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10/25/2007 12:13:08 PM EDT
For those who have trouble solving problems.

10/25/2007 8:21:39 PM EDT
[#1]
that's way too Goddamned complicated Dan, here's how I solve problems,

exhibit A: PROBLEM

exhibit B: SOLUTION TO PROBLEM,

first, examine to see if problem really exist;

second, concluded problem is real and I can't live with it, hince it's a problem;

three, destroy and rebuild to my satisfaction.
10/26/2007 5:26:40 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
that's way too Goddamned complicated Dan, here's how I solve problems,

exhibit A: PROBLEM

exhibit B: SOLUTION TO PROBLEM,

first, examine to see if problem really exist;

second, concluded problem is real and I can't live with it, hince it's a problem;

three, destroy and rebuild to my satisfaction.


I would leave out the first step -- if it annoys me it is a problem!!
10/26/2007 10:17:04 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:
that's way too Goddamned complicated Dan, here's how I solve problems,

exhibit A: PROBLEM

exhibit B: SOLUTION TO PROBLEM,

first, examine to see if problem really exist;

second, concluded problem is real and I can't live with it, hince it's a problem;

three, destroy and rebuild to my satisfaction.


I would leave out the first step -- if it annoys me it is a problem!!


well bunny, in my sideways way of thinking the first step is very important, you wouldn't want to be hasty in diagnosing a problem, if said problem really existed,

take for example, you wake up one morning and your left boob is a bit sore,

1st you don't want to make a rushed decision and think you got a problem right off the bat because it's annoying you at that juncture in time and say something to yourself like, "Goddamnit, my left boob sore and I bet it's damaged because it's annoying the hell outta me right now" then be hasty and yank it off your chest without first determining that it's not really damaged, but just had a generous amount of kneeding the evening before,

cause should you act without a rational decision being made in this instance, then you'd be lopsided due to not first examining the issue and determining that a problem really didn't exist in the first place,

so the first step is important in instances of humanity, you know, give it the old look before you leap once over.
10/27/2007 6:14:30 AM EDT
[#4]


You only think that because you find boobies interesting. I, on the other hand, find them to be a major annoyance, especially so when trying to run, so . . .

If my left boob were to be so annoying as to make me wish to remove it, my thought process would be "well, if the left one is gonna be a trouble-maker, then it is only a matter of time before the right one will too".

AND once I reached that conclusion the only logical thing to do would be to mount a pre-emptive strike against the right one and I would say "OFF with both of them!!!"
10/27/2007 7:00:40 AM EDT
[#5]

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You only think that because you find boobies interesting. I, on the other hand, find them to be a major annoyance, especially so when trying to run, so . . .

If my left boob were to be so annoying as to make me wish to remove it, my thought process would be "well, if the left one is gonna be a trouble-maker, then it is only a matter of time before the right one will too".

AND once I reached that conclusion the only logical thing to do would be to mount a pre-emptive strike against the right one and I would say "OFF with both of them!!!"


I fully understand and agree with both of those statements.. lol eta: that's just my personal experience though
10/27/2007 7:34:47 AM EDT
[#6]
well.....................when you girls decided to be done with them, let me know, I got a storage box just waiting for two more pairs,

one of these days when I get enough of them collected, I'm gonna build a pit like the kids play in then fill it with boobies so I can dive into and roll around.
10/27/2007 8:44:18 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
well.....................when you girls decided to be done with them, let me know, I got a storage box just waiting for two more pairs,

one of these days when I get enough of them collected, I'm gonna build a pit like the kids play in then fill it with boobies so I can dive into and roll around.


Are you going to separate the pointers from the setters?
10/27/2007 9:15:37 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
well.....................when you girls decided to be done with them, let me know, I got a storage box just waiting for two more pairs,

one of these days when I get enough of them collected, I'm gonna build a pit like the kids play in then fill it with boobies so I can dive into and roll around.


OKAY -- you can poke my mind's eye out with a stick NOW!! The visual of Nden in a sandbox full of boobies is too much even for a seasoned hag like me!! I think I will join AC for a drink or two.