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Posted: 12/31/2005 9:25:44 AM EDT
Ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­ww

Just added some extra fresh chopped chilli to the pot on the cooker, went for a piss............................................but forgot to wash my hands.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tears to my eyes.


Habenaro its the way to goooooooooooooo.


Find me the yoghurt
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:27:45 AM EDT
I am now a small amount happier than I was before I read this.

Link Posted: 12/31/2005 9:28:32 AM EDT
Just as long as you washed yer hands before returning to the Chilli pot!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 10:11:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bunnyassassin:
Just as long as you washed yer hands before returning to the Chilli pot!




eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 10:16:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bunnyassassin:
Just as long as you washed yer hands before returning to the Chilli pot!



Nah, he's in Cumbria, Cheese adds flavour!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 10:29:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 6:23:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mousegunner-UK:
Ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwww

Just added some extra fresh chopped chilli to the pot on the cooker, went for a piss............................................but forgot to wash my hands.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tears to my eyes.


Habenaro its the way to goooooooooooooo.


Find me the yoghurt





Habenaro kicks arse....


Here's a hint : Eat it raw and chase it with a Margarita....ummm...good. Yet, still very Hottt
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:10:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zionist:

Originally Posted By Mousegunner-UK:
Ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwww

Just added some extra fresh chopped chilli to the pot on the cooker, went for a piss............................................but forgot to wash my hands.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tears to my eyes.


Habenaro its the way to goooooooooooooo.


Find me the yoghurt





Habenaro kicks arse....


Here's a hint : Eat it raw and chase it with a Margarita....ummm...good. Yet, still very Hottt



What you might not know is, Mousegunner was the chilli-eating champion at the 2000 Shot Show. He beat all the red necks at their own game

His ass has been in tatters ever since, but we're proud of him
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 3:17:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Scope-eye:
His ass has been in tatters ever since, but we're proud of him



Yeah, that really did f**k him up
Link Posted: 1/1/2006 4:29:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2006 4:31:22 AM EDT by Mousegunner-UK]
Yeah sometimes I wonder if it was all worth it.

I ate 37 fresh chilli's during the competition hosted by Taurus, ended up eating 4 habenaros to see off the competition.
To win you had to chew all the chillies up then show the audiaunce them on your tongue before you swallowed (No wise cracks).

I beat 9 other Yanks and won $100 plus a couple of Taurus shirts as well as having my 15 minutes of fame on the local TV station.

All the lads I was with at the show were in tears the following morning when I had to make an emergency bog stop at the Bellagio, really posh traps, marble everywhere. Well I spent about 1/2 an hour in there squeeling and wimpering as I took the kids to the pool, while they stood outside taking the piss.

Marks right, my arse was in tatters, when I farted it burnt for a week and my guts haven't been right since

Theres a time and a place to eat chilli, but I dont think I'll be eating 37 chilli's again on the belt end!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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