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Posted: 6/15/2001 6:39:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: Great, I can see the news report now. "Unemployed wacko gun owner tries to blow up titty bar." Police also report finding a cache of survival food(spicy Spam) and and assault grille(Thanks George Foreman). Lordtrader or LT to his friends was said to be a quiet fellow by his neighbors. Mrs. Ann Wilson said "He was a quiet boy, really nice fellow. He helped me carry my groceries in yesterday." Prosecutors will be seeking the death penalty for the possesion of large quantities of Spam with intent to deliver. Back to George in the studio..... [}:D] I managed to post bail. Now if only I could raise the cash to get my CAR15, George Foreman grill, and Spam out of impound I would be a happy camper. It wasn't a tittie bar its was a Gentlemans Club. And it wasn't the death penalty, it was only community service. Cause it was the post ban Hot and Spicy Spam. Kinda works out cause I'm unemployed. Damn media always like's to sensasionalize things. |
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Posted: 6/15/2001 6:44:05 PM EDT
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Great to hear you made bail. I hope you made nice with your "roomy" while you were incarcerated.
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Posted: 6/15/2001 6:55:34 PM EDT
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I was too much of a danger, so I was put in solitary. I had just consumed said Spam and had some odorific eminations on the way in. I believe they considering wether or not they can charge me with assaulting the police officers with said odorific eminations during the ride over. So far no hard evidence yet. The officers are recovering nicely at Baylor Medical Hospital. My thought and prayers are with them. I did not mean to do it.
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Posted: 6/16/2001 3:26:06 AM EDT
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You mean you had a AD? ......LOL
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