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Posted: 5/11/2003 6:09:23 PM EDT
Pat wakes up at home with a huge hangover.  He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.  He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.  Pat looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean.  So's the rest of the house.  He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."  So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.  His son, Josh, is also at the table, eating.  Pat asks, "Josh what happened last night?"  Josh says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."  Confused, Pat asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"  Josh replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married!"

Link Posted: 5/11/2003 7:27:05 PM EDT
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