too slow, she got an eyefull of the obscene sight. Small children were being ushered off by their mothers and averting their eyes. By Saturday afternoon most of the offenders had been shown the errors of their ways and brought back their formerly naked lowers for my approval. I have no doubt that this tragedy is occurring around the country. So if you or someone you know is in possession of a naked lower receiver, please have them contact us so that we can ensure that they are properly dressed.
And remember kids, only you can prevent the pornographic exploitation of young innocent naked lowers.