A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Counter guy says, "Male or female?" Customer says,  "Female"

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"  Customer says, "White"

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says,  "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The  Muslim one blows itself up!"


(So remember Ryfter, watch out for those Muslim dolls!!)

WHat do you get when you kick a farmer in the nuts?
A couple of acres!

Awe c'mon guys...a couple of acres!    

ehh here's a better one:


A black guy no time for that now...Illegal alien walks into the local welfare office and marches up to the window and says "Hi, Ya know I just HATE drawing welfare, and I'd just rather have a job."  

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent, We just had a job opening from a wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and a bodyguard for his beautyful daughter.  You'll have to drive around in his mercedes and he will supply all your clothes.  Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.  You'll be provided with a two bedroom apartment above the garage.  The starting salary is $200.000 a year."

The wide eyed guy says "You're bullshitting me!"

The social worker says "Yeah, well...you started it."