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Posted: 8/15/2005 7:52:54 AM EDT
Everyone knows Dove season's starting soon. I wonder if they'll figure why that makes them targets....

CNN Story


CRAWFORD, Texas (CNN) -- Anti-war protesters outside President Bush's ranch here were startled Sunday by gunshots fired by a Texas rancher frustrated by the group's presence.



McLennan County Sheriff Larry Lynch said Mattlage had broken no laws.

"He's on his property, so he's fine," he said. "Everybody needs to use restraint in this situation ... This is a situation that has taken all these folks by storm."



Well Sherriff has half a clue at least.

Wonder if Mattlage would set up a shooting range on his property temporarily. Have the Secret Service over now and then. I bet some Uzi practice would make the protestors think the end of the world was coming. "OMG it's like OAKLAND out here!!! Whaaaaa!!!"
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 8:01:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 8:55:19 AM EDT
tannerite anyone?
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 8:59:03 AM EDT
I say we ask that guy if we can schedule a Shootzenfest on his property next weekend. They would freak at our evil black guns. Just wait till Sept 1 at dawn. They will think they are in Beruit.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 9:17:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:03:11 AM EDT

I say we ask that guy if we can schedule a Shootzenfest on his property next weekend. They would freak at our evil black guns. Just wait till Sept 1 at dawn. They will think they are in Beruit.


I'M THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!1
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:04:32 AM EDT
Hunstock 2005 in Crawford!
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:36:22 AM EDT
I have to believe that there's at least one other Crawford resident who would go along with that!
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:41:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CQToverVmatch:
I say we ask that guy if we can schedule a Shootzenfest on his property next weekend. They would freak at our evil black guns. Just wait till Sept 1 at dawn. They will think they are in Beruit.



The doves falling from the sky would give them post tramatic stress syndrome.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:51:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 10:51:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ALLANJ:

Originally Posted By CQToverVmatch:
I say we ask that guy if we can schedule a Shootzenfest on his property next weekend. They would freak at our evil black guns. Just wait till Sept 1 at dawn. They will think they are in Beruit.



The doves falling from the sky would give them post tramatic stress syndrome.



dead peace symbols scattered thru camp?
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 11:35:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 11:40:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 12:16:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Dupe



You want a cookie or something?

TRG


It'd be nice. Or maybe a pink cowboy hat?
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 12:29:54 PM EDT
or about 3am, fire-up some tracers at Tannerite....Some class 3 stuff....hell.... If it was my property I would fire off the shotgun every minute all nite....maybe go in shifts....also, i would gather all the cow shit from around the barn, feilds, wherever and start piling it upwind...I would make so damn miserable for'em that the heat would be the least of their worries.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 12:37:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 12:51:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Dupe



You want a cookie or something?

TRG


It'd be nice. Or maybe a pink cowboy hat?



another one? what happened to your old one?
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 1:05:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Dupe



You want a cookie or something?

TRG


It'd be nice. Or maybe a pink cowboy hat?



another one? what happened to your old one?



Hey, didn't I see a pink cowboy hat on the "workbench" in your "tool room" last time I was down in S. Texas?



Jake.

P.S. IIRC, you said that some "grease monkey" had left it there a few nights earlier...........
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 1:28:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
It'd be nice. Or maybe a pink cowboy hat?



another one? what happened to your old one?



Some asshat stole it! I have photographic evidence:


That ain't me in the green shirt.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 1:55:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:46:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
It'd be nice. Or maybe a pink cowboy hat?



another one? what happened to your old one?



Some asshat stole it! I have photographic evidence:
photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=40769

That ain't me in the green shirt.




Heh, heh, heh.

How's that song by that [c]rapper go..........

"Wasn't me"

Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:48:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 2:49:43 PM EDT by wise_jake]

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
It'd be nice. Or maybe a pink cowboy hat?



another one? what happened to your old one?



Some asshat stole it! I have photographic evidence:


That ain't me in the green shirt.





Look on the left-hand side of the pic:

A cowboy hat 'n' TEVAs..............

SUHU, have you no shame?!?



Damn, boy.

Link Posted: 8/15/2005 4:09:48 PM EDT
talk about thread hi-jack
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:16:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 6:18:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 6:21:26 PM EDT by wise_jake]

Originally Posted By mojo:

Originally Posted By CQToverVmatch:
talk about thread hi-jack



It's always fun that way. BTW, ALL threads are allowed and encouraged to hi-jack in Texas forum.



Hey, so what was the original thread about anyway.............?





ETA: Actually, the "hijack" is relevant to the main discussion here because I heard that the feller in the pink hat is one of the damn dirty hippies Commies camped out in front of W's ranch. We're gonna be passing his name on to HUAC........ ah, the good ol' days. <sigh> I was born too late, too late, I'm afraid.
Link Posted: 8/18/2005 6:38:31 AM EDT
Meh, I just updated this in the other thread, may as well do it here, too.


Originally Posted By wise_jake:
Updated, kinda.......

There's always some asshole that's gotta go and give aid and comfort to the motherfucking enemies.

Some traitorous Texan has offered to let the hippies Commies stay on his land, as opposed to camping out in the "drainage ditch" (can you say "bar ditch"? ) they were "occupying" previously.

Hopefully, though, he's at least pampering 'em with conditioned air. Get 'em used to that, and they won't wanna go outside in the hot, humid Texas sun (esp. in the summer).

Course, those faux-inlaws may outlast their welcome there, but that's his fuckin' problem now. He let the camel's nose under the tent; everything else is entirely on his head. He'll never get the patchouli-stink out of the carpet now......... serves his sorry ass right.

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 6:46:59 AM EDT
can you think of a better place than to have them than a fenced in ranch a couple miles up the road. i might do it just so i can have more control of the situation and better able to play games with them.

you guys are supose to be tree huggers! don't drive on the trees and bushes!
flat tire hu? oh yea, mind the cactus!
hey pick up the trash! save the planet.
keep all gates closed!
you want water? sure it's spring water and it's $5.00 a Quart
no you can't take a shower in my house.
set up a garden hose and charge them $5.00 for an ice cold well water shower.
let them stay two weeks and tell them to get the hell off my property.


the list goes on!

Link Posted: 8/18/2005 8:26:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/18/2005 8:27:41 AM EDT by wise_jake]

Originally Posted By hk940:
can you think of a better place than to have them than a fenced in ranch a couple miles up the road. i might do it just so i can have more control of the situation and better able to play games with them.

you guys are supose to be tree huggers! don't drive on the trees and bushes!
flat tire hu? oh yea, mind the cactus!
hey pick up the trash! save the planet.
keep all gates closed!
you want water? sure it's spring water and it's $5.00 a Quart
no you can't take a shower in my house.
set up a garden hose and charge them $5.00 for an ice cold well water shower.
let them stay two weeks and tell them to get the hell off my property.


the list goes on!




i like the way you think. if i were W, and reading this thread, i think i'd hire you as my property mgr, post haste.
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