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Posted: 2/2/2011 6:47:06 AM EDT
It is sooo cold in Texas:


hookers down town are charging $20 just to blow on your hands

I actually saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets

inmates in prison are actually asking for the electric chair
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 6:48:30 AM EDT
You didn't give us time to ask

"HOW COLD IS IT?!"
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 6:49:01 AM EDT
I didn't raf.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 6:49:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By savageoneseven:
You didn't give us time to ask

"HOW COLD IS IT?!"

There is no time for a comedic pause in GD
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 6:51:26 AM EDT
-41 last night, without the windchill. I remembered an episode of Mr. Wizard. I went and microwaved a cup of water. Walked outside with another deputy and threw it into the air. It flashed into ice and snow. Cool!
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 6:52:52 AM EDT
its 52 here, sun shining go figure
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 6:53:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Depidy_Dawg:
-41 last night, without the windchill. I remembered an episode of Mr. Wizard. I went and microwaved a cup of water. Walked outside with another deputy and threw it into the air. It flashed into ice and snow. Cool!



I never worked any of the Northern Tier bases and you just demonstrated why I don't think I missed anything.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 6:54:00 AM EDT
Started at -5 here in Amarillo this morn. 'Tis a tad chilly.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 6:54:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/2/2011 6:55:03 AM EDT by Gregory_K]
you Texans are soft.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:02:55 AM EDT
warmed up to -16 now..wind chills in the -40 to -50.....
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:04:10 AM EDT
I'm not seeing a problem here. LaRue still havin' his Monthly Contest, so Hell has not frozen over. FL is GTG at 66F.














You could move to LA, in CA that is.
















Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:06:56 AM EDT
i pulled my truck out of the garage and couldn't get it back in, it just kept sliding out.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:35:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Gregory_K:
you Texans are soft.


come brand cattle with me in August
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:40:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By douglasmorris99:
Originally Posted By Gregory_K:
you Texans are soft.


come brand cattle with me in August


Or bale hay! ...................that's a whole lot of no fun!
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:42:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Gregory_K:
you Texans are soft.


you should come do yard work with me when it's 104 degrees.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:44:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LightningII:
Originally Posted By Gregory_K:
you Texans are soft.


you should come do yard work with me when it's 104 degrees.

A couple years back I was doing three a days with highs above 110. That sucked dick.

We bitch about the cold but at least we don't fucking die when there is a "heat wave". I used quotation marks because a "heat wave" for New England is in the 90s and people literally die.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:44:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LightningII:
Originally Posted By Gregory_K:
you Texans are soft.


you should come do yard work with me when it's 104 degrees.


Wahh, wahh, wahh.

104 is much closer to the bodies core temp of 98.6, only 5 degress away.

-5 degrees is is over 100 degrees difference.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:44:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheGunny:
Originally Posted By douglasmorris99:
Originally Posted By Gregory_K:
you Texans are soft.


come brand cattle with me in August


Or bale hay! ...................that's a whole lot of no fun!


Just reading that made me wanna go outside in my undies right now and try to soak up as much cold as I can to save for summer.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:49:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Raizo_Sekai:
i pulled my truck out of the garage and couldn't get it back in, it just kept sliding out.



You should lock the hubs.

Oh. Wait.


Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:51:42 AM EDT
Austin Energy cocksuckers are doing rolling blackouts to conserve energy. I was late for work.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:52:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheGunny:
Originally Posted By douglasmorris99:
Originally Posted By Gregory_K:
you Texans are soft.


come brand cattle with me in August


Or bale hay! ...................that's a whole lot of no fun!




I've done that. Even hung tobacco on the top rail in the barn. The rails being nothing more than tree branches. Just me, the sweat and the wasps.
Link Posted: 2/2/2011 7:53:31 AM EDT
^^^ hahaha ^^ save some for summer time, that got a laugh out of me.

Hate this snow... 2" of snow here is worse than 3 feet of snow for people that are used to it; I'm scared to leave the house because even though I am capable of driving and have a truck thats more than capable, some dipshit will still manage to skid out of control and hit the truck.

I'll take the 110*+ summer weather over this crap any day of the year. The only time I ever want to see snow is when I drive to another state to go snowboarding
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