Posted: 3/1/2003 11:25:38 PM EDT
| Khalid Shaikh Mohammed the Sept. 11th "mastermind" is handed over to YOU to be disposed of....what is your weapon of choice?? i think i'd have to make it FUN and break out the oldies but goodies....lawn darts, or maybe sporks. (i'm bored as hell....humor me) |
| First I'd start by making him watch the first season of the Anna Nicole Show. Next I'd toss in a full selection of PeeWee Herman movies and then a couple of PeeWee's Playhouse episodes for dessert. Then, I'd ask him if he'd ever seen any of the Olsen Twins movies (early ones when they weren't hot, just annoying). I also like the Lawn Dart/Jarts idea from StykUrHedUp, so I'd prolly toss a few at thim while he's watching the worst TV in American history. But, seeing that He was the Sept. 11th "mastermind", I'd have to get just as sadistic as him for my last act. I'd borrow my buddies model airplane (you know, the ones that are about 4 feet long and weigh 50lbs or so). I'd place him in the middle of a field and fly the plane directly...well, you get the picture. |
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Alright, This is going to be sick & very messy: 1) Gather together all of the pigs I could find. As you know swine are detested by many muslims. 2) Make him well aware that his remains will be fed to the swine and within 24 or so hours he will be swine feces [:)] 3) Slowly, and I do mean slowly! Feed him, feet first into a wood chipper (kinda like in the movie "Fargo"). 4) As the first part of him is ground, making sure he is still aware, let him view the starved swine going wild as their "meal" comes from the chippers outlet. 5) Continue feeding him into the chipper. [puke] |
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Quoted: First I'd start by making him watch the first season of the Anna Nicole Show. Next I'd toss in a full selection of PeeWee Herman movies and then a couple of PeeWee's Playhouse episodes for dessert. Then, I'd ask him if he'd ever seen any of the Olsen Twins movies (early ones when they weren't hot, just annoying). I also like the Lawn Dart/Jarts idea from StykUrHedUp, so I'd prolly toss a few at thim while he's watching the worst TV in American history. But, seeing that He was the Sept. 11th "mastermind", I'd have to get just as sadistic as him for my last act. I'd borrow my buddies model airplane (you know, the ones that are about 4 feet long and weigh 50lbs or so). I'd place him in the middle of a field and fly the plane directly...well, you get the picture. [ROFL2] dude...i'm glad we're on the same side...you're twisted...you work for the CIA?? [beer] |
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Hang him upside down, tied by the feet. Lower him in to a glass aquarium filled with water that is taller than he is. Bring him back up. Increase exposure time slowly until he knows he will soon drown. Again pull him out and let him get air. Repeat over and over and over again. Finally - leave him in the water for good. |
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Quoted: Quoted: First I'd start by making him watch the first season of the Anna Nicole Show. Next I'd toss in a full selection of PeeWee Herman movies and then a couple of PeeWee's Playhouse episodes for dessert. Then, I'd ask him if he'd ever seen any of the Olsen Twins movies (early ones when they weren't hot, just annoying). I also like the Lawn Dart/Jarts idea from StykUrHedUp, so I'd prolly toss a few at thim while he's watching the worst TV in American history. But, seeing that He was the Sept. 11th "mastermind", I'd have to get just as sadistic as him for my last act. I'd borrow my buddies model airplane (you know, the ones that are about 4 feet long and weigh 50lbs or so). I'd place him in the middle of a field and fly the plane directly...well, you get the picture. [ROFL2] dude...i'm glad we're on the same side...you're twisted...you work for the CIA?? [beer] No, I don't work for the CIA. "The secrecy of my job prevents ME from knowing what I'm doing" |
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What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. |
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Quoted: A well televised, fair trial. Disposal by means devised by the jury. Because this is not vengeance for me, but for all of us. And, all of us are better and more just than all of them, behind the atrocities of 9/11. |
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Belt sander. Rock salt. Rinse. Repeat. A couple of months ago the Israelis came up with a good plan. They announced that any Palestinian they found, dead or alive, who had committed a terrorist act would be wrapped in pigskin for their burial. Now there's some psychological operations at work! |
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Seeing as how alot pf people burned on Sept 11th. Toss him in and out of a fire between interogations. When the interigations are done, keep tossing him in the fire, fix him up, toss him in again. Doe this fo the rest of his natural life. 20-30 years. When he can feel no more pain due to his nerves being fried, inject 50 cc of battery acid directly into his veins. BTW all this should be done by a chick in a Dominatrix outfit, since they apperently don't like to see women's skin. A hog BJ could probably be thrown in. |
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Tie him to a chair. Beat his ass nonstop everday. Give him a blood transfusion. Invite friends and angry folk over to beat his ass nonstop. Give Him a blood transfusion. Beat his ass nonstop again. Give him a blood transfusion. Invite more folks over to beat his ass. Give him a blood transfusion. Beat his ass nonstop yet again give him a blood transfusion. Keep beating his ass nonstop everyday and inviting angry folks over to beat that ass. Give him a blood transfusion. This goes on as long as it takes for him to keel over. ....then give him another blood transfusion.... |