Posted: 9/17/2009 4:07:26 AM EDT
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I got invited to an "old" friends wedding recently and I promptly threw the invitation in the trash... Apparently as a single gent im not allowed to bring a date b/c "I havent been dating someone for more then 3 months" -groom. His family pulled the same stunt for his brothers wedding which I did attend. His brother has become a much better friend over the years while the groom has continually drifted away. So I feel less obligated to attend, especially with the no date option...at his brothers reception me and my other single friends sat around and twittled are thumbs. So anyway... Yesterday i get a call from a girl thats a friend of mine, she wants me to go with her to the wedding as her date. I told her i hadn't planned on attending and I would let her know last night what i decide. Well I didnt call her last night and saw this as a good opportunity to ask ARF if i should fo with her. Shes young, hot, and kinda skanky... she also is a habitual liar and very devious  I also did some research last night to see what the real deal was... her facebook indicates currently single, I called my other buddy to see if she had asked him the same (he also is not planning to attend), apparently im not her first choice. So knowing i was seconds, or thirds or... well you get the point. Should I fo? and under what circumstances? Ive got the upper hand at this point, I think
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Where to begin... I got invited to an "old" friends wedding recently and I promptly threw the invitation in the trash... Apparently as a single gent im not allowed to bring a date b/c "I havent been dating someone for more then 3 months" -groom. His family pulled the same stunt for his brothers wedding which I did attend. His brother has become a much better friend over the years while the groom has continually drifted away. So I feel less obligated to attend, especially with the no date option...at his brothers reception me and my other single friends sat around and twittled are thumbs. So anyway... Yesterday i get a call from a girl thats a friend of mine, she wants me to go with her to the wedding as her date. I told her i hadn't planned on attending and I would let her know last night what i decide. Well I didnt call her last night and saw this as a good opportunity to ask ARF if i should fo with her. Shes young, hot, and kinda skanky... she also is a habitual liar and very devious I also did some research last night to see what the real deal was... her facebook indicates currently single, I called my other buddy to see if she had asked him the same (he also is not planning to attend), apparently im not her first choice. So knowing i was seconds, or thirds or... well you get the point. Should I fo? and under what circumstances? Ive got the upper hand at this point, I thinkOf course you should go with her. |
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Where to begin... I got invited to an "old" friends wedding recently and I promptly threw the invitation in the trash... Apparently as a single gent im not allowed to bring a date b/c "I havent been dating someone for more then 3 months" -groom. His family pulled the same stunt for his brothers wedding which I did attend. His brother has become a much better friend over the years while the groom has continually drifted away. So I feel less obligated to attend, especially with the no date option...at his brothers reception me and my other single friends sat around and twittled are thumbs. So anyway... Yesterday i get a call from a girl thats a friend of mine, she wants me to go with her to the wedding as her date. I told her i hadn't planned on attending and I would let her know last night what i decide. Well I didnt call her last night and saw this as a good opportunity to ask ARF if i should fo with her. Shes young, hot, and kinda skanky... she also is a habitual liar and very devious I also did some research last night to see what the real deal was... her facebook indicates currently single, I called my other buddy to see if she had asked him the same (he also is not planning to attend), apparently im not her first choice. So knowing i was seconds, or thirds or... well you get the point. Should I fo? and under what circumstances? Ive got the upper hand at this point, I thinkNo. Find something else to do. |
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Where to begin... I got invited to an "old" friends wedding recently and I promptly threw the invitation in the trash... Apparently as a single gent im not allowed to bring a date b/c "I havent been dating someone for more then 3 months" -groom. His family pulled the same stunt for his brothers wedding which I did attend. His brother has become a much better friend over the years while the groom has continually drifted away. So I feel less obligated to attend, especially with the no date option...at his brothers reception me and my other single friends sat around and twittled are thumbs. So anyway... Yesterday i get a call from a girl thats a friend of mine, she wants me to go with her to the wedding as her date. I told her i hadn't planned on attending and I would let her know last night what i decide. Well I didnt call her last night and saw this as a good opportunity to ask ARF if i should fo with her. Shes young, hot, and kinda skanky... she also is a habitual liar and very devious I also did some research last night to see what the real deal was... her facebook indicates currently single, I called my other buddy to see if she had asked him the same (he also is not planning to attend), apparently im not her first choice. So knowing i was seconds, or thirds or... well you get the point. Should I fo? and under what circumstances? Ive got the upper hand at this point, I thinkSo the grooms single friends can't bring dates, but single skanks can? I'd say stick with your original plan and don't fo. |
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So the grooms single friends can't bring dates, but single skanks can? I'd say stick with your original plan and don't fo. she is a friend of the groom and was invited on her own as well... she just wants someone to go as her date since she cant bring someone in from the outside and yes... Open Bar |
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and yes... Open Bar This changes everything. Open bar is your priority target. Free to engage her ass/bridesmaid asses and other targets of opportunity. What's the worst that could happen? Public humiliation, STD(s), arrest, no more invitations to that family's weddings? Pffft. Do it! |
