i hate mustang owners in general, but wow, why do fox body owners exist?

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Posted: 1/20/2017 8:00:24 PM EDT

it's like the microcosm of the community which is the absolute fucking worst

your late 80s-90s antiquated shitbox that you got in high school and refused to give up well into adulthood is GARBAGE

you can drop whatever into it, get boosted, make it as fast as possible - it will never negate the fact that you're driving something that looks like a cobbled series of cardboard boxes

people laugh at you when you're not looking when you take these to cars and coffee

if you have a fox body, please keep it at the track. these relics of today have somehow managed to avoid light poles and other cars throughout their life, so they deserve a long retirement in the safety of your garage. consider driving them during dark hours so that nobody has to see them.

fuck i hate these cars

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:03:35 PM EDT

[#1]

It must suck to go through life as sensitive as you are. How do you manage? But don't worry, there's a safe space somewhere for you whenever you get triggered and your feelz are hurt by having to see a car you don't like.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:03:55 PM EDT

[#2]

Somebody with a fox body traumatized you as a kid?

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:05:39 PM EDT

[#3]

Are you gay?

Not a damn thing wrong with Fox body Mustang.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:05:41 PM EDT

[#4]

Show me on the doll where the fox body touched you

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:05:47 PM EDT

[#5]

Show me on the doll where the Fox body owner scared you .

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:06:15 PM EDT

[#6]

Gonna get a Fox convertible one of these days.
Hate on, OP!

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:06:29 PM EDT

[#7]

Loved tenderly by an LX coupe back in the day?

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:07:00 PM EDT

[#8]

OP is a Prius owner.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:07:04 PM EDT

[#9]

I dont give a fuck what OP thinks!

-Dave

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:07:15 PM EDT

[#10]

I bought my first Mustang at 36. Bought the other two before I turned 39.

I could have bought a Corvette but then I am not retired and I actually like to drive my cars hard.

Atleast they are not Miatas.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:07:20 PM EDT

[#11]

OP drives a Prius

Edit: damn it, beat by 0:20

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:07:38 PM EDT

[#12]

Do you have some sand in your pussy op?

Because you seem like a real vag today.

Don't worry. You seem like a whiney elitist bitch. I hate you too.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:08:00 PM EDT

[#13]

ahhhhh aren't you special.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:08:03 PM EDT

[#14]

Low energy OP. Sad.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:08:09 PM EDT

[#15]

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It must suck to go through life as sensitive as you are. How do you manage? But don't worry, there's a safe space somewhere for you whenever you get triggered and your feelz are hurt by having to see a car you don't like.

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Indeed. I will have you know that the Fox Body is the best Mustang good sir. If you can not deal with that, you can go retire with Obama, because that is where you belong - with a commie piece of dog poo.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:08:17 PM EDT

[#16]

The fox body Mustang reinvented the muscle car era. While not technically a muscle car, it started the process of getting smog motor cars back into the game. I was a multiple fox body owner, but now don't own any.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:08:17 PM EDT

[#17]

Is OP a light pole or possibly a curb?

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:09:05 PM EDT

[#18]

OP is ghey.

Former 5.0 5 speed LX hatchback owner. Car was great in it's day.

ETA: I recall it was $16K new out the door for a torqey small block V8 5 speed manual with tractionlock rear end.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:09:41 PM EDT

[#19]

Stop liking what i don't like.jpg

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:10:19 PM EDT

[#20]

Fox Bodies are fuckin awesome.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:11:42 PM EDT

[#21]

The Fox body is my favorite mustang body design. I'd love to have one with a 351Windsor.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:12:47 PM EDT

[#22]

OP was molested by a man with a 5 inch wee wee...

He called it his "five-o"

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:12:50 PM EDT

[#23]

Jeebus... yeah, fox bodies are kind of ugly, but they're hard to beat if you want a really fast car cheap. Nothing wrong with that IMO.

I like the new Mustangs. I think they look really good, and quality seems to be way up. Older, slower Mustangs are meh, but the same can be said for Camaros/Firebirds.

I never saw a particularly good reason to hate Mustang owners in general, although like with a lot of cars (coughBMWcough), there are some owners who are douchebags.

I think you could probably find a whole bunch of groups of people who are more deserving of your hatred... and I suspect you've started celebrating the inauguration.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:12:53 PM EDT

[#24]

FPNI

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:13:20 PM EDT

[#25]

Here OP. This should make your vag even more sandy.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:14:23 PM EDT

[#26]

I had one of these back in the day, man I loved that car.

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Posted: 1/20/2017 8:18:07 PM EDT

[#27]

Shortly after I turned 21 I bought a '91 GT 5.0 5 speed. Emerald green with titanium grey. I'd love to buy another if I found the right one.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:18:22 PM EDT

[#28]

Did widdle Timmy get beat by one in his pos 305ci camaro? Must suck to be a loser

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:19:38 PM EDT

[#29]

Same as the one I had. Loved it.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:19:42 PM EDT

[#30]

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Posted: 1/20/2017 8:19:55 PM EDT

[#31]

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Did widdle Timmy get beat by one in his pos 305ci camaro? Must suck to be a loser

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I thought op had either a Prius or a Miata.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:20:20 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
it's like the microcosm of the community which is the absolute fucking worst

your late 80s-90s antiquated shitbox that you got in high school and refused to give up well into adulthood is GARBAGE

you can drop whatever into it, get boosted, make it as fast as possible - it will never negate the fact that you're driving something that looks like a cobbled series of cardboard boxes

people laugh at you when you're not looking when you take these to cars and coffee

if you have a fox body, please keep it at the track. these relics of today have somehow managed to avoid light poles and other cars throughout their life, so they deserve a long retirement in the safety of your garage. consider driving them during dark hours so that nobody has to see them.

fuck i hate these cars

http://roa.h-cdn.co/assets/16/27/980x490/landscape-1467812927-shoppingwithcolinmustanglede.jpg

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Posted: 1/20/2017 8:20:23 PM EDT

[#33]

I had an '89 LX hatchback w/5.0 and 5-speed. I bought it from an airline pilot that had taken good care of it. I drove it for a couple of years, then bought a '92 Corvette roadster. The Corvette was head and shoulders above the Mustang in quality and performance but we're talking a $4K Mustang vs a $20K Corvette. Bang for the buck; the Mustang was a good value and I still think they are cool cars. OP can go suck a tailpipe.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:22:51 PM EDT

[#34]

OP and his iroc must have gotten smoked by a few 5.0s back in the day

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:23:32 PM EDT

[#35]

So, how many times did the big bad Fox stomp your mulletwagon IROC on the streets?

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:24:04 PM EDT

[#36]

Lame ass cars, though the gm cars aren't any better. That was a dark time in car history.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:24:46 PM EDT

[#37]

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I had an '89 LX hatchback w/5.0 and 5-speed. I bought it from an airline pilot that had taken good care of it. I drove it for a couple of years, then bought a '92 Corvette roadster. The Corvette was head and shoulders above the Mustang in quality and performance but we're talking a $4K Mustang vs a $20K Corvette. Bang for the buck; the Mustang was a good value and I still think they are cool cars. OP can go suck a tailpipe.

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I have driven a few corvettes. Wierdly, I like them a lot, but i like their highway manners. They are as good cruising the highway as they are at being fast. I like my Mustangs because they are cheap to build and will make a large majority of the aforementioned Corvette owners cry when I blow their doors off on the highway and the track.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:25:00 PM EDT

[#38]

I love my foxbody, op is jealous because he drives a Prius

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:25:32 PM EDT

[#39]

They are stupid fast with a turbo charged 5.3 iron block LS from a truck.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:26:07 PM EDT

[#40]

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:26:53 PM EDT

[#41]

Nope, I still want an LX 5.0

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:26:55 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
it's like the microcosm of the community which is the absolute fucking worst

your late 80s-90s antiquated shitbox that you got in high school and refused to give up well into adulthood is GARBAGE

you can drop whatever into it, get boosted, make it as fast as possible - it will never negate the fact that you're driving something that looks like a cobbled series of cardboard boxes

people laugh at you when you're not looking when you take these to cars and coffee

if you have a fox body, please keep it at the track. these relics of today have somehow managed to avoid light poles and other cars throughout their life, so they deserve a long retirement in the safety of your garage. consider driving them during dark hours so that nobody has to see them.

fuck i hate these cars

http://roa.h-cdn.co/assets/16/27/980x490/landscape-1467812927-shoppingwithcolinmustanglede.jpg

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Go get fucked OP, mine cost me $150 8 years ago, I had to put an alternator, an ignition switch and a fuel pump in it to get it going, then one clutch cable since. Its gone just shy of 100K in those 8 years and typically gets 27 -28 MPG, with a all time best of 31. This lil turd is going to be on the road forever......

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:27:12 PM EDT

[#43]

Hands down the Fox body is the most capable factory chassis ever. You can stick a blown hemi in the thing with stock rear suspension and it will run just about promod fast.

I have never owned a fox body. Just a guy with a G-body Regal that gets his ass handed too him by fox bodies all the time.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:27:36 PM EDT

[#44]

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Lame ass cars, though the gm cars aren't any better. That was a dark time in car history.

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What wasnt lame in that era?

The Lamborghinis were absolute shitboxes, Ferrari was not much better. BMW had the E30 M3 which I loved. Porsche was the 911 beetle still. Corvettes were MEH.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:27:43 PM EDT

[#45]

'91 "trunk": great car for what is was, added Eaton to get 300 HP. That was pretty good in 1995. I certainly drive different today, but I'll always miss "Whitey". Best car at the best time of my life. Somebody built that Ford on a day other than Monday or Friday.

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:27:52 PM EDT

[#46]

in before Subnet

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:28:40 PM EDT

[#47]

they are so easy to swap almost anything into.

got this 02 4.6 in it with hand tools. yeah, its ugly. dont care. total expenditure is like 2000 bucks.

02 interior went in with just hand tools also.

donor car carcass

getting it swapped in

Posted: 1/20/2017 8:28:52 PM EDT

[#48]

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Go get fucked OP, mine cost me $150 8 years ago, I had to put an alternator, an ignition switch and a fuel pump in it to get it going, then one clutch cable since. Its gone just shy of 100K in those 8 years and typically gets 27 -28 MPG, with a all time best of 31. This lil turd is going to be on the road forever......

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Bullshit that old truck engine doesn't get 30mpg. Let me guess your diesel truck gets 30mpg also.