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Posted: 4/28/2011 7:21:58 PM EDT
A couple years ago, my mom got me something I thought was a cheap novelty toy. It felt like a junky plastic kid's toy.

First, I did not really understand why she got it for me. She never got me stuff like that when I was a kid, when I would have thought it was cool.   Secondly, I was well past kid age.

I tried to use this thing for about 5 minutes, was not impressed, and threw it in a bin for a couple years.  

I just dug it out and decided to Google it.

Thing is expensive. I feel like Shit for not showing more enthusiasm and thanks. I honestly thought it was a kids department 29.99 special.  Some sites say it sold for around 400 bucks originally.

I will attempt to use it tonight and see if I can focus it properly.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:22:52 PM EDT
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A couple years ago, my mom got me something I thought was a cheap novelty toy. It felt like a junky plastic kid's toy.

First, I did not really understand why she got it for me. She never got me stuff like that when I was a kid, when I would have thought it was cool.   Secondly, I was well past kid age.

I tried to use this thing for about 5 minutes, was not impressed, and threw it in a bin for a couple years.  

I just dug it out and decided to Google it.

Thing is expensive. I feel like Shit for .it showing more enthusiasm I honestly thought it was a kids department 29.99 special.  Some sites say it sold for around 400 bucks originally.

I will attempt to use it tonight and see if I can focus it properly.



???
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:23:10 PM EDT
Was it a tool that helped you post pictures on the internet?

Was it an 8ball?

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:23:22 PM EDT
Well.....WTF was it?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:23:23 PM EDT
I wanna see... but... well...
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:23:26 PM EDT



I'm not sure if it needs to be said, but....

I like turtles.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:23:55 PM EDT
Is it a telescope?










What do I win?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:05 PM EDT
Where's the fuckin pics, man?!?!
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:09 PM EDT
DAY 1
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:16 PM EDT
not even a red x
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:30 PM EDT
I can count to potato.


Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:44 PM EDT
Why did your mom give you a dildo?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:49 PM EDT
Quoted:
Was it a tool that helped you post pictures on the internet?

Was it an 8ball?



Haha.


Sorry.  http://www.epinions.com/reviews/pr-Bushnell_Bushnell_2_0x24_GUARDIAN_MONOC_NIGHT_VISION_1

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:24:50 PM EDT
....so what's the name of it?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:15 PM EDT
Curious...



ETA. You suck. Your mother does NOT deserve you. Send me the gift and I will send her mothers day cards from now on.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:21 PM EDT
Is this a Glock hater thread?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:23 PM EDT
Is it electric and does it vibrate?

 
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:52 PM EDT
No pics?




Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:25:52 PM EDT
Herp...

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:26:17 PM EDT
A $500.00 AccuJack???

Wow!  
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:26:26 PM EDT
Ok.......
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:27:16 PM EDT
Give her something just as interesting for Mother's Day.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:28:19 PM EDT
Your mother gives you night vision, and you didn't love it.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:30:43 PM EDT
She got me the same thing.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:30:48 PM EDT
Quoted:
Your mother gives you night vision, and you didn't love it.


WTF is wrong with some people? Some dont appreciate good beer and some dont appreciate night vision, there is alot of fail in GD latley
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:32:17 PM EDT
Quoted:
Your mother gives you night vision, and you didn't love it.


I did not understand why. Still don't.

I tried it and couldn't see Shit. Barely my hand in front of my face. It was bright green , but blurry as hell.  

I thought it was some "jr spy" toy or something. Didn't know I was so tactical.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:32:21 PM EDT
Fleshlight?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:33:30 PM EDT



Quoted:

WTF is wrong with some people? Some dont appreciate good beer and some dont appreciate night vision, there is alot of fail in GD latley


Who was the dude the other day posting from the bar with his girlfriend and whinging about how it sucked? Buncha bitches.



 
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:35:33 PM EDT
Quoted:

Quoted:
WTF is wrong with some people? Some dont appreciate good beer and some dont appreciate night vision, there is alot of fail in GD latley

Who was the dude the other day posting from the bar with his girlfriend and whinging about how it sucked? Buncha bitches.
 


kinda glad i missed that one
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:36:12 PM EDT



Duh.

It's a Sybian.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:36:38 PM EDT



There, fuckers.


And no I will not post naked NV pics of my mom.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:37:51 PM EDT
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http://images1.opticsplanet.com/180-180/opplanet-bushnell-2x42-night-vision-monocular.png


There, fuckers.


And no I will not post naked NV pics of my mom.



but PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:43:07 PM EDT
About 10 years ago my mom gave me one of those gen 1 chinese monoculars most likely from Sportsman's Guide.  The thought was nice but I couldn't see my desk in a darkened room with it.    It was not a good unit sad to say.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:43:59 PM EDT
No offense but I would guess that is all the better it works if it was 400.00 night vision.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:47:20 PM EDT



I'll give ya ten bucks for it.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:48:55 PM EDT
Quoted:



I'll give ya ten bucks for it.




I ain't a pimp for my mom, and she's probably worth much more.


Consider me insulted.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:50:27 PM EDT
Quoted:
No offense but I would guess that is all the better it works if it was 400.00 night vision.


No doubt. I just think about waht else I could have had for that money. And what she could have saved buying something cheaper.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:51:12 PM EDT
Someone please check the epinions review fast and save the second review before they delete it.

Thanks.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:53:14 PM EDT
Quoted:
Quoted:



I'll give ya ten bucks for it.




I ain't a pimp for my mom, and she's probably worth much more.

Consider me insulted.



Well, let's just ask her first - okay?


Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:53:59 PM EDT
Fingerbox.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 7:55:00 PM EDT
Quoted:
Someone please check the epinions review fast and save the second review before they delete it.

Thanks.




Dude Wtf?  Don't be posting my shit elsewhere. Thats fucked up.  What if my mom is reading that and hires the cyberpolice to back trace it.

Besides it is copyrighted by me and arfcom.  


Fuckin creepers.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:07:22 PM EDT
Quoted:
Quoted:
Someone please check the epinions review fast and save the second review before they delete it.

Thanks.




Dude Wtf?  Don't be posting my shit elsewhere. Thats fucked up.  What if my mom is reading that and hires the cyberpolice to back trace it.

Besides it is copyrighted by me and arfcom.  


Fuckin creepers.




Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:11:25 PM EDT
Cool gift. Wouldn't an IR light help amplify the image?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:17:00 PM EDT
It was a nice thought on her part.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:20:21 PM EDT


Good write up.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:21:12 PM EDT
-10 for not coming up with a better OP. Copy and pasted review. Sheeshh.....
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:21:19 PM EDT
I thought this was gonna be a fleshlight thread until the OP used the word "focus".

OP...I felt the same way a long time ago.

Everyone had a "walkman" cassette player, she got me a Panasonic instead.

I was pissed for awhile until I realiazed that the Panasonic was 100x more quality than the walkman and even had a pitch control.

I still have it.
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:23:05 PM EDT



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

Someone please check the epinions review fast and save the second review before they delete it.



Thanks.

Dude Wtf?  Don't be posting my shit elsewhere. Thats fucked up.  What if my mom is reading that and hires the cyberpolice to back trace it.



Besides it is copyrighted by me and arfcom.  





Fuckin creepers.














 
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:25:00 PM EDT
Quoted:
Cool gift. Wouldn't an IR light help amplify the image?



It has an onboard ir light. I just went outside in my skivies and followed the directions. It doesn't work too badly.


Video inbound when it finishes uploading.

Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:26:31 PM EDT


You listed "expensive" as a pro?
Link Posted: 4/28/2011 8:32:29 PM EDT
Quoted:


You listed "expensive" as a pro?



The more money she spent, the more she loves me. Duh.  





No, I didn't write that Shit!  There's an impostor who just copied my Shit and posted it in my name. Pretty shady in my opinion.  
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