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3/21/2014 7:58:22 AM EDT
Lets have a little HTF fun.

What state, county and town is your FUAC place of choice. For the laugh of it, lets add  the name of the closest range AND strip club

I'll go 1st.
1. Somewhere around Maynardville, Union City,  Tennessee. 20 mins outside of Knoxville.
2. Gunny's Range & Guns
3. Ball's gentleman's Club *NOTE* I did check out the site, even if its the closest it aint' the prettiest  

I'm in NY  for family, but one can dream.
3/21/2014 8:00:36 AM EDT
[#1]
Arizona
3/21/2014 8:13:32 AM EDT
[#2]
TAMPA FL

University Gun and Pawn Shop
2012 E Fletcher Ave, Tampa, FL 33612(813) 977-6010

Mons Venus also in Tampa

Gun ranges galore plus I know a few property owners that give permission.
http://www.bing.com/maps/default.aspx?q=gun+range+tampa+florida&mkt=en&FORM=HDRSC4#

Plus 23 military surplus dealers in the greater Tampa Bay area.
3/21/2014 8:25:00 AM EDT
[#3]
Naples FL

Naples Gun Range & Emporium

All I could find is escort services lol but hey might be even better

Significant other has a condo in naples we visit few times a year. I love it down there
3/21/2014 9:16:11 AM EDT
[#4]
The rural southwest seems nice. Maybe I'll buy an RV or something.

3/21/2014 9:24:35 AM EDT
[#5]
Hilton Head Island SC

Palmetto State Armory

Thee Diamond Club

http://www.malentertainment.com/
3/21/2014 9:33:30 AM EDT
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Lets have a little HTF fun.
What state, county and town is your FUAC place of choice. For the laugh of it, lets add  the name of the closest range AND strip club
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1. North Carolina.




2. My own backyard.

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3/21/2014 9:39:10 AM EDT
[#7]
Key Largo, Fl

Trail Glades Range

The Booby Trap
3/21/2014 9:43:29 AM EDT
[#8]
somewhere where winter does not exist
3/21/2014 9:45:27 AM EDT
[#9]
Randolph, UT.

You want remote?



Nearest range? Where do you want to shoot?

Strip club?? Dude it's friggin Utah
3/21/2014 9:49:00 AM EDT
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Randolph, UT.

You want remote?

http://www.menupix.com/town_img/RandolphUTHP.jpg

Nearest range? Where do you want to shoot?

Strip club?? Dude it's friggin Utah
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strip clubs suck anyways, I never had an issue seeing titties, I'm just not going to pay for it.  

Utah is cool
3/21/2014 9:59:55 AM EDT
[#11]
NICE  I like the UT thing a lot but I have to find somewhere that has a medium to large hospital for  the misses to work at, she is my sugar mama ;) I'm just a hotel schlub, she is a nurse.
3/21/2014 10:00:45 AM EDT
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strip clubs suck anyways, I never had an issue seeing titties, I'm just not going to pay for it.  

Utah is cool
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Randolph, UT.

You want remote?

http://www.menupix.com/town_img/RandolphUTHP.jpg

Nearest range? Where do you want to shoot?

Strip club?? Dude it's friggin Utah



strip clubs suck anyways, I never had an issue seeing titties, I'm just not going to pay for it.  

Utah is cool


My dad always says "Never pay for something you should get for free!"

And for the Wasatch mountains, Id do anything to live out there
3/21/2014 11:18:00 AM EDT
[#13]
Texas
3/21/2014 11:18:09 AM EDT
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Palmetto State Armory





Thee Diamond Club





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i was stationed in Beaufort...  HH is a great town... I'm sure its even more developed now then when i left.   and close to savanah ga too!









and with that i would have to chose outside of Savanah GA..   I could possible get on the job in the city and still live in Bum Fuck Egypt




not sure about ranges .. but I'm sure I've assisted in putting a few young ladies through college at the Gold club  .  

 
3/21/2014 11:41:50 AM EDT
[#15]
Naples Florida.

Gulf Coast Clays formally Port of the Isles.

Haven't gone to a strip joint in over 30 years. Don't believe I ever will again.

My wife bought a condo last year. Love it.
3/21/2014 11:55:07 AM EDT
[#16]
Nairobi, Kenya

Can't have a firearm, but I don't give a shit. Perfect environment. I'll just hire a nasty security company with a bunch of Maasai and Samburu morans. BGs show up, hit panic button, morans show up and beat everyone until they don't move while I watch from my recliner with a cold White Cap in my mitt. Life is good, Kenya is good - NO FUAC!!!

Strip club???? Sorry, no interest in getting HIV by osmosis.
3/21/2014 11:56:52 AM EDT
[#17]
ANYWHERE...

ANY RANGE...

ANY BAR...

Preferably in the North East as I don't mind the snow for the most part, I love the seasons.  I love the landscape and all it has to offer...  I've lived in the SW and SE as well and they all have their up sides.  But the NE just suite me.

Although I hear the area around the Bitterroot in MT has some nice places.

If we're talking in the, I just won the LOTTO; don't need no stinking job sense.
3/21/2014 5:24:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Anywhere but here.
3/21/2014 5:50:08 PM EDT
[#19]
Watkinsville, GA

Range: The Firing Line, Athens GA

Strip clubs: not interested, I can see boobs at home for free.

Relocating this summer.
3/22/2014 3:17:59 AM EDT
[#20]
Tennessee has great gun laws and is unlikely to go blue, unlike PA. Don't care about titty bars, they're right up there with casinos for separating suckers from their money.
3/22/2014 3:52:48 AM EDT
[#21]
Vermont.

NO stinkin' permits
same weather
lower land taxes
Don't have to leave my job
3/22/2014 3:59:16 AM EDT
[#22]
What the learned penguin said.  Tn or maybe Ky, NC for a distant third.  

I figured out strip clubs over a decade ago, the penguin is good counsel; money for nothing.   Go chat up a woman at a bar near the hospital and pick up a crazy nurse.  They're free!
3/22/2014 4:11:11 AM EDT
[#23]
Rapid City, SD
Inquiring into the local ranges.  Hopefully gone this summer.
3/22/2014 6:49:51 AM EDT
[#24]
SC or TX.
3/22/2014 5:35:49 PM EDT
[#25]
Huntsville Alabama.
Any one of twenty or so Shops.
Growing up in Florida I learned you'll only come out of the titty bars broke with a heard-on.