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Posted: 10/20/2004 1:49:35 PM EST
Ok hopefully you go to heaven after you die, now your in heaven for eternity. Where does it ever end just goes on and on, weird if you think about it and quite scary in my mind...
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:51:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Ok hopefully you go to heaven after you die, now your in heaven for eternity. Where does it ever end just goes on and on, weird if you think about it and quite scary in my mind...



What? You worried about getting bored or something?

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:52:10 PM EST
In heaven, ARFCOM has new and interesting posts every few seconds, and team memberships are free!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:52:18 PM EST
Only one way to find out ...

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:52:22 PM EST
As long as they have guns where my soul goes to, I don't give a shit.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:53:41 PM EST
In heaven we all have belt fed toys with endless belt of ammo.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:54:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sturmwehr:
As long as they have guns where my soul goes to, I don't give a shit.



Guns and um......more guns.AND NO LIBERALS.Then they would try to screw up heaven too.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:55:09 PM EST
What about unlimited terrorists to shoot? We will get those right?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:56:37 PM EST
walruses. big fucking pointy toothed bad breath smelling walruses.

scare the bejesus outta me.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:57:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By jdovell:
What about unlimited terrorists to shoot? We will get those right?



No, we'll be keeping the 72 virgins company while the terrorists are at "The Big Weenie Roast".
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:58:59 PM EST
not that i understand the concept of eternity, but i've heard it likened to "trying to explain the internet to an ant"
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:00:51 PM EST
DONT FORGET UNLIMITED AMMO!And you could play paintball with real guns.That would be the shiznit.No pain but it could leave a little paint splotch.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:04:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 2:04:57 PM EST by The_Alchemist]

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Ok hopefully you go to heaven after you die, now your in heaven for eternity. Where does it ever end just goes on and on, weird if you think about it and quite scary in my mind...



I'd imagine you have no concept of time in Heaven. Therefore, it's not going to matter. I used to get tripped up thinking about eternity. But then I started thinking about the concept of "always have been." For example, God has always existed, "Forever before" Creation.

That's what [The Oracle]really bakes my noodle.[/The Oracle]

Brian
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:09:30 PM EST
Cold beer, hot women.

PULL !!! terrorist flies through the air in a nice arc. Bang!! headscarf goes flyin', terrorist folds up nicely and hits the ground with a satisfying thump.

It don't get any better than that. Well maybe if the "Big Guy" himself stopped by and took a few shots.



Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:10:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Ok hopefully you go to heaven after you die, now your in heaven for eternity. Where does it ever end just goes on and on, weird if you think about it and quite scary in my mind...



I'd imagine you have no concept of time in Heaven. Therefore, it's not going to matter. I used to get tripped up thinking about eternity. But then I started thinking about the concept of "always have been." For example, God has always existed, "Forever before" Creation.

That's what [The Oracle]really bakes my noodle.[/The Oracle]

Brian



but where will it end just up there forever, its got to stop some time.

so they have belt feds in heaven?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:13:28 PM EST
Frieght trains

A pissed off women with a gun

And, a redneck that says, "hey ya'll, watch this".
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:13:54 PM EST
Just keep in mind,
In heaven there is no beer.
That's why we're drinking here.
And when we're gone from here,
All our friends will be drinking all the beer.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:14:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
so they have belt feds in heaven?


...and all the cyanide tipped tracers you want.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:16:23 PM EST
like "Groundhog Day" it just never ends...
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:17:10 PM EST
Dying doesn't scare me nearly as much as getting old, sick, and helpless.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:21:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1911greg:

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Ok hopefully you go to heaven after you die, now your in heaven for eternity. Where does it ever end just goes on and on, weird if you think about it and quite scary in my mind...



I'd imagine you have no concept of time in Heaven. Therefore, it's not going to matter. I used to get tripped up thinking about eternity. But then I started thinking about the concept of "always have been." For example, God has always existed, "Forever before" Creation.

That's what [The Oracle]really bakes my noodle.[/The Oracle]

Brian



but where will it end just up there forever, its got to stop some time.
quote]

Not necessarily, but I really don't know. Because, one thing I am curious about, is in the Book of Revelations it talks about a new world after the 2nd coming of Christ, where the lion will lay down with the lamb etc etc, will everyone in Heaven remain there? Or begin a new on the new Earth?

I don't want to jack your thread though.

Brian
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:28:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sturmwehr:
As long as they have guns where my soul goes to, I don't give a shit.



Yeah there might be guns there, just hope they aren't too hot to touch!!!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:36:57 PM EST
The way it was explained to me was we will have no concept of time. The time thing is just for our sake here on earth. Once in Heaven, time will cease to exist as will the terms forever and eternity. You will just be.

I don't claim to understand it either. I like the ant and the internet thing -good analogy
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:43:56 PM EST
I wonder why all the heavy topics today?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:53:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:53:55 PM EST
Why do angels fly in circles? (because there is no 'left wing" in heaven!)


How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? (trick question, dancing is not allowed!)


Why don't baptists screw standing up? (because they're afraid someone will see them screwing and think that they are dancing!)


Why did St Peter tell the Pentecostal Holiness members to be quiet and stop banging tamborines? (because the Church of Christ was just over the next hill and they still thought they were the only ones to make it to heaven!)


Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:54:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
In heaven, ARFCOM has new and interesting posts every few seconds, and team memberships are free!



And in hell i am stuck as a GD mod for all eternity




Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:16:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:

It don't get any better than that. Well maybe if the "Big Guy" himself stopped by and took a few shots.




...Hmm, I wonder if "Big Guy" shoots lightning bolts or liberals at targets?
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