If you can see the Steelers, they can see you. If you can't see the Steelers, you may have only seconds to live.
The Steelers does not own an oven, or microwave, or even a hotplate, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Scientists at MIT have developed a car powered solely by the Steelers hatred of the Seahawks.
When the Steelers donate blood, they eschew the needle, asking only for a Ka-bar and a five-gallon bucket.
When the Steelers say "MORE COWBELL!" they f-cking MEAN IT.
The Steelers do not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
The Steelers don't wear a watch. They don't have to. THEY decide what time it is.
Scientists believe the Steelers tears may cure disease. Unfortunately, this is mere speculation, as the Steelers have never cried. Ever.
The Steelers are not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like the Steelers.
The Steelers once went to a McDonald's and ordered a flame-broiled Whopper. They got it.
The Steelers can slam a revolving door.
The Steelers are not "lactose intolerant", they just refuse to put up with lactose's s--t.
When the Steelers do a pushup, they aren’t lifting themselves up, they are pushing the Earth down.
The Steelers can divide by zero.
One time the Steelers and Christopher Walken went into a bar. The bar exploded, as no building can contain that much bad-ass.
The Steelers eat rusty barbed wire, drink gasoline, s--t gunpowder and pisses bore solvent.