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Posted: 2/28/2006 12:33:03 AM EDT
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:34:31 AM EDT
Dont know if I should laugh or yell ibtl.... Hmmmmmm


Was kinda funny though.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:36:15 AM EDT
Thats funny
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:36:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 12:37:23 AM EDT by AROKIE]

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Dont know if I should laugh or yell ibtl.... Hmmmmmm


Was kinda funny though.



really should i delete it?? i got it off of ebauamsworld.com
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:38:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AROKIE:

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
Dont know if I should laugh or yell ibtl.... Hmmmmmm


Was kinda funny though.



really should i delete it?? i got it off of ebauamsworld.com



I dont want you to..... But who knows anymore around here.



OK, it was funny.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:40:02 AM EDT
I dont think it should be deleted.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:40:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:43:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:02:05 AM EDT
Something similar actually happened in England some time ago.

Wife disappeared, the police thought that the husband was suspicious because the neighbours saw him digging in the garden.
The police came and dug up the whole garden but found nothing.

It turned out that the wife was fed up and decided to take a short holiday from everything.

The standing joke was 'If you want your garden dug, get your wife to take a holiday'
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:06:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:07:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:



thats too bad, you need to get a sense of humor
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:09:50 AM EDT
Made me >>>
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:13:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:15:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AROKIE:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:



thats too bad, you need to get a sense of humor



You know...

Maybe I just didn't get it.

Let me open another beer and try again.

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:16:10 AM EDT
IBTL!

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In Before The LAUGHS .........
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:36:09 AM EDT
I like it.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:39:36 AM EDT
Two muslim women were shopping one day when one of them picked up two large potatoes and was looking at them.

She said these potatoes remind me of my husbands balls.

Wow, said the other one, they are that big?

No, they are that dirty.

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:41:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Two muslim women were shopping one day when one of them picked up two large potatoes and was looking at them.

She said these potatoes remind me of my husbands balls.

Wow, said the other one, they are that big?

No, they are that dirty.









Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:43:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Two muslim women were shopping one day when one of them picked up two large potatoes and was looking at them.

She said these potatoes remind me of my husbands balls.

Wow, said the other one, they are that big?

No, they are that dirty.




lol that is funny
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:44:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 2:54:50 AM EDT
What do Hockey players and Muslim womenz have in common?

--They both go three periods between showers.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 3:20:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 3:20:33 AM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
try the veal
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