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Posted: 10/15/2004 10:35:37 AM EDT
Most are very very insecure about everything, compliments can be good but can be taking the wrong way if your like "Hey, you look really good"
College girl did a little presentation at work and I told her what a good job she did and how she is really good at presenting. Man I think that scored me some big points, cause we struct up a big conversation. Oh well too bad It was at work and I have a gf. 
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Posted: 10/15/2004 10:41:43 AM EDT
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soul rending harridans all of them. err... uh... wrong thread
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Posted: 10/15/2004 10:44:56 AM EDT
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I had a good one yesterday, she stars asking me do these pants, and I cut her off at that and said, if I tell you what I think you'll just say I'm being nice or some other similar comment. And if I answer any other way, yer going to get mad at me. So it's a lose, lose situation for me, so I'm not saying nothing, other than I really don't care what yer wearing because no matter what, it always looks better on the floor.  But I got a good laugh out of her, but she still smacked me, my ass though, not accross the face as she called me a smartass. Some guys never learn to aviod those questions, some do. |
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Posted: 10/15/2004 10:50:12 AM EDT
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Yeah Whats up with those stupid questions, if you say yes you get the Oh your just saying that and if you say No damn you are in for a shit storm of a lifetime. NO PIE!!! |
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Posted: 10/15/2004 10:57:53 AM EDT
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Yup and they always start with do these (insert artical of clothing here) I've gotten rather good at coming up with non standard, and non two or three letter word answers. Once back in college I answered the do these pants make my ass look fat question with, I couldn't honestly tell you without seeing yer ass out of those pants. That ended up being one fun night. 
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Posted: 10/15/2004 11:07:17 AM EDT
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"Do these pants make me look fat?"
"No- it's the fat that makes you look fat!" |
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Posted: 10/15/2004 11:09:57 AM EDT
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I saw a commercial the other day where a wife asked her husband if she looked fat in some pant or some such.
He said, "You bet!" I think it was an ad for life insurance. 
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Posted: 10/15/2004 11:15:56 AM EDT
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Who is Al Bundy? |
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Posted: 10/15/2004 2:04:30 PM EDT
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Thats a great commercial! |
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Posted: 10/15/2004 2:11:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/15/2004 2:12:10 PM EDT
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Ya I know. Some girls wanted to come with us guys to go hiking up a mountain and only one girl could keep up with us guys the whole way(she even outlasted some guys), and I said as nice and meaningful as I could "Your pretty tough for a girl" and she went off on me and called me a male chauvinist pig. 
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Posted: 10/15/2004 2:30:57 PM EDT
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I've been called the same more than my fair share of times after making an unfortunate comment without thinking. My normal response is to fold my arms and crinkle my brow in thought for a moment. Then as if something has dawned on me exlcaim, "Yup! Sure am!" Either the poor woman's head will explode or they'll be stunned into silence. 
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Posted: 10/15/2004 2:40:55 PM EDT
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You must be really young or a slow learner
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Posted: 10/16/2004 3:44:41 PM EDT
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well yeah I am pretty dumb, especially around those perty little wimmins. I never would amagine how self conscious a really hot woman would be, its like damn your amazing, and they think they are fat, ugly stupid.
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Posted: 10/16/2004 4:30:18 PM EDT
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(From Sally Forth)
Ted, sensing a trick, decides to remain silent. (When women ask you these trick questions, such as "Does this make me look fat?" or "What do you think, the green one or the blue one?", your best bet is to STFU.) |
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Posted: 10/16/2004 5:10:43 PM EDT
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Every post here is pretty true about most women. Just thank God women never have to say "You're HUGE", "Best I ever Had!!", "It wasn't that quick" or "I love bald men".
 
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Posted: 10/17/2004 4:20:29 AM EDT
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No....It's always the right thread for that. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 4:43:53 AM EDT
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Me: "Hi there, what's your name?"
Karen: "Karen...what's yours?" Me: "Steve." Me: "Soooo...whatcha doing tonight, Karen?" Karen: "I'm not gonna sleep with you." Me: "Whoa there...what gave you the idea I wanted to sleep with you?" Karen: "Well...why NOT...what's wrong with me???" Like I said...INSECURITY...  |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 6:10:20 AM EDT
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It's because you qualified your compliment with "for a girl." You said yourself that she outlasted some of the guys.... so, really, she's pretty tough PERIOD. |
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Posted: 10/17/2004 6:22:19 AM EDT
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She's in a dress. She's smuggling M & M's big time, and no she does not look fat in the dress. She looks Phat!
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Posted: 10/17/2004 6:29:03 AM EDT
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me: hello.
some woman: aaaaaaaaaugh! get away from me!!! me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!!! stop stapping me in the eyes!!! |
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