Posted: 9/29/2009 9:20:41 AM EDT
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Hahaha... yes, she has all of her teeth.  No, I didn't meet her from craigslist. No, it was not my CL posting.
This isn't a BOTD thread, not posting pics... I have no idea who might know her... she's a gun/country girl. I don't need any big brothers, uncles, or crazy ex-bfs tracking me down... especially ARFCOMers. The benefit of seeing her is pie for me. The benefit for HTF is heads up on ammo. [obiwan] These aren't the BOTD threads, you're looking for.... [/obiwan] |
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Look brother its common rules that its tits or get the fuck out. Now if you want to show a pic of just her tits that's fine with us just as long as there is no pump or some other hippy bullshit attached to the tit. I will give extra points if she has extra holes from piercings and is lactating at the same time but again no freaking pump. I'm almost affraid that I am going to be attacked by a bionic pumping tit in the middle of the night. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Look brother its common rules that its tits or get the fuck out. Now if you want to show a pic of just her tits that's fine with us just as long as there is no pump or some other hippy bullshit attached to the tit. I will give extra points if she has extra holes from piercings and is lactating at the same time but again no freaking pump. I'm almost affraid that I am going to be attacked by a bionic pumping tit in the middle of the night. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile i haven't thrown up in a long, long, long time...but after this- i remember why i hate throwing up |
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Look brother its common rules that its tits or get the fuck out. Now if you want to show a pic of just her tits that's fine with us just as long as there is no pump or some other hippy bullshit attached to the tit. I will give extra points if she has extra holes from piercings and is lactating at the same time but again no freaking pump. I'm almost affraid that I am going to be attacked by a bionic pumping tit in the middle of the night. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Things like this remind me why you're awesome. |
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What if I don't have pics of said boobages? I've seen the boobies, felt the boobies, even tasted the boobies.... but I have yet to photograph the boobies.
Ungrateful bastards.... I give you an inch of ammo hints and you take a foot by demanding boobage photos. Go check BOTD, horn dogs! 
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What if I don't have pics of said boobages? I've seen the boobies, felt the boobies, even tasted the boobies.... but I have yet to photograph the boobies. Ungrateful bastards.... I give you an inch of ammo hints and you take a foot by demanding boobage photos. Go check BOTD, horn dogs! WTF? Do you really think that bygone tits are gonna be good enough for us? I just got back from BOTD ... the only thing I see is about ex's ...... this is supposed to be some new pie since the ex is "married to some Army chump". I mean seriously..... if the ex is working at Wallyworld then theres should be a "Girls of MaoMart" Playboy. Its not that we are horn dogs but its the rules of us snot nosed kids that live in moms basement we want to see tits. I dont need hints on ammo, I know where to get ammo from, my dads cabinet. You see the trick is you dont take a whole box all at once, you just take a couple rounds out of his box today, then next week you take a few more, then wait a couple weeks and take a few more. If you take it all at once then he knows it went somewhere but if you take just a couple every now and then he doesnt catch on. It also works for dollar bills as well, I dont know why but some mornings he will have his wallet full of 1 dollar bills then when he comes home that night I look in his wallet when he is in the shower and there arent any more dollar bills and there is lipstick on his collar and he smells like cheap beer, good thing he gets a shower before mom gets home she probably would think he has been out drinking. But if he has 6 dollar bills you can take 2 .... and he wont notice, but dont take all 6 at once. Or if he has 40 or so you can take 12 and he usually wont notice that either. Back on subject ... we need pics of this chick. I mean seriously are we just supposed to take your word that she is "all that and a box of ammo"? She could have a butterface and we would have no idea, the next day we could come in here and be like " DUDE I saw this sweet chick at walmart at the ammo counter, she was all hot and stuff and when she turned around it was all good but her face was kinda jacked up." She might have a mole the size of a cocoa puff just chillin on her cheek. We NEED pics. Its the rules. And the idea of a bionic tit is just gonna scare me for a while I think. |
| Outsyd, I said check BOTD not with the connotation that I had posted pics of Wal-Mart girl but rather to check BOTD to see other girls, none of which posted by me, although I have posted two on there. The one married to the army chump was from many years ago, 2003. |
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Outsyd, I said check BOTD not with the connotation that I had posted pics of Wal-Mart girl but rather to check BOTD to see other girls, none of which posted by me, although I have posted two on there. The one married to the army chump was from many years ago, 2003. UM we done seen them broads bossman. We wanna see this chickie snack. Sheesh ..... Tits or GTFO *this one must be hard a hearing yall, he aint got it yet*  
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Look brother its common rules that its tits or get the fuck out. Now if you want to show a pic of just her tits that's fine with us just as long as there is no pump or some other hippy bullshit attached to the tit. I will give extra points if she has extra holes from piercings and is lactating at the same time but again no freaking pump. I'm almost affraid that I am going to be attacked by a bionic pumping tit in the middle of the night. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Things like this remind me why you're awesome. U should take a road trip with him driving threw BFE south GA with a signal loosing GPS....and he starts saying he is hearing banjo music to drive faster! lol |
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Look brother its common rules that its tits or get the fuck out. Now if you want to show a pic of just her tits that's fine with us just as long as there is no pump or some other hippy bullshit attached to the tit. I will give extra points if she has extra holes from piercings and is lactating at the same time but again no freaking pump. I'm almost affraid that I am going to be attacked by a bionic pumping tit in the middle of the night. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Things like this remind me why you're awesome. U should take a road trip with him driving threw BFE south GA with a signal loosing GPS....and he starts saying he is hearing banjo music to drive faster! lol HEY .... I was playing the banjo ... didnt you like my music asshole? |
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Look brother its common rules that its tits or get the fuck out. Now if you want to show a pic of just her tits that's fine with us just as long as there is no pump or some other hippy bullshit attached to the tit. I will give extra points if she has extra holes from piercings and is lactating at the same time but again no freaking pump. I'm almost affraid that I am going to be attacked by a bionic pumping tit in the middle of the night. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Things like this remind me why you're awesome. U should take a road trip with him driving threw BFE south GA with a signal loosing GPS....and he starts saying he is hearing banjo music to drive faster! lol HEY .... I was playing the banjo ... didnt you like my music asshole? [instigate] He said eff you and your banjo...dang.. You gonna take that? [/instigate] |