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Posted: 4/20/2016 2:28:56 PM EDT
Had no idea this was even....I mean.....

Ya know? Cause....


Link Posted: 4/20/2016 2:34:39 PM EDT
Sharknado goes to jail?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 2:39:26 PM EDT
Traci Lords, huh?

What is that movie rated again?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 2:43:23 PM EDT
Aside from wanting to see Traci Lords do her magic...this looks like the single worst movie I'll never watch.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 2:43:48 PM EDT
Hmmm.  I'd be curious to see how Traci Lords aged.  Last I saw she looked pretty damn good and appeared to have only minor surgical enhancements.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 2:48:08 PM EDT
They kept a straight face while acting in that movie.  Impressive.  True professionalism like that is hard to find.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:03:13 PM EDT
Good lord. How does one get funding for something like this.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:12:52 PM EDT

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1) Women's prison, but a giggity women's prison not a real one with gross crackheads in it.

2) Tank tops, with a swamp meaning the tank tops will get wet.

3) Amphibious burrowing sharks, read that again...amphibious motherfucking sharks that can burrow!

4) Guns, with lots and lots of CGI effects on them, who doesn't like CGI effects on guns?

5) Traci Lords, and this time they actually checked her driver's license.



I'm just surprised it's taken this long for Hollywood to come to the obvious conclusion that something as awesome as this needed to be made. Shame on you Hollywood for dragging your feet on this, yet at the same time kudos Hollywood for finally making it happen...







 
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:16:20 PM EDT
Want
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:19:57 PM EDT
Here's the kickstarter with bewbies.....
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:23:28 PM EDT
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1) Women's prison, but a giggity women's prison not a real one with gross crackheads in it.
2) Tank tops, with a swamp meaning the tank tops will get wet.
3) Amphibious burrowing sharks, read that again...amphibious motherfucking sharks that can burrow!
4) Guns, with lots and lots of CGI effects on them, who doesn't like CGI effects on guns?
5) Traci Lords, and this time they actually checked her driver's license.

I'm just surprised it's taken this long for Hollywood to come to the obvious conclusion that something as awesome as this needed to be made. Shame on you Hollywood for dragging your feet on this, yet at the same time kudos Hollywood for finally making it happen...


 
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Good lord. How does one get funding for something like this.

1) Women's prison, but a giggity women's prison not a real one with gross crackheads in it.
2) Tank tops, with a swamp meaning the tank tops will get wet.
3) Amphibious burrowing sharks, read that again...amphibious motherfucking sharks that can burrow!
4) Guns, with lots and lots of CGI effects on them, who doesn't like CGI effects on guns?
5) Traci Lords, and this time they actually checked her driver's license.

I'm just surprised it's taken this long for Hollywood to come to the obvious conclusion that something as awesome as this needed to be made. Shame on you Hollywood for dragging your feet on this, yet at the same time kudos Hollywood for finally making it happen...


 


Nailed it
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:24:41 PM EDT
Sharknado meets Tremors.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:28:47 PM EDT
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Now that's a classy broad.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:29:47 PM EDT
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Hmmm.  I'd be curious to see how Traci Lords aged.  Last I saw she looked pretty damn good and appeared to have only minor surgical enhancements.
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She is in the trailer.  

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:32:06 PM EDT
This showed up in the YouTube feed in the OP.

I like this one better ...  they get attacked by a shark at the end.  I didn't see that coming.

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:36:22 PM EDT
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She is in the trailer.  




Yes I know - her face isn't really what I'm referring to.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:51:41 PM EDT
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What, like all $50? I have no idea. I could see them crowd-sourcing $30-$35 of it, but the rest?


Edit- To heck with it. I'm stealing this. "Where Ya from there Ol' Deadeye?"
                                                           "I'm from Sharkansas baby! Don't be hatin' now Y'all!!!"
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:54:42 PM EDT
I'll watch it.


Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:56:33 PM EDT
So is tracy lords a porn star or something?

And this looks horrible, but I guess that's part of the charm.
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What, like all $50? I have no idea. I could see them crowd-sourcing $30-$35 of it, but the rest?

kickstarter posted above.



 
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:57:40 PM EDT


nevermind
 
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:57:44 PM EDT
Son of a bitch.

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 3:59:30 PM EDT
I recall hearing of a video game with a land shark gun. Tag the target and a land shark eats it.

Why can't someone make a movie with that in it? Pleeeeeeeease!
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 4:46:02 PM EDT
Well, I just wasted 90 min of my life...
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 4:56:59 PM EDT
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No, she was the youngest Power Ball winner from Ohio.
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Republicans war on women to be sure






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Wut? The trailer was what, 1 minute 15 seconds? You actually watched the MOVIE?!?!?!?!







Hell, I'm from Sharkansas and I'd never even consider doing that!!!




Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:29:08 PM EDT
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Hell, I'm from Sharkansas and I'd never even consider doing that!!!




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Hell, I'm from Sharkansas and I'd never even consider doing that!!!





Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:31:23 PM EDT
Crossman BB gun @ 1:04
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And this looks horrible, but I guess that's part of the charm.



No, she was the youngest Power Ball winner from Ohio.



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And this looks horrible, but I guess that's part of the charm.



No, she was the youngest Power Ball winner from Ohio.



Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:31:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:36:24 PM EDT
Those things aren't real right?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:47:36 PM EDT
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If you can touch them, they're real.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:53:15 PM EDT
LOL, I know what I'm watching tonight.

Link Posted: 4/20/2016 5:57:09 PM EDT
I love these types of movies!  Boobs, bad acting, dumb monsters, what more do you want?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:01:02 PM EDT
Dominique Swain has not aged well. Sad. I liked her in "Lolita."
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She was only good when under 18



 
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:17:51 PM EDT
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Ya know? Cause....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSYjORgaRn4
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That all seems highly implausible to me.  I mean, no female prison in the world is going to allow their inmates to wear shorts like that.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:23:24 PM EDT
Sofa King Retarded.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:28:45 PM EDT
What



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Fuck



Link Posted: 4/20/2016 6:52:00 PM EDT
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Just google "New Wave Hookers".
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 7:03:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 7:04:14 PM EDT
What a shitty movie it will be.  I'll pass.  
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 7:12:39 PM EDT
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They kept a straight face while acting in that movie.  Impressive.  True professionalism like that is hard to find.
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They kept a straight face while acting in that movie.  Impressive.  True professionalism like that is hard to find.




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Here's the kickstarter with bewbies..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un9S_b4S1FE


 
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 7:12:49 PM EDT
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Is this the Traci Lords that got caught making Porno movies when she was 15 ??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSYjORgaRn4







Is this the Traci Lords that got caught making Porno movies when she was 15 ??


They checked her driver's license this time, it's all kosher now.



 
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Is this the Traci Lords that got caught making Porno movies when she was 15 ??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSYjORgaRn4



Is this the Traci Lords that got caught making Porno movies when she was 15 ??

Yeah, I remember the rap on her being she made a bunch of underage stuff, then when she turned 18 made one that she owned, ratted herself out to get all the other videos trashed and hers left as the only one left for a payday. No idea if that's true.
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Wut? The trailer was what, 1 minute 15 seconds? You actually watched the MOVIE?!?!?!?!

Hell, I'm from Sharkansas and I'd never even consider doing that!!!


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Well, I just wasted 90 min of my life...




Wut? The trailer was what, 1 minute 15 seconds? You actually watched the MOVIE?!?!?!?!

Hell, I'm from Sharkansas and I'd never even consider doing that!!!


Yeah... Call it bored at work on a slow day...



Not even a nip slip in the whole thing. Absolutely no redeeming value.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:04:23 PM EDT
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That's cause the first time you saw her, she was only 16.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:14:31 PM EDT
Wow!  

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