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Posted: 6/16/2009 12:01:09 PM EDT
Real Texas Chili
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl of chili over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too!" 
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Posted: 6/16/2009 12:58:07 PM EDT
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Did it at least have beans in it?
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Posted: 6/16/2009 1:51:23 PM EDT
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Did it at least have beans in it? Nah, couldn't have had beans. Texas chili and the young guy would have mentioned the beans looking sort of mushed. |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 2:02:06 PM EDT
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fuck beans...ain't Texas chilli with beans...and would have ruined the story.
Mark |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 2:24:34 PM EDT
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fuck beans...ain't Texas chilli with beans...and would have ruined the story. Mark BULLSHIT –– chili MUST have beans. |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 2:27:25 PM EDT
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No way. Beans spoil the taste of chili
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Posted: 6/16/2009 2:31:14 PM EDT
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fuck beans...ain't Texas chilli with beans...and would have ruined the story. Mark BULLSHIT –– chili MUST have beans. You ain't from 'roun here, is ya boy? |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 2:40:07 PM EDT
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chili with beans is some yankee concoction, it just ain't right!!!
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Posted: 6/16/2009 4:03:51 PM EDT
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fuck beans...ain't Texas chilli with beans...and would have ruined the story. Mark BULLSHIT –– chili MUST have beans. You ain't from 'roun here, is ya boy? born and raised in Gregg County –– Longview. Native Texan all the way, and I love chili with beans. So, yes, I am from around here. |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 4:06:34 PM EDT
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fall out of the crib ands hit your hit as a youngin then? Beans?...fooyey
Not in Texas. I like beans a whole lot...and I like chilli even more...but never the 2 shal meet! |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 4:23:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/16/2009 4:41:16 PM EDT
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Just like 9mm vs. 45 or AR vs. AK.....
Chili with beans  Chili without beans.
Hell...I like both. 
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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:55:46 PM EDT
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Chili with beans was invented up north, to keep them warm at night
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Posted: 6/16/2009 7:06:31 PM EDT
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Growing up in the city (as a poor white child) I thought chili was supposed to have beans....... ( Thank you, Hormel
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I married a Hispanic girl (solid Texan) and she showed me the error of my ways.... NO BEANS 
and no cooking corn on the cob in water, either 
ETA: Come to think of it, we do have beans, just cooked in a separate pot. . . . .
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Posted: 6/17/2009 9:04:40 AM EDT
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fuck beans...ain't Texas chilli with beans...and would have ruined the story. Mark BULLSHIT –– chili MUST have beans. You ain't from 'roun here, is ya boy? born and raised in Gregg County –– Longview. Native Texan all the way, and I love chili with beans. So, yes, I am from around here. As long as you keep specifying it as "chili with beans" instead of insisting that chili has to have beans to be chili, then you're fine. I like chili with beans too, I just don't call it chili. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 12:34:02 PM EDT
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No beans in it, then this joke was from New Jersey.
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Posted: 6/17/2009 3:47:48 PM EDT
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fuck beans...ain't Texas chilli with beans...and would have ruined the story. Mark BULLSHIT –– chili MUST have beans. You ain't from 'roun here, is ya boy? Chili has beans. And I wasn't born here in TX. Neither was my Gmother's GGfather. But he died at the Alamo with the rest of them that weren't born in Texas either. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 3:54:24 PM EDT
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i respect your right to be wrong...lol
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:12:20 PM EDT
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fuck beans...ain't Texas chilli with beans...and would have ruined the story. Mark BULLSHIT –– chili MUST have beans. Get the fuck out. |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 7:24:48 PM EDT
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no beans
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