nvm

Post count, I guess...

Damn, wonder what we missed

In.

Make sure your sexual partners are tested too.

BTDT...

+1

Fucking place setting people its not that hard. You at least have your pistol and longgun in ruffly the correct positions but wrong orientation muzzle away from you grip out as you would set it down naturally long gun should be trigger out, reload should be at 9oclock bullet tips up. You at least included a stapler. Besides this your presentation is sloppy your side dish is lazy and you had to pollute a nice burger with shit iceberg lettuce


Oh sure then you go ahead and bitch out on posting your first dinner pic

I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul

It was a din din pic, but he chickened out.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

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