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Posted: 9/12/2005 2:35:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2005 3:19:35 PM EDT by bigscrun]
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:22:00 PM EDT
Are you okay, you got off the phone kinda quick earlier.....
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:41:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2005 3:57:20 PM EDT by 1GunnerHogan1]

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
$6.95 lunch buffett, tasty food.
We ran out of TP at the shop.
Flaming ass squirts..............



Scrun....Those three images don't look too well together
I think you wrecked my appetite for dinner.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:51:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
$6.95 lunch buffett, tasty food.


We ran out of TP at the shop.

Flaming ass squirts..............



I hate that stuff! Oh the burn, oh the burn.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 4:33:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2005 4:33:51 PM EDT by bigscrun]
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 5:25:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
Round 3.


Flaming ass 3 Bigscrun 0



That's why they call it 5 rivers.............. 2 more and you should be finished
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 5:32:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
Round 3.


Flaming ass 3 Bigscrun 0



That's why they call it 5 rivers.............. 2 more and you should be finished



Acid runs . . . that's harsh. Sorry, man.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 5:37:36 PM EDT
The red mans revenge.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 6:25:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
Round 3.


Flaming ass 3 Bigscrun 0



That's why they call it 5 rivers.............. 2 more and you should be finished



Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:15:31 PM EDT
ESCAPEE
Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.


JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE).
Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.


COURTESY FLUSH
Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.


WALK OF SHAME
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.


OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.


SAFE HAVENS
Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.


TURD BURGLAR
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.


CAMO-COUGH
Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.


ASTAIRE
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.


WATERMELON
Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.


HAVANA OMELET
Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.


UNCLE TED
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:47:24 PM EDT
Johnny Cash sings:

"I fell into a Burning Ring of Fire, and it Burns, Burns, burns, the Ring of Fire"
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:50:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:51:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:04:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
What is Indian Cuisine?



Well, apparently when mixed with scrun its not good.....
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 8:15:30 PM EDT
Everyone knows if it burns more coming out than going in, it was gooooooooooooooood stuff!!!!.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 9:17:07 PM EDT
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