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Posted: 6/17/2014 12:16:21 PM EDT
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Eh, they already have a back pack thing that doesn't trap your feet in one position.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 12:25:07 PM EDT
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Eh, they already have a back pack thing that doesn't trap your feet in one position. Yeah but this is pretty cool too. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 12:28:44 PM EDT
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Peace amongst yourselves! I have stored up treasure on earth which is ripe for your plunder.
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Posted: 6/17/2014 12:36:05 PM EDT
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“If this is not the way you imagined a hoverboard would work, that’s OK. It might be time to accept that the future may be better than we first imagined it,” CNET reported.
No. I pictured a hoverboard that......hovers....not something that's attached to a damned jet-ski, giving me a whopping 60 feet of distance for water activities. And there's another problem! The hoverboard I imagined isn't constrained to water activities only! That's not better! What about zoomin' around the hop and chasing nerds down by the quad? Come on science fags! Do some science and stop changing my minds goalposts! 
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Posted: 6/17/2014 12:39:42 PM EDT
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Those jet boots look amazing, too!
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Posted: 6/17/2014 12:40:47 PM EDT
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“If this is not the way you imagined a hoverboard would work, that’s OK. It might be time to accept that the future may be better than we first imagined it,” CNET reported. No. I pictured a hoverboard that......hovers....not something that's attached to a damned jet-ski, giving me a whopping 60 feet of distance for water activities. And there's another problem! The hoverboard I imagined isn't constrained to water activities only! That's not better! What about zoomin' around the hop and chasing nerds down by the quad? Come on science fags! Do some science and stop changing my minds goalposts! Wait your turn! I need to get my flying car first. |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 12:41:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "If this is not the way you imagined a hoverboard would work, that’s OK. It might be time to accept that the future may be better than we first imagined it,” CNET reported. No. I pictured a hoverboard that......hovers....not something that's attached to a damned jet-ski, giving me a whopping 60 feet of distance for water activities. And there's another problem! The hoverboard I imagined isn't constrained to water activities only! That's not better! What about zoomin' around the hop and chasing nerds down by the quad? Come on science fags! Do some science and stop changing my minds goalposts! Agreed completely. In other words, "we used the word Hoverboard, just to suck you in. Despite 2015 being right around the corner, nothing in this toy actually resembles a functional movie prop." |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 12:42:21 PM EDT
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“If this is not the way you imagined a hoverboard would work, that’s OK. It might be time to accept that the future may be better than we first imagined it,” CNET reported. No. I pictured a hoverboard that......hovers....not something that's attached to a damned jet-ski, giving me a whopping 60 feet of distance for water activities. And there's another problem! The hoverboard I imagined isn't constrained to water activities only! That's not better! What about zoomin' around the hop and chasing nerds down by the quad? Come on science fags! Do some science and stop changing my minds goalposts! 
You don't want to ride the hose?
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Posted: 6/17/2014 12:45:00 PM EDT
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Not a "Hover" board!!!!
Glorified jet-ski/skateboard bastard child |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 12:55:11 PM EDT
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A company just around the corner from me makes the bikes ones-
 ...and submarine-esque speedboat things-  |
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Posted: 6/17/2014 1:01:44 PM EDT
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You don't want to ride the hose? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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“If this is not the way you imagined a hoverboard would work, that’s OK. It might be time to accept that the future may be better than we first imagined it,” CNET reported. No. I pictured a hoverboard that......hovers....not something that's attached to a damned jet-ski, giving me a whopping 60 feet of distance for water activities. And there's another problem! The hoverboard I imagined isn't constrained to water activities only! That's not better! What about zoomin' around the hop and chasing nerds down by the quad? Come on science fags! Do some science and stop changing my minds goalposts!
You don't want to ride the hose? you know, I'm comfortable and secure.....but, no. 
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Posted: 6/17/2014 1:14:14 PM EDT
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Several of the foot jet things on the Tenn River this weekend. Oh to be young again, they look like a blast!
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Posted: 6/18/2014 7:13:46 AM EDT
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A company just around the corner from me makes the bikes ones- http://enpundit.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jetovator-enpundit-1.jpeg ...and submarine-esque speedboat things- http://www.takuriver.com/images/seabreacher3.jpg
It looks like that landing may be painful. |
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