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Posted: 10/7/2021 8:55:22 AM EDT
According to the cops, when they questioned nonagenarian Thomas Conrad about the dispute, he told them to “Get the f—k out of my house.”
The incident happened Saturday in the Orlando suburb of Sorrento, Fla., according to a police report posted to the Smoking Gun. Conrad was allegedly irritated that a worker cutting his neighbor’s lawn was not respecting their shared property line. That neighbor, Jack Henson, claimed he calmly asked Conrad several times to stop harassing his gardener. .. That allegedly further upset Conrad, who began shouting “vulgar obscenities” and told Henson, 46, “I should punch you.” Henson said “Go ahead,” but warned his neighbor, who’s nearly twice his age, that if he started throwing haymakers, the police would be called. Conrad is accused of then landing two punches on the left side of Henson’s face and returning to his home, causing the alleged victim to make good on his warning too. When police arrived, the alleged assailant’s 89-year-old wife told them her husband was lying down and didn’t want to talk to them. Once convinced to speak to authorities, cops say Conrad argued he struck his neighbor because Hanson told him he could. Trying to illustrated a point, officers say they asked Conrad what he would have done if Henson said he could go ahead and shoot him. “Then I would have shot him,” Conrad allegedly replied. .. Deputies were able to apprehend Conrad without further violence and charged him with simple battery and resisting law enforcement without using violence. https://www.al.com/news/2021/10/florida-man-90-allegedly-punched-neighbor-because-someone-was-on-his-lawn.html  I <3 this story.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 8:57:58 AM EDT
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What a idiot.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 8:59:27 AM EDT
[#2]
Elderly Florida Man is most entertaining Florida Man.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 8:59:56 AM EDT
[#3]
Probably found a drone in his yard.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:00:51 AM EDT
[#4]
Are we sure it wasn't about a drone he found on his property?
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:01:54 AM EDT
[#5]
Jesus. He survived 90 years of being Florida Man.
That's damn impressive. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:02:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:02:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:03:03 AM EDT
[#8]
Completely depleted all of his fuck in his first 89 years.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:04:05 AM EDT
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Conrad argued he struck his neighbor because Hanson told him he could. Trying to illustrated a point, officers say they asked Conrad what he would have done if Henson said he could go ahead and shoot him. “Then I would have shot him,” Conrad allegedly replied. Old dude is on point. However. The pair live in a gated country club community Greater than average chance this is a case of asshole collision. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:04:31 AM EDT
[#10]
At least he did not do a reenactment of Grand Torino.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:05:02 AM EDT
[#11]
Sorrento isn't a suburb of Orlando.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:05:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:08:19 AM EDT
[#13]
I wonder if he has been an asshole his whole 90 years or if this is dementia.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:13:53 AM EDT
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Apparently he missed the memo you're not supposed to give a fuck when you're that old.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:13:54 AM EDT
[#15]
"Trying to illustrated a point, officers say they asked Conrad what he would have done if Henson said he could go ahead and shoot him.
“Then I would have shot him,” Conrad allegedly replied."  Old guys don't give a fuck. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:15:49 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What a idiot. The irony.... |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:19:23 AM EDT
[#17]
Dude in his 40s should be embarrassed that he got his butt kicked by an old man. Can you imagine telling the police an old man jacked you up like that?
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:20:56 AM EDT
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Don’t mess with old people.. a life sentence isn’t very long..
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:23:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus. He survived 90 years of being Florida Man. That's damn impressive. Dished out a lotta ass-whoopins in his 90 years. 
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:28:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude in his 40s should be embarrassed that he got his butt kicked by an old man. Can you imagine telling the police an old man jacked you up like that? No shit. When did men become such pussies. Knock that old fuck wad out and be done with it. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:29:20 AM EDT
[#21]
Tall fences . . .
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:30:10 AM EDT
[#22]
Survived 90 yrs in this world, he’s got nothing to loose.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:33:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude in his 40s should be embarrassed that he got his butt kicked by an old man. Can you imagine telling the police an old man jacked you up like that? |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:35:57 AM EDT
[#24]
Senior citizens still think they are 18.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:46:29 AM EDT
[#25]
Wow, Him sure is taking his arfcom ban hard.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:46:57 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wow, Him sure is taking his arfcom ban hard. 
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Posted: 10/7/2021 9:52:51 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wow, Him sure is taking his arfcom ban hard.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:03:22 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude in his 40s should be embarrassed that he got his butt kicked by an old man. Can you imagine telling the police an old man jacked you up like that? The way things are now, if the 40's guy had done anything else he'd be in jail for elder abuse.....
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:08:00 AM EDT
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officers say they asked Conrad what he would have done if Henson said he could go ahead and shoot him.
“Then I would have shot him,” Conrad allegedly replied.  based |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:09:41 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No shit. When did men become such pussies. Knock that old fuck wad out and be done with it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Dude in his 40s should be embarrassed that he got his butt kicked by an old man. Can you imagine telling the police an old man jacked you up like that? No shit. When did men become such pussies. Knock that old fuck wad out and be done with it. apparently, he got hit with a 1-2 punch too. He got hit. Twice. in the face. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:11:28 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The way things are now, if the 40's guy had done anything else he'd be in jail for elder abuse..... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Dude in his 40s should be embarrassed that he got his butt kicked by an old man. Can you imagine telling the police an old man jacked you up like that? The way things are now, if the 40's guy had done anything else he'd be in jail for elder abuse..... He could have ducked, bobbed and weaved. then it would have been a funny story. Now it's just an embarrassing story. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:12:36 AM EDT
[#32]
FL man living in Red Tail or Sorrento Springs is most likely NY, NJ or IL man.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:20:32 AM EDT
[#33]
Good reason to live in the sticks.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:20:36 AM EDT
[#34]
Old man pic.
https://thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/get-off-my-lawn-arrest-275936 |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:31:17 AM EDT
[#35]
Awe shit. The Conrad’s you say?
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:44:54 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What a idiot. Not sure if the guy is an Idiot or working on reduced mental capacity. It doesn't excuse it, but it could explain it. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:46:59 AM EDT
[#37]
Not guilty.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:50:11 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The way things are now, if the 40's guy had done anything else he'd be in jail for elder abuse..... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Dude in his 40s should be embarrassed that he got his butt kicked by an old man. Can you imagine telling the police an old man jacked you up like that? The way things are now, if the 40's guy had done anything else he'd be in jail for elder abuse..... This. But how hard is it to evade a 90 year old man swinging on you? I have a 98 year old man in my family. A brisk walk would be all it would take to get away from him |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 10:52:13 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I bet there are some good jokes now at the station thanks to pussy boy telling them he got punched by a borderline corpse and it hurt his feelz .. pussy . 40 year old has the last laugh. Dude is 90 and in jail. Had he hit him and knocked him out or killed him GD and everyone else would be saying "he's just an old man". |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 11:06:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Old dude is on point. However. Greater than average chance this is a case of asshole collision. If it wasn't, the obvious answer to 'get off my lawn' is to get off his lawn, and ask your gardener to be more careful of the boundary. Or is it a case of narrow lots where you can't maintain the shrubs next to the house without standing on the neighboring property? I seem to remember seeing Florida houses where you couldn't walk around the AC condenser without leaving the property. AHA, he's using the mutual combat exception, and he revoked permission for the cops to enter his home. At which point, they could leave, or arrest him and take him with them when they left. Conrad, cops noted, “advised he did nothing wrong because the victim asked him to punch him in the face.” When cops tried to explain that he had committed a battery, Conrad told them to “Get the fuck out of my house” and began to walk away. As deputies sought to take Conrad into custody, he allegedly balled up his fist and refused to place his hands behind his back. After being handcuffed, Conrad was booked into the county jail for battery and resisting police, both misdemeanors. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 11:25:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If it wasn't, the obvious answer to 'get off my lawn' is to get off his lawn, and ask your gardener to be more careful of the boundary. Or is it a case of narrow lots where you can't maintain the shrubs next to the house without standing on the neighboring property? I seem to remember seeing Florida houses where you couldn't walk around the AC condenser without leaving the property. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 11:53:15 AM EDT
[#42]
This one's for you Mr. Thomas Conrad!
  I've No More F***s To Give! |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 11:58:50 AM EDT
[#43]
That allegedly further upset Conrad, who began shouting "vulgar obscenities" and told Henson, 46, "I should punch you." Henson said "Go ahead," but warned his neighbor, who's nearly twice his age, that if he started throwing haymakers, the police would be called. B. Mr. Conrad obviously was not scared of the police. From living in Detroit, I learned a lot of people aren't. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 12:11:50 PM EDT
[#44]
Sounds about right, for an old shitbird that thinks thry are entitled to act like a shitbird because they're old.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 12:17:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude in his 40s should be embarrassed that he got his butt kicked by an old man. Can you imagine telling the police an old man jacked you up like that? |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 12:19:57 PM EDT
[#46]
784.03
(1)(a) The offense of battery occurs when a person: 1. Actually and intentionally touches or strikes another person against the will of the other; Neighbor gave permission. Not Guilty! |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 12:31:15 PM EDT
[#47]
These houses are a lot farther apart than I would have guessed from what happened with the lawn worker.
But I guess they match the 'country club community' description. Is it really that hard to keep off this old guy's lawn?  |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 12:33:04 PM EDT
[#48]
I got into an altercation with my neighbors yard guy just a few days ago. Fucker blew leaves into my yard intentionally.
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Posted: 10/7/2021 1:48:05 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I got into an altercation with my neighbors yard guy just a few days ago. Fucker blew leaves into my yard intentionally. I'd just blow them back while he's packing up his truck to leave. |
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Posted: 10/7/2021 2:26:05 PM EDT
[#50]
Hot chicks and 90 year olds are generally considered not guilty by me
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