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Posted: 8/20/2005 9:08:09 AM EDT
Let's all get together at the Red Dog Saloon in Oklahoma City some night and form this organization!
But please, don't wear a pork chop or deer liver around your neck when you come to the meeting!

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 11:08:44 AM EDT
If we meet there, I dont think we couldget L. out of there to go look for bigfoot....
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 11:38:41 AM EDT
His Majestic Warpness, L., probably already has a "Thou shall not return!" from the Red Dog!
They would have hung his picture with a "No Admittance" sign on the front door but it might have stopped anyone from coming in.
That pork chop he hangs around his neck is not very attractive!
LMAO
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 12:44:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:36:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 2:38:03 PM EDT by danc46]
Let's find out where they are keeping the Bigfoot. Maybe we can con Ndenway and acman into trying the "dying quivers". We could tape it, sell it for an untold amount of money, and then retire in splendor!
If they did capture one - maybe not as improbable or ridiculous as is seems - it would be kept quiet for a long while until somebody found a way to make the biggest buck out of it!
Stop and think about it -it is not as impossible as it sounds. It has more than likely already happened with the number of sightings and the number of people looking for them.
But like I said earlier, there is a possiblity of more than one type fo Bigfoot!
We'd better get together and get started on our hunt for the Bigfoot.
Is the Red Dog Saloon a good place to meet?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 4:50:14 PM EDT
I have never been to the Red Dog but I would like to some time. Maybe some of us in the south can ride up there together for this meet. I am for it as long as I am not working and not going by myself.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:57:56 PM EDT
I'm not positive, but many years ago, on more than one occasion, I may have actually seen bigfoot at the Red Dog saloon.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:01:55 PM EDT
Ah! the Red Dog, spent a many of happy evening in that place, drinking, smoking and looking, always remember that they had pretty decent lookin girls, only place that had better was Frankie's on sheilds blvd., rode by there Friday afternoon and I didn't see my picture posted anywhere on the outside of the building, don't know about inside, hadn't seen the sights in there in about 5 yrs., never had any real trouble there, had some wanna be bikers once tell me what a fat slobish looking bastard I was, I replied and then some, and laughed it off, of course when I left, they were still inside, so I pissed on a couple of the seats, didn't have enough to get all of them, but some of them got the message, and one of the dancers licked the inside of my ear once, didn't bother me till I though of all the other fuckers, whom ear, she stuck her tounge in, but that was alright, made me leave and go the the vegas club on council, seen Heather Hooters 102" tits, which was pretty cool, till she got to shaking them around, I thought she'd get off balance and fall down.

I'm in on the Bigfoot club dilly thingy, don't know if I can make a meeting or not, I'm working a fuckall revolving shift right now, but I'll join on my name, as in a honorary status, this morning when I got to work, I thought my Bigfoot quest had came to a head, if I had to bet money on it I would have lost, cause I'da swore it had to be bigfoot, what had happened was, I headed to use the bathroom nearest my office, and before I got 10 ft. from the door, a horendous odor, simular to mixture of stale BO and sewer, assaulted my nose, I nearly puked from the ofactory overload, but needing to shit badly myself and knowing I wouldn't make it to the opposite end of the casino, I bucked up and went in to take a power dump, the dude in the stall next to me was gruntin, groaning and wheezing and kept repeating "oh lord" over and over, apparently the smell was bothering him too, but with all shit thats funny, I started laughing, if someone was timing me, they would have said I broke a record for fastest time shitting with out having the trots, the way my ass felt, I thought I blew an o-ring, but I had to get outta there before I passed out from a lack of oxygen due to excessive laughter, so after stepping out, I went and stood where I could see the creature step outta the can, so finaly after a minute or ten, this dude comes out, and he looks like a typical trucker type, greasy pants, tobacco stained beard and hand,and filthy wife beater shirt, and this guy stank, I'm sure his nose nerves were gone, cause you can't stink that bad without smelling yourself, but his smell caused a women to cash out her ticket and move to a different machine, I had to leave also, because I was starting to laugh again.

Just remember pork chops rule and cowgirls are cool, so if this bigfoot meeting gets offa the ground and I am able to attend, to any of the hickory nut dudes, bring your goat roper sisters with you, so that you can introduce them to me, I'd like to play cowgirls and Nden with them, show'em why John Wayne used to tell the chicks in his movies to save the last bullet for themselves when the indians got to close.

my radio call sign will be BIGFOOT 12", I'm 10-8 roger dodger over and very around.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:07:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 455SD:
I'm not positive, but many years ago, on more than one occasion, I may have actually seen bigfoot at the Red Dog saloon.


It might have been one of the dancers or the bouncers. If it was one of the dancers, I am sure Ndenway would have known and perhaps even dated her.
Only His Magnificant Perverseness would talk about taking a power dump and blowing an O-ring on his *ss!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:11:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:

That pork chop he hangs around his neck is not very attractive!
LMAO



Bigfoot may not like it, but the fat chicks dig it, they like the pork, the other sweat meat, their always asking me to giv'em the PORK CHOP, and being the great humanatarian I am, I always comply.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:21:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By 455SD:
I'm not positive, but many years ago, on more than one occasion, I may have actually seen bigfoot at the Red Dog saloon.


It might have been one of the dancers or the bouncers. If it was one of the dancers, I am sure Ndenway would have known and perhaps even dated her.
Only His Magnificant Perverseness would talk about taking a power dump and blowing an O-ring on his *ss!



well Dan, the only thing worse than having to force it and chance blowing an o-ring, is having the quickstep, you know the kind where no matter how hard you squinch down, theres always a dribble that manages to slip by.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:26:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 8:27:36 PM EDT by danc46]
L. , you are too much, brother!
I am surprised you haven't mentioned a stuttering fart - one that has lumps in it!

ROFLMAO
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:56:50 PM EDT
I've had the machine gun farts
the omnious SBD farts
the ass rippin atomic farts
and the big room clearing wet farts
even had the fake farts a time or two, you know the kind where you think your going to fart,and shit instead.
once I even had the jalapeno farts, the kind where you let it go and it burns the hair offa your ass.
even have the funny farts sometime, where I start laughing so hard I start farting.
I've had the healthy farts.
the hello, how are you farts.
the having streneous sex fart.
the fuck this is extreamly heavy farts.
the so happi I could fart farts.
the frightend farts.
the heres a kiss to ya farts.
the bet thats gonna leave a mark farts.
and the all time great, here pull my finger farts.
the my farts louder farts, these are not the prejudice kind, cause deaf people get to share them too.
the beer farts.
the bean farts.
the green farts.
and the sick farts.
the if its not funny farts.
the just because I can farts.
the old farts.
I'm sure theres more of them, but I'll leave them up to someone else, cause I'm like a good fart, I share with everybody.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:04:04 PM EDT
You are DEFINITELY the sharing type!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 10:18:20 PM EDT
Their aint no damn bigfoot.

but a titty bar is always a good time.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 10:58:15 PM EDT
what do you get when you cross bigfoot with a topless dancer?
if you guessed bigtities, you are correct.

and what do you get if you cross bigtities dancer with ndenway?
if you guessed extream happiness, you are again correct.


the hell with bigfoot, cougars and ufos.

the only bigfeet I want to see now are attached to a 6'1", long haired beutiful exotic dancer that loves fat ndens and wants to be my sugarmomma.

the only cougars I want to see are of the 68' variety, with the 289 and a 4 speed.

and the only ufo's I want to see are signs stenciled above appropriate areas, reading Use Female Orafaces.

and the only strippers I want to see are, well all of them, cause even the ugly ones look good when their naked.

and finally, I want to keep all the money I pay in taxes to be used in the USA, for American citizens,and I want the price of gas to be like a nickle a gallon, and free medical, and hippy chicks and all that free love I remember being spoke of when I was a child, and peperoni and sausage pizza with extra cheese, and cops that are cool, not the kind that alway pull me over, and a weight limit imposed on chicks and bikinis, and fat girls that wear thongs, and womens panties are not to be worn on any day but the sabbath, and an old lady that fixes me sweet and sour cabbage with mayonasse bologna and cheese sandwiches on whole wheat toast, then wants to have sex at least 8 1/2 times a week and three times on sunday, and brags to her friends that I can have anything I want as long as I share my pork chop with her, and occasionally with one of her girlfriends while shes present.

and I don't even think I'm asking that much.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:40:11 PM EDT
darn it! I was gona say yea, till I found out it was a stripper bar...

the wife would KILL me fer sure!
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 4:52:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By santanatwo:
darn it! I was gona say yea, till I found out it was a stripper bar...

the wife would KILL me fer sure!



Just tell her "we're having a meeting at the lodge" and leave it at that. Kindof like the Mason's....you know about the lodge but you don't know what goes on there.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 5:09:33 AM EDT
Don't know if you'll see a Big Foot, but I bet you catch a glimpse of a few Camel Toes
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 10:48:04 AM EDT
Gentlemen, I admire your enthusiasm, but anybody with any credibility in the field of BF research does not join clubs.
And from the posts on this forum you guys aren't ready.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 12:49:51 PM EDT
Whitepitt, it is meant in good humor. Some of these guys think BigFoot is BS. I am not one of them!
They may mention it to someone they know that has SEEN a Bigfoot. I haven't and I DEFINITELY believe there is something to Bigfoot, MAYBE more than we can imagine.
You don't joke about it because you have some experience with it. Many who have won't say anytyhing because of fear of ridicule. It gets mentioned around some people and they immediately get straight faced. I have seen fear in the eyes of those who have seen what I haven't.
And felt fear from something I couldn't see or hear but knew was there!
If they laugh about it in a conversation, they may see that fear also.
And then wonder, maybe there is something to this.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 1:27:26 PM EDT
I think we need to send bigfoot in search of some cheap gas, and not the kind that escapes from Ndenways ass.......
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 5:34:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Whitepitt:
Gentlemen, I admire your enthusiasm, but anybody with any credibility in the field of BF research does not join clubs.
And from the posts on this forum you guys aren't ready.



okay okay okay okay okay................ let me guess you take bigoot serious.........................


You guys have a better chance of seeing me take a hit off a
crack pipe than you do seeing bigfoot.


Link Posted: 9/1/2005 5:46:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1shott:
I think we need to send bigfoot in search of some cheap gas, and not the kind that escapes from Ndenways ass.......


I don't know about that. We may be talking about enough MCF - million cubic feet - of gas to solve the energy crisis if we can give Ndenway enough boiled eggs, bean burritos, and cold beer!
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 6:09:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By 1shott:
I think we need to send bigfoot in search of some cheap gas, and not the kind that escapes from Ndenways ass.......


I don't know about that. We may be talking about enough MCF - million cubic feet - of gas to solve the energy crisis if we can give Ndenway enough boiled eggs, bean burritos, and cold beer!




well its for sale if theres any buyers, I been wasting it for years, thought it was just adding to global warming, and clearing cashier lines so I don't have ot wait very long.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 11:19:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
... and clearing cashier lines so I don't have ot wait very long.


Better take a gas mask in when you see Ndenway's car at Walmart!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 5:46:15 AM EDT
So acman145acp, how long have you been doing crack?????????????
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:08:39 AM EDT
hey man cracks cool, but it can also kill, here as follows are two examples:

ex.1
crack is cool when attached to a fine lookin woman.


ex.2
crack can kill when a weight challenged woman sets her 450lb. ass on your head, screaming eat it till I had enough.


there now, two fine examples of what can happen when your using crack, cause you can poke it with your female friends , and you can smoke it with your female friends, but you can't poke a smoke in your female friends ends and stay pokin smoking friends.



Link Posted: 9/2/2005 1:38:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Whitepitt:
So acman145acp, how long have you been doing crack?????????????




Obviously not as long as some people I've yet to think I saw bigfoot.





Acman still waiting to see one of these badass bigfoot hideouts
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 1:47:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Whitepitt:
So acman145acp, how long have you been doing crack?????????????


Whitepitt, acman is someone you would want at your back if you needed help!
He may be cynical and caustic, but if he ever saw a Bigfoot, he wouldn't be afraid to say so.
And that is better than a lot of people who are unsure and afraid of ridicule.
Bu the way, he thinks I am FOS! One thing I do know, he certainly is!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:47:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:

Originally Posted By Whitepitt:
So acman145acp, how long have you been doing crack?????????????


Whitepitt, acman is someone you would want at your back if you needed help!
He may be cynical and caustic, but if he ever saw a Bigfoot, he wouldn't be afraid to say so.
And that is better than a lot of people who are unsure and afraid of ridicule.
Bu the way, he thinks I am FOS! One thing I do know, he certainly is!




Thats because I would be posting pics of me whacking off over bigfoot's dead body next to a big
ass pile of cash fox news paid me for the exclusive.


Thanks danc You never have to worry about finding me when the barfight breaks out I'm usually right there instigating it helping friends out.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:53:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
ex.2
crack can kill when a weight challenged woman sets her 450lb. ass on your head, screaming eat it till I had enough.






Damn you...... to funny.....
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 4:59:38 PM EDT
I'll always wonder if Ndenway "has been there, done that"! I don't think I want to know!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 5:08:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:
I'll always wonder if Ndenway "has been there, done that"! I don't think I want to know!




I bet he has........would explain alot.....
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 5:50:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 5:52:04 PM EDT by Ndenway]

Originally Posted By danc46:
I'll always wonder if Ndenway "has been there, done that"! I don't think I want to know!



yeah, I've had the occasion to do some things that even I wished I didn't know about, coyote ugly doesn't even come close to a few of them, but you know the chick could be 4 ft. nothing 400lbs. and look like the michlen man with one eye and a peg leg, and one guy outta of group would still say " I'd do her", and you doubters can't say you havn't ever been there either, unless your virgins or still live with momma.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:51:57 PM EDT
Oh no! Now I am going to have some real nightmares for awhile!
L. do you suffer from PTSD when you see a fat gal?
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 5:41:29 AM EDT
All you have to do to find an area, is research sightings, wade thru the BS, and spend time in the woods.
Hell, I hunted the same area for 25 yrs not realizing there were monkeys in the area, coonhunting at night and deer, squirrel duck and goose during the day. I had some weird things happen during that time but nothing I couldn't find a reasonable explantion for, then I learned what signs to look for and then I found tracks then I saw one.
When you establish your credibility and don't rag people you get invited to other areas and establish a network of credlible contacts.
You don't just trot them out on command you have to work and put in the effort.
They are mostly nocturnal, smarter than any deer alive, more scarce than deer and are the apex predator in the woods.
You guys laugh and joke and I will laugh and joke with you until we or someone else brings one in on a slab.
Then Dayyyummnn!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 6:15:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:
Oh no! Now I am going to have some real nightmares for awhile!
L. do you suffer from PTSD when you see a fat gal?



na, my mental strenghts are boundless, besides wettin your wick, is wickin the wet, I just don't brag about the rough ones.

Link Posted: 9/3/2005 6:20:35 AM EDT
hey, does anyone that claims to have seen bigfoot and or found foot prints have any pics or casts of the prints made? I can be presueded by evidence, instead of a lot of hot air and bs.



Link Posted: 9/3/2005 6:34:49 AM EDT
Yes.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 7:15:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Whitepitt:
Yes.




great have them send me an email.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:03:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ndenway:
hey, does anyone that claims to have seen bigfoot and or found foot prints have any pics or casts of the prints made? I can be presueded by evidence, instead of a lot of hot air and bs.


L. If you want, I'll put you in touch with one of the ex-tribal LEOs that will tell you about the tape.
Also, santanatwo will tell you he saw one as a teenager in eastern OK.
If Whitepitt will provide you with photos of footprint casts, I'd like to see them also.
I have a brother-in-law that thinks I am daffier than Donald Duck!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:01:43 PM EDT
Yall realize...the current issue of Oklahoma Today has the cover and feature article about guess what...BIGFOOT!

www.oklahomatoday.com/
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 1:10:11 PM EDT
Hmm, guess this state must be full of crackpots!
Wingman26, thanks for the heads up!
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 5:40:19 PM EDT
not that I'm a hardcore doubter, cause I know there are alot of animals out there that have been seen and havn't been caught on tape, but there are people claiming that they have evidence of bigfoot and I'd just like to see it before I make up my mind of its existance.
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 8:32:52 PM EDT
Wher did the guy go who was going to have me scared to death in 4hrs

I'm waiting....................................
Link Posted: 9/3/2005 9:19:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/3/2005 9:20:55 PM EDT by danc46]
Maybe he doesn't like hard headed, red necked, smart assed ,gun totin', finger flashin', beer drinkin', nose pickin', wind breakin', pick up drivin' dudes!
That eliminates everybody on this forum but Ndenway!
Link Posted: 9/4/2005 1:00:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By danc46:
Maybe he doesn't like hard headed, red necked, smart assed ,gun totin', finger flashin', beer drinkin', nose pickin', wind breakin', pick up drivin' dudes!
That eliminates everybody on this forum but Ndenway!



damn, nothing quite like being eliminated, but I do qualify for most of whats typed above, cept' the red neck part; now if you said red @#^*ed, that'd be pretty close to on par.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 6:30:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 6:48:07 AM EDT by Whitepitt]
Muddy dog posted several of our pics on a Bigfoot thread in the General Discussion section of the forums.
Look there.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 6:47:45 AM EDT
Whitepitt, please post a link for the rest of us.
Thanks,
Dan
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 10:48:09 AM EDT
The General Discussion won't let me search the forums topics for some reason, if anyone can get into it just search for a Bigfoot thread.
If you want to go to a spot do the research get off your ass and go.
If you don't want to do the research try Brownsprings/Thackerville. That's close to OKC, there is supposed to be one that roams the public land along the river. But first you have to get past the casino and the booze.
Nobody can pattern these things, if someone could, the mystery would be solved by now.
We have had a few tough guys (with supposed ranger and special ops training) help us, but when they get so scared they radio for an escort out of the woods and they have their hand held when something roars at them from the bush, you kind of get careful whom you include on your hunts. Tough talk don't impress me much.
So don't count on someone taking you out for cheap thrills and amusement purposes.
Not unless they plan on chaining you face first to a tree pulling you pants down and leaving you for bait, just clench tight until someone gets a shot, after the photo ops of course.
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