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Posted: 8/14/2004 12:34:54 PM EST
My Wife and kids are taking a trip on a cruise ship to your State. Leaving Aug 27th I think it's a 10 day deal. I wanted to go back to Hawaii but she decided the cold was better for my body and being in pain. I decided to stay home and buy rifles while she is gone and maybe a Range Rover. Will she be suprised when she gets back.
Anyway I am telling you because if you hear of any ship's going down and you work for EMS or CG...PLEASE don't save her let her DROWN.
Save the kids I could always sell them for ammo
Link Posted: 8/14/2004 5:17:53 PM EST
A bit bitter are we?
Link Posted: 8/14/2004 5:25:24 PM EST
Ummmhmmm. I see.



-REAPER2502
Link Posted: 8/14/2004 8:35:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/14/2004 8:35:50 PM EST by BLY]
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 4:01:49 PM EST
NO not bitter just MAD...I was looking forward to HAWAII instead.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 4:20:16 PM EST
Whats the difference between an airplane and a woman?



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When an airplane lands in Hawaii it STOPS whining!


-Foxxz
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 4:36:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/17/2004 4:38:48 PM EST by Alaskagrown]
What does Hawaii have that we don't?

ETA: Other than pineapples, coconuts, kona coffee, grass skirts and palm trees
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 8:06:02 PM EST
I spent a lot of time in Hawaii, I'd much rather go to Alaska if I had a choice.
Link Posted: 8/17/2004 11:30:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/17/2004 11:31:32 PM EST by BLY]

Originally Posted By Alaskagrown:
What does Hawaii have that we don't?

ETA: Other than pineapples, coconuts, kona coffee, grass skirts and palm trees



You get 'laid' as you get off the plane... And it's free!!
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 12:47:39 PM EST
What does Hawaii have that we don't?

ETA: Other than pineapples, coconuts, kona coffee, grass skirts and palm trees


I don't see to many girls in Alaska struting around in thongs. And the ones that do show off, usually shouldn't.
A lesson we all should remember, spandex (and for that matter all revealing clothing) is not a right it is a privilege.

Chris
Link Posted: 8/18/2004 10:41:16 PM EST
We had one woman in a thong selling hotdogs on a street downtown. They made her stop because she was causing to many accidents. Never saw the hotdog stand again, much less a thong in public here. This place sucks.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 2:03:52 PM EST
Well they are on their way to your Fine State......Hope my son doesn't cause to much destruction.

The only thing Hawaii has to offer me is an almost pain free body because of the weather. I could not see me getting on a Jet than a Ship to sail where it is about (50 or 60 degrees)? I guess it is daylight all the time also right now.

My bodie needs the warmth and has little Humidity as possible. Plus the meds I am on make me feel like I have motion sickness on land. I have to use Dramamine every 3 or 4 days to start with. I could see me on a ship throwing up the whole time.

I was in Alaska many years ago and it was ok.
Link Posted: 8/29/2004 4:45:58 PM EST
Man
We were probably warmer than many places in Hawaii this summer. 90 degree days were common with no humidity.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 4:22:30 PM EST
Does it really get that hot there or is that some sort of freak thing? I thought it never goes above 70 and that is only for a short time. When I was there it was cold and dark.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 11:42:46 AM EST
Well, thong season is generally July 4th to July 5th here in Anchorage, however it's usually indoors and you have to pay a cover charge.

But in truth, it seems like taking seperate vacations is working for you. Although you must have gotten married a loooong time ago. My damn wife insists on taking vacations WITH me. What do you recommend I do?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 6:59:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 7:01:16 PM EST by edpmedic]
Yea Seperate is the way to go. My Vacation will be for the Get together in Texas in October.....Hope to have a new vehicle to drive instead of flying.
Guess their trip was OK they said they were swimming in outdoor heated pool. I think it was in Nome. Anyway they come home tomorrow and I hope she stays at her Mothers till Monday at least.

Only problem I didn't sneak any new toys into the house, but wait till the 13th
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 9:07:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By edpmedic:
Does it really get that hot there or is that some sort of freak thing? I thought it never goes above 70 and that is only for a short time. When I was there it was cold and dark.



Fairbanks is officially the city with the widest temperature range on Earth. Listed at -66 to +99, and I have personally experienced -77 in Fort Yukon and 103 in Fairbanks briefly. The interior gets hotter and colder than the coastal areas. Remember that this state is BIG, it's not just a tiny state above the arctic circle. I still remember when we had 5 time zones - no $hit. The chain extends past the international date line, which by the way, makes Alaska the most Northern, Western, AND Eastern state in the union thank you very much. There are multiple climate systems and regions.
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