STILL WANTED:  HRA is still looking for “a few good women”, to testify in favor of a shall-issue concealed carry bill for Hawaii.  50 will do, 200 would be better.  No experience necessary.  Preparatory help available.  Men need not apply, just support your Ladies.  Must be able to attend a hearing at the State Capitol on short notice in early February, 2006.  Yes, that does mean taking off from work for a half day, or finding a sitter, etc...  That’s the way the Legislature works, and they are not going to change for us.  Tired of listening to your men grouse about liberal, anti-gun laws in Hawaii?  Show them how to really do something about it.  To apply, contact Max Cooper, HRA Legislative Chair, [email protected], daytime phone 808 261-8988; fax 808 261-2602, 407 Uluniu St. #313, Kailua, HI 96734.  Please contact us right now.

My wife is already planning on showing with her pregnant belly fully exposed.  Im sure showing a little skin will get us that much further.