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Posted: 6/14/2001 8:24:23 AM EDT

no bullshit alright :))))))

Posted: 6/14/2001 8:27:28 AM EDT

[#1]

I have not had sex in over a year. :(

Posted: 6/14/2001 8:27:52 AM EDT

[#2]

no

Posted: 6/14/2001 8:29:15 AM EDT

[#3]

I hate to sound like Clinton, but that depends on how you define sex.

Posted: 6/14/2001 8:30:24 AM EDT

[#4]

By myself or with a partner?

Posted: 6/14/2001 8:32:52 AM EDT

[#5]

Man, are you some kind of homo?!?!?! Hey, Cosmo magazine is --> Imagine this, Mr.Hunter walks into my local gun store on a saturday morning and says, "Morning fellas, how often do you have sex?" Mr. Hunter then gets taken out back and get his 223 twisted around his neck. Go back to Key West butt-ranger.

Posted: 6/14/2001 10:22:39 AM EDT

[#6]

Getting personal aren't we? BTW whats this got to do with guns?

Posted: 6/14/2001 10:29:28 AM EDT

[#7]

About once a week, sometimes more. I don't get any for 1 week a month.

And it ain't a HOMO type of question either. Just because you ain't getting any.

T-Man
Getting personal aren't we? BTW whats this got to do with guns?

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shootin', this is for fun. [:D]

Posted: 6/14/2001 10:35:35 AM EDT

[#8]

If you "look" at the thread TOPIC, I think he is asking how many "HOES" you do in a week.........

ROTFLMAO!!!!! I thought that was funny.......

DK [:D] hehehe

Posted: 6/14/2001 10:36:28 AM EDT

[#9]

GWIGG: Do you ram gun powder down yours?

Posted: 6/14/2001 10:37:46 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
BTW whats this got to do with guns?

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That's the beauty of "General Discussion".

He can talk or ask about anything.......even if he doesn't have a clue........

DK [:D]

Posted: 6/14/2001 10:38:16 AM EDT

[#11]

none now my wife throgh me out monday

Posted: 6/14/2001 10:40:16 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
none now my wife throgh me out monday

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It wasn't because you called her a "HOE" was it???

DK [:D]

Posted: 6/14/2001 10:57:31 AM EDT

[#13]

T-Man
GWIGG: Do you ram gun powder down yours?

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However I can get it! [:D]

Posted: 6/14/2001 11:22:36 AM EDT

[#14]

With or without a partner. Pls clarify.

Posted: 6/14/2001 11:46:35 AM EDT

[#15]

With my wife, as much as I want. No BS, either.

Posted: 6/14/2001 11:48:41 AM EDT

[#16]

For me the question is not "how many times a week", but rather "how many times a year".

Just the breaks I guess...

Jewbroni~

Posted: 6/14/2001 12:03:38 PM EDT

[#17]

4-7 times a week. Serious answer. Used to have sex a lot more when I was single, but it's much more fun with a partner![smoke]

Posted: 6/14/2001 12:17:07 PM EDT

[#18]

You wana fill in the maried guys in the room as to what exactly you are talking about? Is that some kinda chicken dish or is it pork?

Posted: 6/14/2001 12:27:45 PM EDT

[#19]

lets see....we have one kid.....so...ONCE!!

Posted: 6/14/2001 12:39:21 PM EDT

[#20]

Well,,, it's really gone downhill since my Carpal Tunnel surgery. [:P]

Posted: 6/14/2001 12:52:22 PM EDT

[#21]

If only I had a left handed mouse.

Posted: 6/14/2001 1:24:47 PM EDT

[#22]

Do reptiles count??[:D]

Posted: 6/14/2001 1:43:34 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
With my wife, as much as I want. No BS, either.

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Spill the beans!! Whats the secret? Married men wanna know!!

Posted: 6/14/2001 1:45:08 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Well,,, it's really gone downhill since my Carpal Tunnel surgery. [:P]

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Came into the doc with carpal tunnel huh? Asked if you typed alot, "Nope, I am a nympho!" :)

Posted: 6/14/2001 3:32:18 PM EDT

[#25]

None of your damn business.

OlDad

Posted: 6/14/2001 3:38:36 PM EDT

[#26]

What's that.......

Posted: 6/14/2001 3:38:51 PM EDT

[#27]

There's a bunch of very good one-handed typists in here, I would venture to say.

Posted: 6/14/2001 3:52:51 PM EDT

[#28]

One time too many with my wife apparently, as she thinks she is pregnant(there goes my dreams of another AR or M1A)
Zane

Posted: 6/14/2001 4:25:18 PM EDT

[#29]

Any time I damn well please... [:P]

Too bad my wife doesn't agree with my perspective of things [B)]

Posted: 6/14/2001 6:41:04 PM EDT

[#30]

MANY times a week, and some day I hope to do it with another person.....(mabey even a girl)
[sex]

BISHOP

Posted: 6/14/2001 6:42:21 PM EDT

[#31]

Not to offend any of the other maried men out there, but my wife perks up any time I ask for sex. I literally get it anytime I want ( I admit, my wife is pretty cool). I don't know if I'm just that good or she's just that horny, but I'll take it any way I can get it.

Posted: 6/14/2001 6:45:57 PM EDT

[#32]

ROTFLMAO!!!

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Man, are you some kind of homo?!?!?! Hey, Cosmo magazine is --> Imagine this, Mr.Hunter walks into my local gun store on a saturday morning and says, "Morning fellas, how often do you have sex?" Mr. Hunter then gets taken out back and get his 223 twisted around his neck. Go back to Key West butt-ranger.

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Posted: 6/14/2001 6:59:05 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Not to offend any of the other married men out there, but my wife perks up any time I ask for sex. I literally get it anytime I want ( I admit, my wife is pretty cool). I don't know if I'm just that good or she's just that horny, but I'll take it any way I can get it.

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My story exactly, except for one little thing. The last sentence. She's a stereotypical Latina so she's just horny--constantly complaining SHE'S not getting enough. Damn, I love her. Remember guys, I've got guns--stay your distance. LOL

Posted: 6/14/2001 7:42:44 PM EDT

[#34]

A Dog Named Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him something common like "Rover" or "Boy". I call my pooch Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me:

When I went into City Hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex; he said he would like one too. Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I have had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.

He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away and a contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around.

I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.

I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was separated, Sex left me. He said "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.

A cop came over to me and asked me, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning." I said, "I am looking for Sex."

My case comes up on Friday.

Posted: 6/14/2001 7:49:16 PM EDT

[#35]

...easy..never enough..especially since I have had a terminal erection since "the accident." Nothing makes the damn thing go down.
Hmmmm...

Posted: 6/14/2001 8:02:43 PM EDT

[#36]

I can have sex anytime my wife wants it!.....and most of u are in the same boat........so get over it.

Posted: 6/14/2001 8:24:25 PM EDT

[#37]

Not enough. Need more now.

Posted: 6/14/2001 8:42:08 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
I have had a terminal erection since "the accident." Nothing makes the damn thing go down.

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I guess that's where the "rigid" part of your name comes from, eh?

Posted: 6/14/2001 8:48:55 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I can have sex anytime my wife wants it!.....and most of u are in the same boat........so get over it.

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Move over, my turn to row.

Posted: 6/14/2001 9:08:58 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Man, are you some kind of homo?!?!?! Hey, Cosmo magazine is --> Imagine this, Mr.Hunter walks into my local gun store on a saturday morning and says, "Morning fellas, how often do you have sex?" Mr. Hunter then gets taken out back and get his 223 twisted around his neck. Go back to Key West butt-ranger.

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that's not what yer ladie said agent \'-)

Posted: 6/14/2001 9:20:38 PM EDT

[#41]

Been together for over 6 years, married for 5 years in August.

4-5 times per week.

Posted: 6/14/2001 9:29:38 PM EDT

[#42]

does making love count?

Posted: 6/14/2001 10:14:49 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Do reptiles count??[:D]

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i hope

Posted: 6/14/2001 11:46:17 PM EDT

[#44]

Uh - the wife said that if I answer, she would make sure my estimate was higher then my new reality, so here's a different thing to ponder:

A man and his six year old boy went into a drugstore. The little boy noticed the condoms in their boxes on the shelf, but when his dad offered to tell him about the birds and the bees, he shook his head and said, "No, I know what sex is, Dad. They taught us at school. I also know what those condoms are and how they are used, but I do have a question about them."

After a moment of shock the man breathed a sigh of relief, partially grateful that he had been spared the "birds and the bees" speech by today's liberal school system, then he nodded seriously to his son and asked, "What is you question?"

"Well," asked the boy, "why do they come in boxes of three and six?"

The man thought for a moment, then answered, "The box of three is for young men just getting out of high school. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday night.

"The box of six is for young men in college. Two for Friday night, two for Saturday night, and two for Sunday night."

"What about that box of twelve," the wide eyed boy asked.

The father's serious face never changed as he immediately answered, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for...