Insane people control reality, and we own your perceptions.  Siddown, shuddup, and hang on tight, because this is one wild ride through your psyche.  You will be completely unaware of the line between sanity and insanity, because it simply won't matter anymore, and you will be too busy trying to resist the urge to just let it all out.  This is the place where the fear in your mind and the real world monsters slide together like one huge demented jigsaw puzzle, that never looks the same from one second to the next.  Yes, you belong to us now, and, if you look deep inside yourself, you will realize that you always have.
On the other hand, if you are not McUzi, welcome to the site.  Goatboy will be your Flight Attendant today.  The flight time will be 3 hours and 15 minutes, and we will be taking off in 19 minutes.  The weather at cruising altitude will be a balmy 75 degrees and sunny.  This is a nonsmoking flight, so we do request that you refrain from lighting up. We do have all the amenities that would be available on the ground.  Alcohol is served on this flight.  We hope you enjoy your time with us today.  Thank you for flying AR15.com Airways.

Hi my name is Landon but you can call me Paul [:D]

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