I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping at Tesco.

This happened to me at my local Tesco's and it could happen to you.


Here's how the scam works:  Two seriously good-looking 22-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot.
They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.



I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

I'm a serial victim

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