[ARCHIVED THREAD] - never mind (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 7/15/2008 8:06:24 PM EDT
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I never saw them as comparable really. One was a movie based on 6 stories the other was a television sitcom with 22 minute installments with a few movie spin offs. I don't think a star wars television show would have much success. Just some ramblings from someone that hasn't thought about it much to be really accurate. |
Solo wins because he shoots first. Of course later, once the commie federation of emasculated planets falls things will change as to the history. The historical archives recovered and remastered will clearly show Picard tried to quickdraw a diplomatic pouch full of Interstellar Avon products to attempt a sale with Solo. In the midst of making the claim that he knows *just* the right color lipstick to wear with a dress when company comes over, Solo blasts him out of both self defense and pity. |
Wrong.....Kirk would kick Han and Pacard's ass, then in AR-15.com fashion, fuck both babes.  
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Which Star Wars, the first 3 (IV-VI) or the newer crap? IMHO, Episodes I-III were some of the worst movies made. They took one of the greatest movie villians of all time and turned him into a whiny brat. And do you count ROTJ as quality? The sappy dialogue and the Ewoks ruined that one. Take away Leia in the metal bikini, and there ain't much good stuff left. |
Ya know I could see that.. But honestly neither Kirk nor Han needed the other to kick Picard's ass. |
Tough call. One got put to sleep, the other was destroyed because someone left a vent open. |
HAN SHOOTS FIRST!!!!!  (okay I just revealed myself as a big dork for getting the joke...oh well) |
dude, you must.... blasters vs phasers vs disruptors would be great.... even though we know the lightsaber would win hands down |
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Star Wars Nobody ever used sights. One trained man using a rifle, fires 3 rounds, and Luke, the Princess, and Han all die; end of story. Why did clone army wear white armor when it didn't do any good? They had all those robots, but no miniature self-guided munitions or robot aided aiming systems. If Jedi were so tuned to the force, why didn't they detect disturbances in the force before they were all killed? A Jedi (don't remember name) and Darth Vader fight on a block floating in a lava flow. They would need every bit of the force they could get just to keep from burning to death. Why bother with giant walking machines when anti-grav is readily available? Marketing? Star Trek was corny. |
You're about to get schooled. heh
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I dig Klingons... if there's ever another Trek series it has to be all about Klingons. DS9 was the best trek, it had the most Klingons. Star wars had no Klingons at all. No, I do not dress up as a Klingon nor do I attend Trek conventions. Yes, I do want a Batleth of my very own. |
| The biggest thing I disliked about Star Trek was the hand to hand combat techniques apparently taught to all Federation cadets. WTF is with the two handed hammer smash? C'mon. It's the year 20 billion and 10. Teach your people some moves already. You have a holodeck for pete's sake. |
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The only good thing about either franchise was when Han shot first. Star Wars: For geeks who confuse sci-fi with sci-fantasy. Star Trek: For ghey, sissy pacifists who revel in technobabble BSG (the new series): For tough guys that secretly love drama and soap operas. Seriously, did Alastair Reynolds write these scripts? Farscape: For those who love muppets. Stargate: Nothing original except for the stupid gate. |
