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Posted: 10/13/2004 3:07:10 AM EST


Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:07:51 AM EST
I WANT YOUR PIE
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:10:19 AM EST
"I can't believe she banged that Iglesias dude"
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:12:42 AM EST
Is that the A-7 model vibrator ???
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:15:29 AM EST
I'd eat that till my tongue fell off.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:19:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/25/2004 5:42:19 PM EST by glockguy40]
"I'd like to take a big ol' bite out of her butt!"
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:20:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By glockguy40:
"I'd like to take a big ol' big out of her butt!"



I can tell you were excited when you typed that .....
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:20:58 AM EST
Boy...I wish she could work my pee-pee like she works that racket.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:21:30 AM EST
Uhhhhhh.. Nice racket.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:23:09 AM EST
"GOT MILK?"

Railgun....
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:24:27 AM EST
"I think I need a spanking..."
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:26:27 AM EST
There's a kitten somewhere eatin' it's last meal !.......
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:27:15 AM EST

If I was only 20 years older...............


Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:28:28 AM EST
Kid: "I'm gettin' that feeling in my pee pee again."
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:28:56 AM EST
I'd hit that like a slice serve...

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:31:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:31:31 AM EST
This ain't no banana in my pocket.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:33:08 AM EST
"Huhhh ... she's purrrdee."
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:33:28 AM EST
She feels goo... She makes my pee pee all tingly.


Wonder how purlpe his face turned the first time he saw that pic?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:37:17 AM EST
Dupe! IBTL!

With that said:
Screen door.
Texas.
Tornado.


Kharn
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:39:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By cyanide:

Originally Posted By glockguy40:
"I'd like to take a big ol' big out of her butt!"



I can tell you were excited when you typed that .....



Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:52:26 AM EST
I think my wee wee has rigormortis
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:53:46 AM EST
"Hey baby, wanna slice of 8 yr old?"
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:56:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 3:56:28 AM EST by Cincinnatus]

"Hey baby, do you know why they call me the Ball Boy?"



Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:58:38 AM EST
How about: "I steal all my funny ar15.com posts from fark.com"


?????
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:58:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 3:59:04 AM EST by Cincinnatus]

"Wow, nice RACK et"
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:29:57 AM EST
have I got somethin' fer you!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:16:30 AM EST
Have you seen my baseball?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:20:42 AM EST
"here I am next to this fine example of womanhood and all I can do is jack my thumb!"
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:03:56 PM EST
Hey, want some candy?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:05:30 PM EST
[ShortRound]Maybe he like...older women.[/ShortRound]
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:08:39 PM EST
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