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Posted: 6/17/2014 10:59:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 11:16:21 AM EST
Eh, they already have a back pack thing that doesn't trap your feet in one position.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 11:25:07 AM EST
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Originally Posted By hero2three:
Eh, they already have a back pack thing that doesn't trap your feet in one position.
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Yeah but this is pretty cool too.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 11:28:44 AM EST
Peace amongst yourselves! I have stored up treasure on earth which is ripe for your plunder.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 11:36:05 AM EST
“If this is not the way you imagined a hoverboard would work, that’s OK. It might be time to accept that the future may be better than we first imagined it,” CNET reported.



No. I pictured a hoverboard that......hovers....not something that's attached to a damned jet-ski, giving me a whopping 60 feet of distance for water activities.
And there's another problem! The hoverboard I imagined isn't constrained to water activities only! That's not better! What about zoomin' around the hop and chasing nerds down by the quad?
Come on science fags! Do some science and stop changing my minds goalposts!









Link Posted: 6/17/2014 11:39:42 AM EST
Those jet boots look amazing, too!
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 11:40:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TexasOutdoorsman:
“If this is not the way you imagined a hoverboard would work, that’s OK. It might be time to accept that the future may be better than we first imagined it,” CNET reported.



No. I pictured a hoverboard that......hovers....not something that's attached to a damned jet-ski, giving me a whopping 60 feet of distance for water activities.
And there's another problem! The hoverboard I imagined isn't constrained to water activities only! That's not better! What about zoomin' around the hop and chasing nerds down by the quad?
Come on science fags! Do some science and stop changing my minds goalposts!
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Wait your turn! I need to get my flying car first.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 11:41:36 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TexasOutdoorsman:
"If this is not the way you imagined a hoverboard would work, that’s OK. It might be time to accept that the future may be better than we first imagined it,” CNET reported.



No. I pictured a hoverboard that......hovers....not something that's attached to a damned jet-ski, giving me a whopping 60 feet of distance for water activities.
And there's another problem! The hoverboard I imagined isn't constrained to water activities only! That's not better! What about zoomin' around the hop and chasing nerds down by the quad?
Come on science fags! Do some science and stop changing my minds goalposts!

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Agreed completely. In other words, "we used the word Hoverboard, just to suck you in. Despite 2015 being right around the corner, nothing in this toy actually resembles a functional movie prop."
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 11:42:21 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TexasOutdoorsman:
“If this is not the way you imagined a hoverboard would work, that’s OK. It might be time to accept that the future may be better than we first imagined it,” CNET reported.



No. I pictured a hoverboard that......hovers....not something that's attached to a damned jet-ski, giving me a whopping 60 feet of distance for water activities.
And there's another problem! The hoverboard I imagined isn't constrained to water activities only! That's not better! What about zoomin' around the hop and chasing nerds down by the quad?
Come on science fags! Do some science and stop changing my minds goalposts!









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You don't want to ride the hose?
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 11:45:00 AM EST
Not a "Hover" board!!!!
Glorified jet-ski/skateboard bastard child
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 11:55:11 AM EST
A company just around the corner from me makes the bikes ones-


...and submarine-esque speedboat things-
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 12:01:44 PM EST
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You don't want to ride the hose?
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By TexasOutdoorsman:
“If this is not the way you imagined a hoverboard would work, that’s OK. It might be time to accept that the future may be better than we first imagined it,” CNET reported.



No. I pictured a hoverboard that......hovers....not something that's attached to a damned jet-ski, giving me a whopping 60 feet of distance for water activities.
And there's another problem! The hoverboard I imagined isn't constrained to water activities only! That's not better! What about zoomin' around the hop and chasing nerds down by the quad?
Come on science fags! Do some science and stop changing my minds goalposts!














You don't want to ride the hose?



you know, I'm comfortable and secure.....but, no.
Link Posted: 6/17/2014 12:14:14 PM EST
Several of the foot jet things on the Tenn River this weekend. Oh to be young again, they look like a blast!
Link Posted: 6/18/2014 6:13:46 AM EST
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Originally Posted By dtux:
A company just around the corner from me makes the bikes ones-
http://enpundit.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jetovator-enpundit-1.jpeg

...and submarine-esque speedboat things-
http://www.takuriver.com/images/seabreacher3.jpg

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It looks like that landing may be painful.
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