Posted: 12/28/2002 10:27:16 PM EDT
'The Lee Harvey Oswald Memorial Highpower Match'
Restricted to obselete scoped bolt action rifles.
must fire 3 shots in 6 seconds, score 2 hits, one of which must be a head shot to win.
beat that for tastelessness.
Bad Taste is Timeless!!!!
The "Can You Make a Vegetable Invitational"
You have to use a .22 revolver, with non-detonating "explosive" ammo. Extra points for hitting a press secretary in the head.....
The Michaels Crafts Store Highpower Match...
Must shoot from the back of a Chevy.
Extra points if you're a black, gay, teenage Muslim, or if you bring one along.
Evil assault rifle required.
Originally Posted By Jetlag: