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Posted: 4/16/2017 9:18:45 AM EDT

just a friendly reminder if you're tempted to go crank up your mower on this fine easter morning

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:21:50 AM EDT

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So quit mowing your lawn so early.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:22:05 AM EDT

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lol

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:22:21 AM EDT

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Same with retirees who turn in a stack of lotto tickets at 6 AM with a line of people behind them trying to get to work.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:22:51 AM EDT

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The staff duty cucks have been at it since 7am

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:23:24 AM EDT

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I mowed mine yesterday afternoon. That's how I created the rain we are having this morning.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:23:43 AM EDT

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What if you are a redneck that lives in the country with no other houses nearby? Is 10:00pm too late?

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:23:51 AM EDT

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I use one of these. My neighbors are not disturbed at any hour.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:24:48 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 9:26:00 AM EDT

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I use one of these. My neighbors are not disturbed at any hour.

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Do the ninja clothes come with the ninja mower?

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:27:17 AM EDT

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9 am? What kind of lazy ass sleeps till 9 am?

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:27:48 AM EDT

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lol lol lol

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:29:02 AM EDT

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I use one of these. My neighbors are not disturbed at any hour.

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The hardest part of using that thing must be telling your parents you're gay.

Shameless regurgitated joke, sorry.

Seriously, how well does it work?

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:29:05 AM EDT

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Guys coming off of a bender of meth-fueled homosex.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:29:22 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 9:30:28 AM EDT

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reported

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:34:01 AM EDT

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Now that I know how you feel neighbor, I'll burn a truck tire next week while I mow...

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:34:05 AM EDT

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What if you are a redneck that lives in the country with no other houses nearby? Is 10:00pm too late?

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In the country with no one one around, no fucking problem.

If you are the old ass hole that lives behind me, you get lit up with a Streamlight TLR-1 and cussed out in front of your grandson about how big of an asshole you are for mowing grass @ 10:30PM.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:34:33 AM EDT

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Ok. Thanks

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:35:57 AM EDT

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Mow the lawn? Maybe instead this morning ill greet the dawn with revving my hitachi weed whacker to red line.

As i gun the motor ill fondly think of all you hungover statist hacks trying to shit on my freedom

So for the late risers ill be sure and follow up the weed whacker with some liberal cutting up of old 6x6s with a nice old circular saw

Youll get plenty of sleep when your dead buttercup

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:38:25 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 9:43:51 AM EDT

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Beat...

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:44:07 AM EDT

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The staff duty cucks have been at it since 7am

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Did alot of staff duty before my ETS. Dealing with all the new fuckers in PIP. Hated that shit. Rather shovel shit.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:45:21 AM EDT

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Sometimes that's when I get home from work.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:45:34 AM EDT

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What is going on with people?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1984727_Is-7AM-on-a-Saturday-too-early-to-cut-grass-in-a-residential-neighborhood-.html

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:48:31 AM EDT

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Same with retirees who turn in a stack of lotto tickets at 6 AM with a line of people behind them trying to get to work.

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Agreed, seems it is always the ones that can't afford them either.

Not sure what the upset is on cutting grass at what ever time. Suns up, you should be too.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:51:03 AM EDT

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Good thing I cut mine in the afternoon or evening

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:51:33 AM EDT

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The hardest part of using that thing must be telling your parents you're gay.

Shameless regurgitated joke, sorry.

Seriously, how well does it work?

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It's the best mower I've owned. Plenty of juice I. One charge to do my entire property. As powerful as the Honda gas mower I replaced. If you need to do something bigger a recharge only takes 30 minutes and after an hour of mowing I'd be ready for a break anyway.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:52:07 AM EDT

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Mow the lawn? Maybe instead this morning ill greet the dawn with revving my hitachi weed whacker to red line.

As i gun the motor ill fondly think of all you hungover statist hacks trying to shit on my freedom

So for the late risers ill be sure and follow up the weed whacker with some liberal cutting up of old 6x6s with a nice old circular saw

Youll get plenty of sleep when your dead buttercup

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How about dragging in a 30 year old broke down truck at 1am and cutting it up for scrap metal in your driveway. Yep my neighbors do it.

Posted: 4/16/2017 9:54:53 AM EDT

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I only use my backpack leaf blower that early on Sunday.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:06:35 AM EDT

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The solution is form an HOA and fine your neighbours.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:07:42 AM EDT

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14'er

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:12:22 AM EDT

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My personal experience says people who cut their grass on a Sunday early are trying to beat the heat of the day or trying to get their chores done so they can enjoy the rest of their day relaxing.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:16:09 AM EDT

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What is going on with people?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1984727_Is-7AM-on-a-Saturday-too-early-to-cut-grass-in-a-residential-neighborhood-.html

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Came to post this...

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:17:56 AM EDT

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It's 10:17AM, time to fire up the pressure washer and hose down the garage.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:20:36 AM EDT

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Once my Son left for the Army, I mowed my yard once. It was August in TN. Then I decided to pay someone else to do that shit. The same thing happened to cutting and splitting wood for the winter. My time has an hourly rate.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:19:46 AM EDT

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How about dragging in a 30 year old broke down truck at 1am and cutting it up for scrap metal in your driveway. Yep my neighbors do it.

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The best i got was that my neighbor tunes his two stroke. Never rides it. Just tunes it

Just finished the grass. Nice day out

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:26:55 AM EDT

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I use one of these. My neighbors are not disturbed at any hour.

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Came to post this.

I'll mow any damned time I feel like it.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:31:09 AM EDT

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I can't be at 2 places at once at 9:00 AM.
That's when the range opens.
That means that I have to start at 7:00 AM
I have the same older Italian neighbors on all 3 sides for the last 38 years.
They're on their 3rd espresso by 7:00 AM

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:31:23 AM EDT

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It's the best mower I've owned. Plenty of juice I. One charge to do my entire property. As powerful as the Honda gas mower I replaced. If you need to do something bigger a recharge only takes 30 minutes and after an hour of mowing I'd be ready for a break anyway.

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The hardest part of using that thing must be telling your parents you're gay.

Shameless regurgitated joke, sorry.

Seriously, how well does it work?

It's the best mower I've owned. Plenty of juice I. One charge to do my entire property. As powerful as the Honda gas mower I replaced. If you need to do something bigger a recharge only takes 30 minutes and after an hour of mowing I'd be ready for a break anyway.

I sometimes "forget" to cut the grass and it gets a little long/thick. How would it handle lawns more than a couple inches high? Or do you need to cut every few days ? Just curious for when my Toro gives up the ghost.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:33:56 AM EDT

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I can't be at 2 places at once at 9:00 AM.
That's when the range opens.
That means that I have to start at 7:00 AM
I have the same older Italian neighbors on all 3 sides for the last 38 years.
They're on their 3rd espresso by 7:00 AM

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See, that's fantastic logic.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:35:13 AM EDT

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I won't mow before 1 on a Sunday. But there are four churches within 300 yards of my house.

But then again, the only time I mow early is when the grass is somewhat dry during the hotter months. It mows better if you let it dry.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:42:02 AM EDT

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I wont bitch about you partying until 3am, dont bitch when I mow along your property line at 0700...

But I found that mowing before the grass dries sucks, so I generally mow one day after work.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:42:35 AM EDT

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I have no control over when my lawnmower shows up to mow my lawn...
But I will be watching to see how early from now on.....

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:46:48 AM EDT

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Diesel and a match takes care of all your mowing. Just tell the fire department so they know it's a controlled burn.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:49:10 AM EDT

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Im sure the hood was happy with me last night. I was tuning the mowers up and running seafoam thru them.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:51:48 AM EDT

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Not sure about that...but they sure are fucking assholes.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:05:22 PM EDT

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It's the best mower I've owned. Plenty of juice I. One charge to do my entire property. As powerful as the Honda gas mower I replaced. If you need to do something bigger a recharge only takes 30 minutes and after an hour of mowing I'd be ready for a break anyway.

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Mine will barely finish my less the 1/4 acer lot with a pool in the back too.

If the grass is moist or a bit too high it hogs down like crazy and goes into thermal protection for a while.

Other then that very convenient since its like zero maintenance.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:07:35 PM EDT

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I had the chainsaw running at 7am, 6 roofers with nail guns putting on my new roof, and my daughters marching band practicing in the backyard.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:11:18 PM EDT

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I had the chainsaw running at 7am, 6 roofers with nail guns putting on my new roof, and my daughters marching band practicing in the backyard.

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The neighbors must LOVE you....