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Posted: 1/3/2003 11:19:40 PM EST
[size=4]Girl All The Bad Guys Want[/size=4] by Bowling for Soup 8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin' To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me. Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring, She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means. And when she walks, All the wind blows and the angels sing. She doesn't notice me! Cause she is watchin' wrestling Creamin' over tough guys Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in her eyes It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. She's the girl all the bad guys want! She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have And when she walks, All the wind blows and the angels sing. She'll never notice me! Cause she is watchin' wrestling Creamin' over tough guys Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in her eyes She likes 'em with a mustache Racetrack season pass Drivin' in a Trans-Am Does a mullet make a man? It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! There she goes again With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated All I wanted was to see her naked! Now I am watchin' wrestling Tryin' to be a tough guy Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in my eyes I can't grow a mustache And I ain't got no season pass All I got's a moped...moped....moped..... It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably, Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! (There she goes again) She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! (There she goes again) She's the girl all the bad guys want! She's the girl all the bad guys want! OK, now tell me, folks, what [u]is[/u] a 'two-way'? Eric The(Clueless)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:23:41 PM EST
Two-way pager? Cell phone? Dunno.
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:27:36 PM EST
I'm guessing two-way pager. Seems like McUzi, presumably the one who penned this tender ballad, doesn't know either.
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:33:38 PM EST
Like these? [img]http://common.ziffdavisinternet.com/util_get_image/0/0,3363,sz=1&i=1941,00.jpg[/img] Eric The(StillCluelessAfterAllTheseYears)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:36:28 PM EST
I would think so, but I am just as clueless...I don't even have a cell phone!
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:40:15 PM EST
Probably more like one of these: [img]http://www.mynationlink.com/art/motorola_wordline.jpg[/img] I don't know the song. Can you hum a few bars?
Link Posted: 1/3/2003 11:54:26 PM EST
In this context I thought "two-way" referred to those double-ended dildos that the lesbos use. [;)]
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:04:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/4/2003 12:05:39 AM EST by Graffiti]
I would say "two-way" in this case symbolizes two-way mirror. I see you but you don't see me type of thing. Just my guess.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 10:28:37 AM EST
A strap-on?
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 10:54:44 AM EST
I'll have to side with Marvl & USNJoe_Retired on this one, but this makes no F'ing sense! [B]she's a rocker with a nose ring, [/B] Okay, but... [B]listenin' to rap metal[/B] WTF is rap Metal? [B]Turntables in her eyes [/B] Two turn tables and a microphone? [B]She likes the godsmack [/B] You call THAT rap metal? [B]She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty [/B] Sounds pretty Ghetto to me. Can a rocker be ghetto? [B]Racetrack season pass Drivin' in a Trans-Am [/B] Now she sounds liketrailer trash. [B]With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair [/B] So she's a hooker! But what about the mullett? So she's one seriously confused girl...Where do you get this stuff?
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 11:20:08 AM EST
Rap-metal refers to groups like Rage Against the Machine and Linkin Park which have rap elements in a metal style.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 11:29:46 AM EST
Ahah! Thanks for the clarification. RATM was okay when I was in highschool...but their politics suck, Fuggin Liberals! OTOH at least they stood up for what they believed.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 11:41:04 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 11:43:21 AM EST
uh....a radio? to radio for backup? lol....got me.
Link Posted: 1/4/2003 12:12:41 PM EST
Eric, A "two way" is a text sending / receiving pager. Mike (I know because my boss gave me one so they can bother me at all times) in NJ
Link Posted: 1/10/2003 11:44:24 AM EST
She's a geek.
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