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Posted: 8/5/2005 4:02:38 PM EDT

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident




WTF

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Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:31:07 PM EDT


I'm walking funny just thinking about it....
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 4:39:53 PM EDT
DAYUM!!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:04:28 PM EDT
Two weeks!?!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:09:29 PM EDT
Chastity belt and now the nutlock....
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 5:48:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DPeacher:
Two weeks!?!



Not just two weeks, but two weeks, then he calls at 3:00 in the morning.

R.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 6:03:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MuRDoC:

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident



WTF

LINK



Wow. Some friend!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 6:08:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Makarov_Mami:

Originally Posted By MuRDoC:

BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.

The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.

Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident



WTF

LINK



Wow. Some friend!



+1


i would have tore him a new one..........

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as soon as they got it off
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 9:35:08 PM EDT
They don't call him numbnuts for nothing....
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 7:44:46 AM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:18:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kikomax:
IBTL



Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:04:09 AM EDT
What a nut.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:21:04 AM EDT
[sung]
Do your nuts hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can ya tie 'em in a knot?
Can ya tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em oer you shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your nuts hang low?
[/sung]

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 12:19:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nosmik:
Chastity belt and now the nutlock....



lol
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 12:24:22 PM EDT
I wonder if that guy remembers the old MasterLock commercials with the rifle?
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 12:15:03 PM EDT
I'd love to have seen the 911 operators face when that call came in. I am just trying to think of a revenge that would suit the crime had a friend done this to me?
Link Posted: 8/12/2005 8:36:14 PM EDT
Remind me to kick you squah in the nuts next time we see each other.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 2:42:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IndOperator1:
Remind me to kick you squah in the nuts next time we see each other.





?!?!
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 9:44:02 PM EDT
Just goes to show you.....your choice in drinkin' buddies just might be one of the most important decisions you make...hinking.gif
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