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Posted: 12/25/2002 8:44:10 AM EST
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[Last Edit: 12/25/2002 9:02:57 AM EST by Silence]
Klaus' second day on the job... you dont wanna know about his [url=www.fear.net/~mexi/staplerfahrer_klaus.wmv]first[/url], it involved a chainsaw escaping
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 8:56:45 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/25/2002 9:29:59 AM EST
LOL! Last summer, I was working at a moving and storage company, and I used the forklift to move our 7x7x5 storage crates around. All was good until our regular forklift broke down and we had to use the alternate - this old piece of junk with manual trans, no power steering, and 2-foot long forks, which were spaced with about 18in between them. Of course, there were fork extensions that made them 8 or so feet long. One crate (empty, thank god) tipped forward and fell off of the short forks, even though it was tilted back as far as it would go. Another time, when trying to lift one crate off the top of another, the back of it slid off the edge and was hanging off, thanks to trying to maneuver the extended, close-together forks under the crate, where they just barely fit, with the manual trans and no power steering. Luckily, I was able to get around the back of that crate and move it back into position. That day was such a pain in the ass. Should we add the 1911 to the list of things that should not be dropped? [;D]
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 10:04:18 AM EST
The soap...
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 10:06:57 AM EST
Originally Posted By Noname: The soap...
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you must have expirance in that department LOL
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 1:05:01 PM EST
50 BMG SPOTTERS [IMG]http://ammoman.com/images/50_BMG_M48_3.jpg[/IMG] Eric the ammoman
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 1:08:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 1:53:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By Shadowblade: Don't drop your kid.... He could turn out like me!
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I was going to say that. Anyway. I balanced a 28000 pound SkyTrak 10054 on the front two wheels. That was fun.
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 2:38:52 PM EST
My brother is a forklift mechanic. he works mostly on the docks in Philly. One day he gets sent out to one of the piers to inspect a forklift that had been driven off the dock, into the Delaware river. When he arrived on the scene, a diver was just about to go down to hook up the cable from the crane. The diver goes down and a few minutes later he comes back up to ask, "Which one do you want me to hook it to?" Don't drop your forklift into the river. Don't do it twice. Ben. (Story from my Bro' Andy)
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 2:41:23 PM EST
i would add my Ken Onion spring assist opening knife. it makes a nice little clank, snap,whirr. and spins in a few circles as it snaps open and you can be sure any little kid within sight will shout look dady a switch blade!!!
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 2:52:12 PM EST
It all depends where you drop it. [img]http://turing.wins.uva.nl/~grunberg/photos/may-2001/pics/baghdad.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/25/2002 2:54:24 PM EST
Your pants in front of a gay man!
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