Posted: 12/21/2005 12:46:48 PM EDT
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 . I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Earnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support (KEEP READING) ______________________________________ Software User laments update: I took your suggestion under advisement and installed the background application "Yes Dear" and purchased the additional software Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 . However, I didn't see the sub-note warning about future enhancements under the section of artificial intelligence in the user manual and Wife 1.0 self-upgraded to Wife 1.28. The upgrade has been a good improvement, however, I'm concerned because during the self-upgrade several sub process started resulting in Child 1.2.3 which in turn merged data from an unknown external file In-Laws creating GrandChild 3.1 . GrandChild 3.1 is running wild in the development SandBox. Is this normal? And how stable is GrandChild 3.1 going to be in the SandBox? (KEEP READING) ______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User update: The self enhancements of now O.S. Wife 1.28 are normal and sub process generation will stabilize over time. There is a known bug in GrandChild 3.1. The bug is corrected by installing software patches Spoiled 4.9, Rotten 1.12 and Return-to-Parent 1.1.8. The software patches introduce protocols to reduce network traffic between Child 1.2.3 and the OS. These patches also prevent the computer viruses GrandmaSitter and BRAT from infecting the OS. Use the built in OS user interface Discipline which can also be found in Child 1.2.3 to correct GrandChild 3.1 stability issues as they appear in the standard reports Behaviors and Habits. Recommend installation of the Pleasure patch Vacation 15.1 into Wife 1.28 to continue to improve the situation but never with programs Girlfriend 7.0, Secretary or Co-Worker. Best of luck, Tech Support |