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Posted: 10/10/2005 11:06:07 AM EDT
Lunch breaks suck when you don't have any food and you don't have time to go buy any. Entertain me!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:09:10 AM EDT
[#1]
Adapt and overcome, forage for food. Chicks dig guys that eat grubs
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:10:16 AM EDT
[#2]
Act like you’ve gone crazy and rampage through the office accosting anyone you meet asking, “What’s the frequency Kenneth!”  You won’t be bored anymore.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:12:58 AM EDT
[#3]

Adapt and overcome, forage for food. Chicks dig guys that eat grubs
I don't think they'd be impressed when I knifed the nice little squirrels and started munching.

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Act like you’ve gone crazy and rampage through the office accosting anyone you meet asking, “What’s the frequency Kenneth!”  You won’t be bored anymore.


Now that might work . . .
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:24:30 AM EDT
[#4]
Beat up the nerdy kid and take his lunch money.....wait, you aren't the nerdy kid are you?  Is THAT why you don't have lunch?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:25:43 AM EDT
[#5]

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Beat up the nerdy kid and take his lunch money.....wait, you aren't the nerdy kid are you?  Is THAT why you don't have lunch?



I don't have lunch because I was dicking around on my 'puter this morning when I should've packed some food.

And I have enough money on me to have lunch at any restaurant in the county.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:31:39 AM EDT
[#6]

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And I have enough money on me to have lunch at any restaurant in the county.



Which county is that?  Hopefully not Ferry County, it wouldn't be saying much then.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:32:43 AM EDT
[#7]

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And I have enough money on me to have lunch at any restaurant in the county.



Which county is that?  Hopefully not Ferry County, it wouldn't be saying much then.


Martin Luther King County.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:40:27 AM EDT
[#8]
I feel for ya brother.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:41:44 AM EDT
[#9]
Thanks, well, I'm going to go and see if I can cause any trouble in the bathroom. I'll post some more after I get home.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:44:49 AM EDT
[#10]
I don't think I want to know.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 11:46:51 AM EDT
[#11]
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 12:06:57 PM EDT
[#12]
Lighting farts at work is a firing offense.  


ETA: Surely you have at least a debit card?
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 1:19:55 PM EDT
[#13]
Keep an MRE in the car for emergencies like this, though i prefer deviled ham and crackers.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 2:04:31 PM EDT
[#14]

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Keep an MRE in the car for emergencies like this, though i prefer deviled ham and crackers.


My car was with my driver, who, I just found out, ate my lunch!
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:06:37 PM EDT
[#15]

7P



Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:11:05 PM EDT
[#16]

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7P



Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.




Hell, I had it all planned out, but implementing it early in the morning is a bitch for nocturnal people such as me.
Link Posted: 10/10/2005 4:24:44 PM EDT
[#17]

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7P



Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.




Hell, I had it all planned out, but implementing it early in the morning is a bitch for nocturnal people such as me.



Had your planning been proper it would have allowed for the fact that your early morning performance is substandard and adjusted for it.
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