Posted: 1/6/2009 8:00:15 AM EDT
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I would like to add a few words to the ARFCOM lexicon.
Magpuled: To spend ungodly amounts of money tacticooling your AR-15. Mapuling: act of practicing tacical reloads in your basement while watching "The Art of the Tactical Carbine" Discuss |
Magpulitis - Eye - hand strain caused by constantly checking the Magpul website for new products & release dates. It is further complicated by continuously watching the Magpul banner/screensaver. 
Magpression - The feeling one get's when Magpul offer's this reply to new product questions: "As for now we are not releasing any information on products that may or may not be in the works. We're always looking for new ways to improve on existing products and explore the boundaries of new ideas. Thanks." |
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Magpulitis - Eye - hand strain caused by constantly checking the Magpul website for new products & release dates. It is further complicated by continuously watching the Magpul banner/screensaver.
Magpression - The feeling one get's when Magpul offer's this reply to new product questions: "As for now we are not releasing any information on products that may or may not be in the works. We're always looking for new ways to improve on existing products and explore the boundaries of new ideas. Thanks." Now we are getting some where! |
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What would be the term for repeatedly emailing and calling various dealers looking for Magpul product availability after learning it was just shipped, trying to track what dealer the shipment actually went to for an order?
-oh, and- IPS (Insufficient Pmag Syndrome): The uncontrolable urge to follow up on any rumor, hint, or lead that some dealer has PMags in stock in an effort to purchase (more, and more) PMags. |
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Mapulepsy - The uncontrollable spasms/convulsions/shakes one gets while opening the package containing a Magpul product.  Wouldn't those be Magpulgasms? I thought Magpulelsy was finding out that someone else picked up that dealers last UBR less than five minutes before you called. |
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Once can get blue magpuls waiting for all of this gear to come out. That would officially be MWS, or Mappul Withdrawl Syndrome I love acronyms. Its counterpart would be Hypermagpulosis, which is an unhealthy overload in new Magpul product development release, most commonly associated with the SHOT Show. |
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What would be the term for repeatedly emailing and calling various dealers looking for Magpul product availability after learning it was just shipped, trying to track what dealer the shipment actually went to for an order? Magpaigning? i have been magpaigning all weekend for a FDE CTR! |
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Mapulepsy - The uncontrollable spasms/convulsions/shakes one gets while opening the package containing a Magpul product. Wouldn't those be Magpulgasms? I thought Magpulelsy was finding out that someone else picked up that dealers last UBR less than five minutes before you called. A Magpulgasm is what happens when you first shoot your newly kitted w/Magpul stuff rifle at the range (takes about 3-5 min. to achieve one unless you're seriously tantric). It's usually followed by the urge to smoke a cigarette then fall asleep. 
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Magpression - The feeling one get's when Magpul offer's this reply to new product questions: "As for now we are not releasing any information on products that may or may not be in the works. We're always looking for new ways to improve on existing products and explore the boundaries of new ideas. Thanks." I thought that would be a Magclaimer. Magstration is what I feel whenever I read a magclaimer. |
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Magpression - The feeling one get's when Magpul offer's this reply to new product questions: "As for now we are not releasing any information on products that may or may not be in the works. We're always looking for new ways to improve on existing products and explore the boundaries of new ideas. Thanks." I thought that would be a Magclaimer. Magstration is what I feel whenever I read a magclaimer. I think you could feel Magstration to the point of Magpression. Of course, one or two Magpulgasms would be the perfect remedy.
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Mapulepsy - The uncontrollable spasms/convulsions/shakes one gets while opening the package containing a Magpul product. Wouldn't those be Magpulgasms? I thought Magpulelsy was finding out that someone else picked up that dealers last UBR less than five minutes before you called. A Magpulgasm is what happens when you first shoot your newly kitted w/Magpul stuff rifle at the range (takes about 3-5 min. to achieve one unless you're seriously tantric). It's usually followed by the urge to smoke a cigarette then fall asleep.
Maybe agree with the cigarette part, but I think it is more commenly followed by sitting to reload magazines, or heading out for more ammuniton. |
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Mapulepsy - The uncontrollable spasms/convulsions/shakes one gets while opening the package containing a Magpul product. Wouldn't those be Magpulgasms? I thought Magpulelsy was finding out that someone else picked up that dealers last UBR less than five minutes before you called. A Magpulgasm is what happens when you first shoot your newly kitted w/Magpul stuff rifle at the range (takes about 3-5 min. to achieve one unless you're seriously tantric). It's usually followed by the urge to smoke a cigarette then fall asleep.
Maybe agree with the cigarette part, but I think it is more commenly followed by sitting to reload magazines, or heading out for more ammuniton. heh...the definition is not literal, it was an analogy "Magpulgasm" = orgasm 
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Mapulepsy - The uncontrollable spasms/convulsions/shakes one gets while opening the package containing a Magpul product. Wouldn't those be Magpulgasms? I thought Magpulelsy was finding out that someone else picked up that dealers last UBR less than five minutes before you called. A Magpulgasm is what happens when you first shoot your newly kitted w/Magpul stuff rifle at the range (takes about 3-5 min. to achieve one unless you're seriously tantric). It's usually followed by the urge to smoke a cigarette then fall asleep.
Maybe agree with the cigarette part, but I think it is more commenly followed by sitting to reload magazines, or heading out for more ammuniton. heh...the definition is not literal, it was an analogy "Magpulgasm" = orgasm
Oh, I got it all right, but why sleep when you can shoot more!!??!?!?!  
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