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Posted: 6/1/2010 11:40:53 PM EDT
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Good luck! My first wife was Filipino...to this day I get convulsions when i see brown nips....  I heard that they stab a lot of men while they're asleep. confirm/deny? Not just while they're asleep. I remember seeing my boss' Filipino wife come after him with a butcher knife one afternoon. |
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How fucked am I? My lady is on the left. It was nice knowing you, buddy. Dibs on guns, ammo, optics, motor vehicles, house, life insurance, and girlfriend   
Seriously, take VERY careful note of the following. Watch and take note of how the mother treats her husband, and take note on how they view you. If the parents don't approve of you, and if you continue to date/ marry your GF, they WILL make your life a living hell. They will feed horrible things to you, your GF, and your kids, to try to break you two up. They will put a wedge between you and your GF/ kids, and it will be a living nightmare for all involved. Don't buy into that "Oh, I will choose you over my parents" crap. It won't work that way in the long run. If her parents don't like you, and she is too attached to her parents, eject. In the Filipino culture, when you marry a Filipina, you often marry her whole family. On the flip side of the coin, Filipinas are loving, dedicated, and the good ones will practically worship you as a husband, since conservative Filipino Culture has the Father as the Man and undoubted authority in the household. Just make sure that she is ready to dedicate herself to you instead of her parents before going forward in the relationship. I do not want to see "Should I eject from this Filipina?" thread from you in the future, knowing how things are first hand 
Either way, I wish you two the best of luck! 100% Filipino, by the way, got any more questions, feel free to ask me how much more you're fucked
ETA: IT IS ONE AM! SOMEONE CLOSE TEH LIGHTS 
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Careful, you WILL end up supporting them...... they have a different family structure....... she'll end up living with you and running your ass around.
My friend learned that the hard way LOL!! Poor Bastard!!!! Seriously, RUN!!!!! EJECT!!! Whatever!! Say you are sick but don't meet MAMA SAN!! |
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Quoted: The only thing happening here is me fearing for my life. Quoted: How fucked am I? My lady is on the left. It was nice knowing you, buddy. Dibs on guns, ammo, optics, motor vehicles, house, life insurance, and girlfriend Seriously, take VERY careful note of the following. Watch and take note of how the mother treats her husband, and take note on how they view you. If the parents don't approve of you, and if you continue to date/ marry your GF, they WILL make your life a living hell. They will feed horrible things to you, your GF, and your kids, to try to break you two up. They will put a wedge between you and your GF/ kids, and it will be a living nightmare for all involved. Don't buy into that "Oh, I will choose you over my parents" crap. It won't work that way in the long run. If her parents don't like you, eject. In the Filipino culture, when you marry a Filipina, you often marry her whole family. On the flip side of the coin, Filipinas are loving, dedicated, and the good ones will practically worship you as a husband, since conservative Filipino Culture has the Father as the Man and undoubted authority in the household. Just make sure that she is ready to dedicate herself to you instead of her parents before going forward in the relationship. I do not want to see "Should I eject from this Filipina" thread from you in the future, knowing how things are first hand Either way, I wish you two the best of luck! 100% Filipino, by the way, got any more questions, feel free to ask me how much more you're fucked |
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How fucked am I? My lady is on the left. It was nice knowing you, buddy. Dibs on guns, ammo, optics, motor vehicles, house, life insurance, and girlfriend
Seriously, take VERY careful note of the following. Watch and take note of how the mother treats her husband, and take note on how they view you. If the parents don't approve of you, and if you continue to date/ marry your GF, they WILL make your life a living hell. They will feed horrible things to you, your GF, and your kids, to try to break you two up. They will put a wedge between you and your GF/ kids, and it will be a living nightmare for all involved. Don't buy into that "Oh, I will choose you over my parents" crap. It won't work that way in the long run. If her parents don't like you, eject. In the Filipino culture, when you marry a Filipina, you often marry her whole family. On the flip side of the coin, Filipinas are loving, dedicated, and the good ones will practically worship you as a husband, since conservative Filipino Culture has the Father as the Man and undoubted authority in the household. Just make sure that she is ready to dedicate herself to you instead of her parents before going forward in the relationship. I do not want to see "Should I eject from this Filipina" thread from you in the future, knowing how things are first hand
Either way, I wish you two the best of luck! 100% Filipino, by the way, got any more questions, feel free to ask me how much more you're fucked
Well, its the moment of truth. How much do you make a year? If that is a factor somehow, eject. ETA: Quoted:
You're not "Fucked", you're "Pucked".      
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1: Yes, watch out for the "haircut." My ex-wife tried that while I was sleeping. I haven't seen her since.
2: Family structure IS different, and VERY committed. 3: I miss my mother-in-law greatly. I saw her on her birthday this last December 8 when she was on Wowowee on her 92nd birthday, and I cried. She was the closest thing I ever had to a real mother. Taught me to cook Filipino food, and made me gain 100 pounds in 6 years. That woman could COOK! 4: Good luck. |
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Quoted: 1: Yes, watch out for the "haircut." My ex-wife tried that while I was sleeping. I haven't seen her since. 2: Family structure IS different, and VERY committed. 3: I miss my mother-in-law greatly. I saw her on her birthday this last December 8 when she was on Wowowee on her 92nd birthday, and I cried. She was the closest thing I ever had to a real mother. Taught me to cook Filipino food, and made me gain 100 pounds in 6 years. That woman could COOK! 4: Good luck. I Remember that thread. |
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One more thing. Filipina mothers can smell fear. Do not fear her. Show confidence, but don't be arrogant. Put on your war face and show her whose boss!
And when you fuck it and fo, PLEASE come back and post what happened. We don't want you to end up like ShawnoftheDead and make us Filipinos look bad. We have a reputation to keep
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Quoted: One more thing. Filipina mothers can smell fear. Do not fear her. Show confidence, but don't be arrogant. Put on your war face and show her whose boss! Thats what I figured I'd do. But even at 6'2, 260lbs I have to admit I'm kinda scared. This woman is like 5'1, 90lbs. D:
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1: Yes, watch out for the "haircut." My ex-wife tried that while I was sleeping. I haven't seen her since. 2: Family structure IS different, and VERY committed. 3: I miss my mother-in-law greatly. I saw her on her birthday this last December 8 when she was on Wowowee on her 92nd birthday, and I cried. She was the closest thing I ever had to a real mother. Taught me to cook Filipino food, and made me gain 100 pounds in 6 years. That woman could COOK! 4: Good luck. There is a funny story behind this, I suspect.
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One more thing. Filipina mothers can smell fear. Do not fear her. Show confidence, but don't be arrogant. Put on your war face and show her whose boss! Thats what I figured I'd do. But even at 6'2, 260lbs I have to admit I'm kinda scared. This woman is like 5'1, 90lbs. D: Forget your GF. That mother is now the master of your life. She can make you happy, or make the rest of your life miserable. Your call, buddy
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I'm married to one and live down there part-time. Don't buy into anyone's stereotypes, have a good time, learn what you can about the family. Glad to hear a successful marriage with a Filipina that things worked out well for you  You see, DRhodes, its all about finding the right Filipina, not just any. If they are not as evil as the ones I described, fo and never look back 
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OH! Should I bring anything? I was also told that if she offers me ANY food, eat-all- of it. An offering to the beast Try bringing the mother flowers or some sort of gift that the GF approves of. That should put you in favorable light
And yes. Once you empty your plate, they'll make you empty it again. No matter if it seems weird to you, even if they feed you the lap dog you were petting five minutes ago, IT WAS GOOD AND YOU ARE A GREAT COOK MAMA. Also, are you a fit, slim, strong young man, I suppose? Lean mean green killing machine out of the most Elite unit in the US Military? Say good bye to all of that. It is impossible to loose any sort of weight or stay slim on a FIlipino diet. I have no clue how skinny Filipinas do it
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Quoted: I appreciate the pep talk!Quoted: Quoted: One more thing. Filipina mothers can smell fear. Do not fear her. Show confidence, but don't be arrogant. Put on your war face and show her whose boss! Thats what I figured I'd do. But even at 6'2, 260lbs I have to admit I'm kinda scared. This woman is like 5'1, 90lbs. D: Forget your GF. That mother is now the master of your life. She can make you happy, or make the rest of your life miserable. Your call, buddy Quoted: I'm married to one and live down there part-time. Don't buy into anyone's stereotypes, have a good time, learn what you can about the family. Glad to hear a successful marriage with a Filipina that things worked out well for you You see, DRhodes, its all about finding the right Filipina, not just any. If they are not as evil as the ones I described, fo and never look back However, if you don't hear from me in a few days..... .....You know. |
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One more thing. Filipina mothers can smell fear. Do not fear her. Show confidence, but don't be arrogant. Put on your war face and show her whose boss! Thats what I figured I'd do. But even at 6'2, 260lbs I have to admit I'm kinda scared. This woman is like 5'1, 90lbs. D: Forget your GF. That mother is now the master of your life. She can make you happy, or make the rest of your life miserable. Your call, buddy
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I'm married to one and live down there part-time. Don't buy into anyone's stereotypes, have a good time, learn what you can about the family. Glad to hear a successful marriage with a Filipina that things worked out well for you You see, DRhodes, its all about finding the right Filipina, not just any. If they are not as evil as the ones I described, fo and never look back However, if you don't hear from me in a few days..... .....You know.
We're in the same state, so I'll drive over to your house to gather the things I called dibs on
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I appreciate the pep talk!Quoted: Quoted: One more thing. Filipina mothers can smell fear. Do not fear her. Show confidence, but don't be arrogant. Put on your war face and show her whose boss! Thats what I figured I'd do. But even at 6'2, 260lbs I have to admit I'm kinda scared. This woman is like 5'1, 90lbs. D: Forget your GF. That mother is now the master of your life. She can make you happy, or make the rest of your life miserable. Your call, buddy Quoted: I'm married to one and live down there part-time. Don't buy into anyone's stereotypes, have a good time, learn what you can about the family. Glad to hear a successful marriage with a Filipina that things worked out well for you You see, DRhodes, its all about finding the right Filipina, not just any. If they are not as evil as the ones I described, fo and never look back However, if you don't hear from me in a few days..... .....You know. We're in the same state, so I'll drive over to your house to gather the things I called dibs on OH CHRIST, LMAO. Well, I'm in San Diego. I'll have my things ready at my door so it wont be too hard for you. How far are ya?
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Is she half white? I think I see hazel eyes?
And what is she doing hanging around a white chick? This is not a mail order chick, correct? She was born in the US and lives in the US? I wouldn't worry about anything. No matter what you say or do, if she is a traditional Filipino mom, it won't matter. They can be very materialistic. The only thing that matters is your income and station in life. |
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Quoted: Is she half white? I think I see hazel eyes? And what is she doing hanging around a white chick? This is not a mail order chick, correct? She was born in the US and lives in the US? I wouldn't worry about anything. No matter what you say or do, if she is a traditional Filipino mom, it won't matter. They can be very materialistic. The only thing that matters is your income and station in life. Full blooded filipino. Contact lenses. No idea, but she looks like Pam from the Office.
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One more thing. Filipina mothers can smell fear. Do not fear her. Show confidence, but don't be arrogant. Put on your war face and show her whose boss! Thats what I figured I'd do. But even at 6'2, 260lbs I have to admit I'm kinda scared. This woman is like 5'1, 90lbs. D: Forget your GF. That mother is now the master of your life. She can make you happy, or make the rest of your life miserable. Your call, buddy
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I'm married to one and live down there part-time. Don't buy into anyone's stereotypes, have a good time, learn what you can about the family. Glad to hear a successful marriage with a Filipina that things worked out well for you You see, DRhodes, its all about finding the right Filipina, not just any. If they are not as evil as the ones I described, fo and never look back However, if you don't hear from me in a few days..... .....You know.
We're in the same state, so I'll drive over to your house to gather the things I called dibs on OH CHRIST, LMAO. Well, I'm in San Diego. I'll have my things ready at my door so it wont be too hard for you. How far are ya? I live about two to three hours away from you. I wouldn't care if I had to hump that shit all the way back to my pad. Free guns, ammo, optics, and GFs are free guns, ammo, optics, and GFs. Also, dibs on the bloody bolo she uses to murder you |
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1: Yes, watch out for the "haircut." My ex-wife tried that while I was sleeping. I haven't seen her since. 2: Family structure IS different, and VERY committed. 3: I miss my mother-in-law greatly. I saw her on her birthday this last December 8 when she was on Wowowee on her 92nd birthday, and I cried. She was the closest thing I ever had to a real mother. Taught me to cook Filipino food, and made me gain 100 pounds in 6 years. That woman could COOK! 4: Good luck. I Remember that thread. The thread you may be remembering was when my Cambodian girlfriend tried to bite Lefty off back in 2008. My ex-wife's attempt did not do any damage, and took place in 2000. Yes, it was discussed on ARFCOM, but is not the stuff of legend like the actual damage that caused me to be unable to walk for several months, and have 4 surgeries. Luckily, everything works. My current girlfriend is a Filipina, but we have the South China Sea separating us, so I MAY be safe. 
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Quoted: How fucked am I? She's on the left. I forgot the question. |
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Is she half white? I think I see hazel eyes? And what is she doing hanging around a white chick? This is not a mail order chick, correct? She was born in the US and lives in the US? I wouldn't worry about anything. No matter what you say or do, if she is a traditional Filipino mom, it won't matter. They can be very materialistic. The only thing that matters is your income and station in life. Full blooded filipino.
Contact lenses. No idea, but she looks like Pam from the Office. GI bang-bang family tree? |
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Before I forget, ask your G/F's mutha for some baluts, yummmmmmmmmmmmmm Don't do that unless you want to eat an egg with the now dead baby chick still inside. It's supposed to be a delicacy, but I puked everything I'd eaten that day, got a fever and pee'd out of my ass for four days after I ate it. Yes, filipinas are very materialistic. If you marry her, you are marrying her entire family. I've never seen one where this wasn't the case. Part of the reason me and my ex fought so much was because I refused to support her entire 14 person family down to the three males of working age yet mysteriously quit working when I came on the scene. I'm biased though. She's my ex because she's a scandalous whore and I got tired of the bullshit. Hopefully it works out for you. |
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If they are not trying to bring family over from the home land, you're in good shape. My girl's mom is just ending that and it's a big burden off her folks. Thankfully, my gal never bought into that, so no worries for me. Yes, eat everything off the plate. And it will be refilled many times. And you'll be taking home leftovers. Right now after my gal's family cookout yesterday, I have a fridge full of pork chops, burgers, tuna, tilapia, noodles, and who knows what else (it never lasts long either way - freaking delicious). I'd say the largest source of trouble for us was splitting time with my family on holidays (which is a problem I think any couple has), but yes, she is very close with her family. I bring in a divorced family, so we have to split things among the three and put a lot of miles on the car. You'll have some, how should I put it, 'growing pains' with this, but we were able to work things out. Just an extra dose of patience and it's all good in the end. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Good luck! My first wife was Filipino...to this day I get convulsions when i see brown nips.... I heard that they stab a lot of men while they're asleep. confirm/deny? My mother in law assaulted me with a large carving knife without provocation. As I was completely unawares, I suspect that I would be dead right now if someone hadn't dragged me into a back room and locked the door. Not to be fooled again, I haven't visited in over eighteen years. Safe, due to thousands of miles of ocean. |
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Make sure you post some pics
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=142&t=1047759 |
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I know a guy who married a foreign born woman/naturalized citizen. Mom came from the old country, looked at him and said to the daughter: "&^%* ^% ) ()*&^^%^!!" Later my buddy asked "WTF was that about?" "Nothing" "Nothing my ass, what did she say?" "Bah, a white man, they only want to marry you so they can fuck a [insert ethnicity here] woman!" |
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Is she half white? I think I see hazel eyes? And what is she doing hanging around a white chick? This is not a mail order chick, correct? She was born in the US and lives in the US? I wouldn't worry about anything. No matter what you say or do, if she is a traditional Filipino mom, it won't matter. They can be very materialistic. The only thing that matters is your income and station in life. Full blooded filipino.
Contact lenses. No idea, but she looks like Pam from the Office. GI bang-bang family tree? LOL. and... can't be. |
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Good luck! My first wife was Filipino...to this day I get convulsions when i see brown nips.... I heard that they stab a lot of men while they're asleep. confirm/deny? My mother in law assaulted me with a large carving knife without provocation. As I was completely unawares, I suspect that I would be dead right now if someone hadn't dragged me into a back room and locked the door. Not to be fooled again, I haven't visited in over eighteen years. Safe, due to thousands of miles of ocean.   
Damn, what was that about? Did she ever approve of her daughter marrying you? If not, there's your problem. |
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Just be polite, bring some treats (pasalubong, SP?), and don't be a pansy. Oh, and show respect. A symbol of respect is to take her hand and put the back of it to your forehead. That would probably surprise the hell out of her.
Yes Filipinos/Filipinas like knives. In the USA we shoot. In the Philippines they cut. Just don't ever cheat on her and you should be good to go. |
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Just be polite, bring some treats (pasalubong, SP?), and don't be a pansy. Oh, and show respect. A symbol of respect is to take her hand and put the back of it to your forehead. That would probably surprise the hell out of her. Yes Filipinos/Filipinas like knives. In the USA we shoot. In the Philippines they cut. Just don't ever cheat on her and you should be good to go. I thought that was only for your elders. |
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Just be polite, bring some treats (pasalubong, SP?), and don't be a pansy. Oh, and show respect. A symbol of respect is to take her hand and put the back of it to your forehead. That would probably surprise the hell out of her. Yes Filipinos/Filipinas like knives. In the USA we shoot. In the Philippines they cut. Just don't ever cheat on her and you should be good to go. I thought that was only for your elders. Parents qualify as elders as far as I'm concerned. |