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6/24/2017 3:18:40 PM EDT
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6/24/2017 3:20:15 PM EDT
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So, a former colleague of mine announced he was, in fact, not a "he" but in fact a she due to a "brain imbalence" Greg is now "Gina" and undersent sex change surgery in Indiana. After the surgery he was provided the following set of ... um ... devices...they are vaginal dialaters. Apparently, he has to use them to make sure his new ... um ... thing ... is properly sized and remaining so.

What has been seen can not be unseen.

I wondered why the come in mutiple colors.

I thought this was a good post for ARFCOM GD.

https://eilerspizza.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/img_20170420_1527370441.jpg?w=872&h=492
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You were wrong!  Not a good post anywhere on ARF!
6/24/2017 3:24:05 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
6/24/2017 3:25:23 PM EDT
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6/24/2017 3:26:18 PM EDT
[#4]
This thread is dildos.
6/24/2017 3:26:42 PM EDT
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"I wondered why they came in different colors"

6/24/2017 3:27:56 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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out of
6/24/2017 3:28:42 PM EDT
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So it gets a doctor prescribed set of dildos?
6/24/2017 3:28:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Mental illness is a motherfucker
6/24/2017 3:28:54 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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Fuck me. 

I don't think this thread could get anymore fucked up. 
6/24/2017 3:29:17 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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wow
6/24/2017 3:29:21 PM EDT
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6/24/2017 3:30:23 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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pics?
6/24/2017 3:32:09 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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Wow, yes, that is just all kinds of fracked up.

Wow.
6/24/2017 3:32:28 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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Wow
Just wow
I pretty open minded but that might fuck with my mind a bit.
6/24/2017 3:32:49 PM EDT
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I'm literally LOLing right now. Oh, my gosh.
6/24/2017 3:33:31 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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6/24/2017 3:34:23 PM EDT
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WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF HIS SHOE EXPANDERS?
6/24/2017 3:34:30 PM EDT
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At the time, I was dating a girl who was the same age as my kid (24 and had the same name I was 44). She thought I handled the question well.
6/24/2017 3:34:57 PM EDT
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Who took this pic?  Did he/she/it leave them in the break room?  
6/24/2017 3:35:12 PM EDT
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Attached File
6/24/2017 3:35:20 PM EDT
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This thread is dildos.
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I believe this gem is being over looked.  Bravo good sir!
6/24/2017 3:35:27 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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I know a lesbian couple who had a similar arrangement with one of their brothers. He's the biological father of two girls, the girls know, and it seems to work for them. No legal issues and the younger is either about to graduate from high school or just did.
6/24/2017 3:37:12 PM EDT
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So it gets a doctor prescribed set of dildos?
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at probably triple the price.
6/24/2017 3:37:44 PM EDT
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Who took this pic?  Did he/she/it leave them in the break room?  
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This.  Why does OP have pics of the expanders with what appears to be a toilet seat next to them?

There are so many things wrong in here, that I need to step away from the internet for a while.
6/24/2017 3:41:02 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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And just when you think there's no possible way someone can top a weird thread by posting in it, bam, there it is! Gotta hand it to ya, that's some quality shit right there! 
6/24/2017 3:41:38 PM EDT
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This.  Why does OP have pics of the expanders with what appears to be a toilet seat next to them?

There are so many things wrong in here, that I need to step away from the internet for a while.
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Who took this pic?  Did he/she/it leave them in the break room?  
This.  Why does OP have pics of the expanders with what appears to be a toilet seat next to them?

There are so many things wrong in here, that I need to step away from the internet for a while.
That's a sink in the picture.
Maybe op is being a good houseboy and washing them for his new friend?
6/24/2017 3:43:04 PM EDT
[#27]
Meh.  This thread is pretty tame.  
6/24/2017 3:46:56 PM EDT
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Meh.  This thread is pretty tame.  
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COC's and all that.
6/24/2017 3:47:53 PM EDT
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I know a lesbian couple who had a similar arrangement with one of their brothers. He's the biological father of two girls, the girls know, and it seems to work for them. No legal issues and the younger is either about to graduate from high school or just did.
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Definitely no long term damage being done there, no siree.
6/24/2017 3:51:00 PM EDT
[#30]
It brings a new meaning of: "Go fuck yourself!"
6/24/2017 3:53:47 PM EDT
[#31]
My only experience has been with the genuine article, but those have taught me that the orange one is where he/she/it should stop.

One place where bigger isn't better.
6/24/2017 3:55:17 PM EDT
[#32]
Ok i have a question.

Does sex in the new "pussy" actually feel good for the dudegal?  

I know it probably feels fibe for the guy with a dick, because lets face it we could get off fucking an ear if the hole was big enough
6/24/2017 3:55:36 PM EDT
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Definitely no long term damage being done there, no siree.
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I know a lesbian couple who had a similar arrangement with one of their brothers. He's the biological father of two girls, the girls know, and it seems to work for them. No legal issues and the younger is either about to graduate from high school or just did.
Definitely no long term damage being done there, no siree.
While I've not seen them in a couple of years, we were pretty close to them for several years. They're fucked up in different ways than most, but honestly they were less fucked up than the majority of people in that rural town.
6/24/2017 3:59:29 PM EDT
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I chuckled.

I hereby lay claim to the first known use of the phrase "More fucked up than a bag of multicolored tranny dildos".
6/24/2017 3:59:41 PM EDT
[#35]
If he sent me a picture of his vagina.......Id look at it.
6/24/2017 4:00:28 PM EDT
[#36]
I wonder what those cost.
6/24/2017 4:01:16 PM EDT
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I wonder what those cost.
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Maybe not an arm and a leg, but definitely an appendage.
6/24/2017 4:03:18 PM EDT
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Paging eesmith for a subject matter expert.
6/24/2017 4:04:58 PM EDT
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I wonder what those cost.
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His left nut.


This world is completely fucked up.
6/24/2017 4:05:08 PM EDT
[#40]
You must be pretty close for him to share those with you.
6/24/2017 4:06:20 PM EDT
[#41]
Needs more leverage.
6/24/2017 4:08:36 PM EDT
[#42]
OP, if that's the most fucked up thing you've seen, count yourself lucky.
6/24/2017 4:08:57 PM EDT
[#43]
I'll bet OP's buddy can't wait to feel a REAL pecker in that new twat!
6/24/2017 4:12:37 PM EDT
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My only experience has been with the genuine article, but those have taught me that the orange one is where he/she/it should stop.

One place where bigger isn't better.
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I'm going to guess that the aftermarket parts aren't as naturally elastic (nor self-lubricating) as the real thing.  I'm sure there are guys for whom the diameter of the orange one would be a nice, cozy fit but even average size and up dudes are in for a world of struggle.  Maybe they like that sort of thing.  I dunno.
6/24/2017 4:13:22 PM EDT
[#45]
SICK. This country gets sicker every day. Why would op hang around someone like that?
6/24/2017 4:14:00 PM EDT
[#46]
I've seen some strange shit here but this thread is near the top/bottom depending on how you look at it.  
6/24/2017 4:17:10 PM EDT
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"Former colleague"?
Yeah right.
6/24/2017 4:17:38 PM EDT
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Ok, heard but not seen. My adult gay daughter asked if I could impregnate her (hot) girlfriend so they could have a baby that was family so they didn't have to adopt. I told her with a straight face that I'd have to speak to a lawyer about the ramifications of possible child support in the future.
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That is fucking beautiful man.
6/24/2017 4:18:23 PM EDT
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Sure OP, which dialator did you help him , install first?
6/24/2017 4:19:23 PM EDT
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That's a sink in the picture.
Maybe op is being a good houseboy and washing them for his new friend?
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Taste testing.
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