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Posted: 3/12/2005 11:34:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:35:20 PM EDT
ROFL
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:36:26 PM EDT
Well, its more inventive then "Will work fo food"
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:37:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:37:51 PM EDT
Where can I donate?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:37:53 PM EDT
see, THAT fucker would get a dollar from me!
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:37:58 PM EDT
once saw a hippie chick with a sign saying "I need to diversify my portfolio, please help $$$"

Not nearly as funny as the ninja sign tho!
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:01:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mr45auto:
once saw a hippie chick with a sign saying "I need to diversify my portfolio, please help $$$"

Not nearly as funny as the ninja sign tho!



Still pretty funny though! I had a pan handler nearly stalk me once with a "Will work for food sign" so I handed him a banana and he turned it down claiming to be on the Atkins Diet.

Patty
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:07:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Mr45auto:
once saw a hippie chick with a sign saying "I need to diversify my portfolio, please help $$$"

Not nearly as funny as the ninja sign tho!



Still pretty funny though! I had a pan handler nearly stalk me once with a "Will work for food sign" so I handed him a banana and he turned it down claiming to be on the Atkins Diet.

Patty



They make low-carb beer now, you should have been more thoughtful!
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:08:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Mr45auto:
once saw a hippie chick with a sign saying "I need to diversify my portfolio, please help $$$"

Not nearly as funny as the ninja sign tho!



Still pretty funny though! I had a pan handler nearly stalk me once with a "Will work for food sign" so I handed him a banana and he turned it down claiming to be on the Atkins Diet.

Patty



They make low-carb beer now, you should have been more thoughtful!



Well all I had was a banana to offer him. I'll try to be more prepared next time!

Patty
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:12:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:Well all I had was a banana to offer him. I'll try to be more prepared next time!

Patty



Now if you'd eaten the banana in front of him in a distinct manner I'm sure that would have helped, too.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:12:36 AM EDT
Awsome!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:12:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
see, THAT fucker would get a dollar from me!



+1 Him and the guy holding the sign that said something like "need money for beer" At least he was honest!!
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:13:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:Well all I had was a banana to offer him. I'll try to be more prepared next time!

Patty



Now if you'd eaten the banana in front of him in a distinct manner I'm sure that would have helped, too.



Really? I just had never thought of that. Thanks for the tip. Patty
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:14:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Really? I just had never thought of that. Thanks for the tip. Patty



Yeah. Something like that. He'd be like
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:16:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:20:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/13/2005 12:22:07 AM EDT by ProfessorEvil]

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
see, THAT fucker would get a dollar from me!




Roger that....maybe even 10



One guy down here got the mega burrito and a coke from some guy in front of me the other day.

Lucky fucker, I almost got out and fought him for it. I was hungry! But now i'll have to be careful. Mad Kung Fu homeless guy might whup my ass.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 1:41:03 AM EDT
dude i'd give him some cash, lol
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 1:45:59 AM EDT
The Arfcom Ninja Clan had nothing to do with this.... I swear....
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 4:59:38 AM EDT
The smileys on the sign were a nice touch, as well. They show he's optimistic about getting those Kung Fu lessons. He's coping with his loss.

I saw the same panhandlers downtown this summer while visiting some old office pals as I used to see when I worked downtown a few years ago.

Perhaps if they got creative like this man, they'd fare better.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:14:48 AM EDT
Funny picture!

We had a vagrant here back in the 80's who used to stand on a busy street corner with one of those signs. He had ragged clothes, a stubbly beard, and a shopping cart filled with junk. One day when he thought no one was looking he pushed his cart back into a thick stand of trees near the intersection and drove out in a late model Chevy Silverado with custom wheels. I laughed my ass off.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:18:02 AM EDT
That is about the best I have seen.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 8:50:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
The Arfcom Ninja Clan had nothing to do with this.... I swear....



I wonder if they flipped out and chopped heads.....
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 9:28:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 9:29:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 9:34:37 AM EDT
I still wouldn't give him a penny.

I'd laugh though.

Link Posted: 3/13/2005 9:36:13 AM EDT
Last time I gave money to a bum was because his sign said "Blah Blah Blah"
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 11:01:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Treadhead:
www.funfry.com/data/774/1Funny-Beggar-No-Lies-Picture-FunFry_com.jpg



So Treadhead did you help the poor smuck out? Patty
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